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Rude Valentines Day Cards

You can have your forced romantic dinners, your chocolates and flowers but what you really want on 14th February is a shag! And these rude valentines cards are the perfect way of making that clear, no beating about the bush, no wining and dining, just lust! Who said romance was dead?

For something a bit more romantic, not all the cards are rude, there are some funny valentines cards too and there is even have an adorable kitten card.
I love my cat funny greeting card
£2.50  (DMU 205)
 
Wanna Bang? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMU 183)
 
Nice Cock Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 28)
 
Huge Stiffy Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 52)
 
Keep Kinky and Carry On funny Valentines card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 12)
 
Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 68)
 
I Like You A Lot Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 53)
 
Sit On My Face Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 67)
 
Even Wankers Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 124)
 
Booty Call Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMU 162)
 
You'll Do Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMA 372)
 
Suck My Cock Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 119)
 
Send Nudes Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 118)
 
Proud Your Mine Card
£2.50  (DMV 116)
 
You Give Me The Horn Funny Card
£2.50  (DMU 155)
 
Hope I'm Getting A Blowjob Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 33)
 
Roses Are Red Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 112)
 
Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 109)
 
Sit On My Face Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 108)
 
Obligatory Romantic Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 107)
 
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 26)
 
Happy Valentine's Gay
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 33)
 
You Had Me At Let's Shag Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 65)
 
Valentine Goals Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 100)
 
Love You, Obvs Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 94)
 
Sex Me Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 80)
 
I Love Your Big Cock Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 90)
 
Wanna Netflix and Chill? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 86)
 
I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 278)
 
You Sexy Hipster Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 75)
 
You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 73)
 
Holy Shit! You're Gorgeous Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 71)
 
Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 70)
 
Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 69)
 
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 62)
You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 61)
 
It Won't Suck Itself Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 57)
 
I Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 55)
 
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 50)
 
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 36)
 
Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 30)
 
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 27)
 
I Really Love Your Smile Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 21)
 
Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 03)
 

If you want to show your affection, appreciation or are getting a tiny bit lusty, or want a gay Valentine's Day card, our hilarious range of funny and rude Valentines cards should be just the job!

Now we’re certainly able to produce a romantic card or two to show your affection, but if you’re looking for loving tenderness in a Valentine message, most of our cards are probably off that scale. Our Valentines cards are designed to make your sweetheart laugh. If you’ve already had a browse, then by now you’ll realise we specialise in the slightly naughty sixties and Seventies type play on words, through to the blunt, in your face statements to make your romantic other half’s jaw drop. Only you can know which of these to buy, and let’s face it, you have to know the person well to send them a rude card, so you’re probably right on the mark, aren’t you :-)

Make sure you have a thorough browse, so you find the perfect one (or more if you’re sending to more than one person!). We have a cheeky range of fun gifts too, perfect for that little valentine’s extra present and we do rude wrapping paper if you want to match in with the theme of the rude card or special present you already have.

Last date modified: 12th February 2021