Cards and Gifts for Mum and Dad

There's nobody quite like your Mum or Dad and these funny and rude cards are just the ticket for those special occasions.

Another year of dealing Card

£2.95 (DMA 520)

Welcome to middle age female Card

£2.95 (DMA 524)

Older And Still No Wiser Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 337)

Never act your age female Card

£2.95 (DMA 509)

Have a fall female Card

Grown Into A Great Man Card

£2.95 (DMA 435)

Never act your age Male Card

£2.95 (DMA 510)

Welcome to middle age male Card

£2.95 (DMA 523)

How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 60)

Turning Into My Mother Card

I've still got it Card

£2.95 (DMU 247)

Don't stress about old age Card

£2.95 (DMA 537)

What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMX 193)

Dad You're Out Of This World Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 280)

Miserable Screaming Children Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMU 145)

Mums Kick Ass Card

Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 220)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Card

£2.95 (DMA 260)

Laugh fart sneeze and wee Card

£2.95 (DBA 04)

Age is Just a Number Card

£2.95 (DMA 550)

He who is old and wise Card

£2.95 (DMA 553)

Let's get a few things straight Card

£2.95 (DMA 547)

Little Shit Boy Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 387)

Deserve the recognition Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 67)

Bladder wakes you up Card

£2.95 (DMU 259)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 268)

Dad You're A Legend! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 239)

Happy birthday grey pubes Card

£2.95 (DMA 531)

From your little shit girl Card

£2.95 (DMA 491)

Behind Every Great Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 227)

Exhausted after the washing up Card

Decrepit old fossil Card

£2.95 (DMU 261)

As funny as you think you are Card

£2.95 (DMU 250)

Like father like son Card

£2.95 (DMA 544)

Little Shit Girl Card

£2.95 (DMA 390)

Not dead yet Card

£2.95 (RAN 172)

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 349)

From your little shit boy Card

£2.95 (DMA 492)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 263)

You're Now An Old Fart Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 189)

Is beer involved Card

£2.95 (DMA 528)

Amazing honour to be my mother Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 63)

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 12)

Not giving a fuck Card

£2.95 (DMA 515)

£2.95 (RAN 163)

Little Shit Girl Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 386)

Just a fart Card

Mum's on the Wine! Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 108)

Good News It's Father's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 282)

Crazy Cat Mum Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 388)

Fingers in ears Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMX 323)

Same Age as Old People Badge

£2.00 (DMD 343)

Turned into your mother Card

£2.95 (DMU 236)

What's for tea Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 542)

Mums, It's How We Roll Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 193)

Dad you could make farting a national sport Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 50)

Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card

£2.95 (DMU 128)

Dad Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 36)

Mother's Ruined Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 306)

The man the myth the legend Card

£2.95 (PUL 05)

Balanced diet Card

£2.95 (DMA 607)

Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card

£2.95 (DMU 249)

Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 541)

This could be you Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 506)

Amazing Honour Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 46)

Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 10)

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card

What did you get up to last night Card

£2.95 (DMU 272)

Dad You Deserve the recognition Card

Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 230)

One of my favourite parents Card

£2.95 (DAD 60)

Little Shit Boy Card

£2.95 (DMA 391)

Dad... Ask Your Mum Card

£2.95 (DMU 148)

Best Mum Ever Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 36)

Daddy Cool Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 438)

Put Your Feet Up Dad Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMS 65)

The secret to staying young Card

£2.95 (DMA 602)

Merry Christmas to a total legend Card

£2.95 (DMX 357)

My back is stiff Card

£2.95 (DMU 257)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 30)

Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 505)

Old age doesn't last long Card

£2.95 (DMA 608)

Older not wiser Card

£2.95 (PUL 13)

Roses are red wine Card

£2.95 (DMA 575)

Amazing Honour Card

£2.95 (DAD 65)

Being a Dad is so exhausting Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 233)

Mum You're Perfect Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 429)

Thanks for Being a Bloody Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

Decided never to move out Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 65)

Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card

£2.95 (DSS 27)

Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 430)

Thanks for putting up with all of my shit Card

£2.95 (DAD 53)

Like Father Like Son Card

£2.95 (DAD 48)

Big an idiot as your dad Card

£2.95 (DMU 232)

Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 59)

Mum! Feed me Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 61)

£2.95 (DMA 508)

Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 478)

Mum Is On The Gin Again Card

£2.95 (DMA 346)

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 22)

Dad You're The Dogs Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 11)

Mums good looks funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 52)

Big Glass Of Wine Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 171)

A funny personalisable bright deep yellow birthday card with bold pink and blue text that reads Name - You're at the age where you can laugh, fart, sneeze and wee all at the same time

Personalise This Card

Personalised Laugh Fart and Sneeze Card

£3.50 (WEB 31)

The man in the shop Card

£2.95 (RAN 156)

Less Of A Let Down Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 42)

New Dibber Card

£2.95 (DMA 612)

Put your feet up Mum Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 476)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DMA 194)

Happy Dad Day Card

£2.95 (DAD 66)

