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Funny, rude cards by Dean Morris.

Welcome to the website of Dean Morris Cards, home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts.

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Funny Birthday Cards
£2.50  (DMA 303)
Birthday Kisses From Donald Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 327)
Instagram Your Food First Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 135)
The Man The Myth The Bellend Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 260)
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Rude Card
£2.50  (DMA 216)
Donald Trump Hates You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 256)
Hope Your Birthday isn't Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 10)
Chin Up Dear Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 367)
Satisfying Fart Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 363)
Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 321)
We'll Always Be Friends Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 371)
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 190)

A great collection of funny, rude cards for all occasions!

Our original greeting card designs are crafted by our very own Dean Morris, who produces a fantastic range to make you, your friends and loved ones laugh. We cater for a variety of tastes from the slightly suggestive to the (some say) offensive. So if your friends and family have a naughty sense of humour, then you've just struck a gold mine of unique options for your greeting card needs!

Many of our card designs also come as gifts; so your friends and family can have a choice of keyrings, mugs and even pens, which are new for 2018! These make great and original presents, that won't break the bank but can be enjoyed time after time.

Last date modified: 14th February 2019