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Rude Valentines Day Cards

You can have your forced romantic dinners, your chocolates and flowers but what you really want on 14th February is a shag! And these rude valentines cards are the perfect way of making that clear, no beating about the bush, no wining and dining, just lust! Who said romance was dead?

If you are looking for something a bit more romantic, not all the cards are rude, there are some funny valentines cards too and there is even have an adorable kitten card.

Sex Me Rude Valentines Card
£2.00  (DMV 80)
 
Fuck Love Let's Shag Rude Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 46)

 
Happy Blow Job Day Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 63)

 
Hello Gorgeous - Fancy A Shag? Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 59)

 
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 50)

 
I Love My Brilliant Boyfriend Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 42)

 
I Love My Gorgeous Girlfriend|new Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 43)

 
I Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 55)

 
I Love You Like A Slapper Loves Cock Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 51)

 
I Love You More Than Chocolate Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMR 19)

 
I Love You So Very Fucking Much Rude Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 40)

 
I Love You You Big Bell End Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 49)

 
I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 66)

 
I love Your Willy Funny Valentines Cards
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 15)

 
I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 58)

 
It Won't Suck Itself Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 57)

 
Let's Get You Out Of That Dress Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 41)

 
Nice Beaver Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 31)

 
Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 30)

 
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 62)

 
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 36)

 
You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 61)

 
You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 32)

 
Can We Have Sex Now Please? Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMU 68)

 
Happy Valentines Donkey Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 24)

 
How's Your Drink? Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMU 64)

 
I Really Love Your Smile Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 21)

 
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 27)

 
You're Worth Much More Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 18)

 
Your Hole Is My Goal Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 17)

 
Fancy Some Sexy Time Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 11)

 
Get You Out Of Those Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 04)

 
Hands On Your Package Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 01)

 
I Love You As Much As A Good Wank Rude Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 05)

 
I Love You Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMR 28)

 
Now Do I Get That Shag? Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMV 02)

 

Whether you want to show your affection, appreciation or are getting a tiny bit lusty, our hilarious range of funny and rude valentines cards should be just the job!

Now we’re certainly able to produce a romantic card or two to show your affection, but if you’re looking for loving tenderness in a Valentine message, most of our cards are probably off that scale. Our Valentines cards are designed to make your sweetheart laugh. If you’ve already had a browse, then by now you’ll realise we specialise in the slightly naughty sixties and Seventies type play on words, through to the blunt, in your face statements to make your romantic other half’s jaw drop. Only you can know which of these to buy, and let’s face it, you have to know the person well to send them a rude card, so you’re probably right on the mark, aren’t you :-)

Make sure you have a thorough browse, so you find the perfect one (or more if you’re sending to more than one person!). We have a cheeky range of fun gifts too, perfect for that little valentine’s extra present and we do rude wrapping paper if you want to match in with the theme of the rude card or special present you already have.

Last date modified: 20th February 2017

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