Bank of Dad Card for Dad

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 199)

My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DMU 194)

Little People Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 169)

Sorry For Being An Annoying Little Shit Card

£2.95 (MUM 35)

Mums Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 200)

Mid life crisis Card

£2.95 (PUL 15)

Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card

£2.95 (DMA 308)

Dad I'm such a dick Card

£2.95 (DAD 52)

Dads Kick Ass Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 25)

Dad You're The Best Mum Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 43)

Happy Awesome Step Mum Day Greetings Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 40)

Lend me cash for this Card Card For Dad

£2.95 (DAD 58)

Happy awesome Step Dad day Card

£2.95 (DAD 57)

How is my recital Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 248)

Dad's are the best Card

£2.95 (DMA 507)

Celebrating a Birthday at your age Card

£2.95 (DMU 273)

You're A Total Lush Mum Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DSS 19)

Wine! Helping Mums One Sip At a Time Card

£2.95 (DMA 309)

£2.95 (DAD 59)

Dad Thanks For Not Pulling Out Card

£2.95 (DAD 35)

Mums Kick Ass Fridge Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 107)

Dad, fancy the pub? Card

£1.00 £2.95 (RAN 51)

Burn a barbeque quite like you Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 439)

Order a Take Away Card For Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 389)

Dad you're bloody brilliant Card

£2.95 (DAD 69)

Drink beer and fart loads Card

£2.95 (DAD 64)

Thanks Dad for not being a knobhead Card

£2.95 (DAD 62)

Smelt that fart Card

£2.95 (DMU 201)

Mum - You were right about everything Card

£2.95 (DMA 605)

Daddy needs a large drink Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMU 200)

You've won the fartiest dad award Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 442)

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 24)

The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 143)

Mother Knows Best Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMA 423)

Old fart club Card

£2.95 (PUL 19)

Almost as much as you love gin Card for Mum

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 55)

Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 47)

Mum, Thanks For Being Card

£2.95 (MUM 44)

Mum May Your Day Be Filled With Joy And Wine Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 29)

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DSS 22)

Mum, You're Bloody Amazing Card

£2.95 (DSS 18)

You Mean I Have To Cook And Clean Card

£2.95 (DMU 146)

Who are You and Why are you Calling me Mummy Card

£2.95 (DMU 107)

Happy Mum day Card

£2.95 (DMA 578)

Hope you like this lovely Card

£2.95 (DAD 68)

Dad you're the best Mum Card

£2.95 (DAD 56)

Thanks Dad for being a legend Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 51)

Happy Birthday Dad - But Before All That Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 03)

£0.50 £2.95 (MUM 39)

Mums Are Like Dads Mother's Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 38)

A Little More Self-Isolation Mother's Day Card

Thanks for the daddy issues Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 54)

Young at heart Card

£2.95 (DMA 613)

100% Mum Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 58)

Happy awesome step mum day mother's day card

£2.95 (MUM 57)

All Kinds Of Awesome Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 45)

Who's the Daddy Card

£2.95 (DMU 251)

Wine Is In The Fridge Card for Mum

£2.95 (DMU 191)

Happy Dad day Card

£2.95 (DMA 579)

Best Mum award Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMA 475)

Almost as much as you love beer Card for Dad

£2.95 (DAD 55)

You've still got it Dad Card

£2.95 (DMA 440)

Lost loads on crypto Card

£0.50 £2.95 (DAD 63)

Brilliant Dad Card

£2.95 (DAD 61)

Daddest Day Of The Year Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 41)

You've Got This Dad Thing Sorted Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 30)

Mum It's Time For That Birthday Glass Of Vino Card

£0.75 £2.95 (DRO 04)

Peace and Quiet Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMU 170)

A funny personalisable birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera

Personalise This Card

Grumpy old git Card

£3.50 (WEB 32)

Hello! Is beer involved Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 239)

Happy Mum Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 64)

Dads Kick Ass Badge

£2.00 (DMD 201)

Less perfect version of Mum Card

£2.95 (POP 04)

Dad how many birthdays could you possibly want?

£2.95 (POP 03)

Mum you're the best dad funny Mother's day card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 56)

You're Second To Mum Mother's Day Card

£2.95 (MUM 42)

Oh shit my back Card

£2.95 (DMU 265)

Fix mummy a gin Mothers Day Card

£2.95 (DMU 231)

Dad you're the boss Card

£2.95 (DMA 543)

You've won the best dad award Card for Dad

£2.95 (DMA 441)

Dad, You've Got This Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DMA 281)

Dad - You were right about everything Card

£2.95 (DMA 606)

All Kinds of Awesome Card

£2.95 (DAD 40)

I'm Completely Amazing Dad Card

£1.00 £2.95 (DAD 37)

Welcome to middle age male Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 227)

Welcome to middle age female Coaster

£3.25 (DMT 226)

Lost loads on crypto Mothers Day Card

£1.00 £2.95 (MUM 60)

Mum You Deserve A Drink Magnet

£2.75 (DMG 108)