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Rude Valentines Day Cards

You can have your forced romantic dinners, your chocolates and flowers but what you really want on 14th February is a shag! And these rude valentines cards are the perfect way of making that clear, no beating about the bush, no wining and dining, just lust! Who said romance was dead?

If you are looking for something a bit more romantic, not all the cards are rude, there are some funny valentines cards too and there is even have an adorable kitten card.

Wanna Bang? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMU 183)
Booty Call Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMU 162)
Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 68)
Even Wankers Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 124)
Happy Valentine's Gay
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 33)
I Like You A Lot Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 53)
I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 278)
I Love You You Big Cunt
£2.50  (DMA 374)
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 26)
Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 70)
Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 109)
Love You, Obvs Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 94)
Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 30)
Obligatory Romantic Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 107)
Proud Your Mine Card
£2.50  (DMV 116)
Roses Are Red Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 112)
Send Nudes Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 118)
Sex Me Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 80)
Sit On My Face Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 108)
Sit On My Face Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 67)
Suck My Cock Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 119)
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 36)
Valentine Goals Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 100)
You Give Me The Horn Funny Card
£2.50  (DMU 155)
You Had Me At Let's Shag Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 65)
You'll Do Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMA 372)
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 50)
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 62)
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 27)
You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  (DMV 73)
I Love You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMR 28)
Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 03)

Whether you want to show your affection, appreciation or are getting a tiny bit lusty, our hilarious range of funny and rude valentines cards should be just the job!

Now we’re certainly able to produce a romantic card or two to show your affection, but if you’re looking for loving tenderness in a Valentine message, most of our cards are probably off that scale. Our Valentines cards are designed to make your sweetheart laugh. If you’ve already had a browse, then by now you’ll realise we specialise in the slightly naughty sixties and Seventies type play on words, through to the blunt, in your face statements to make your romantic other half’s jaw drop. Only you can know which of these to buy, and let’s face it, you have to know the person well to send them a rude card, so you’re probably right on the mark, aren’t you :-)

Make sure you have a thorough browse, so you find the perfect one (or more if you’re sending to more than one person!). We have a cheeky range of fun gifts too, perfect for that little valentine’s extra present and we do rude wrapping paper if you want to match in with the theme of the rude card or special present you already have.

Last date modified: 21st February 2020