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Funny, rude cards by Dean Morris Cards!

Welcome to the website of Dean Morris Cards, home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny, rude, filthy and rather naughty greeting cards and gifts. For loved ones, office chums, best friends and even Mothers-in-Law. You can be sure to find something to smile or shock in equal measure. Have a look round the site using the menu at the top.

Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Funny Birthday Card
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Funny Birthday Card
Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Funny Mother's Day Card
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Rude Birthday Card
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Funny Birthday Card
Donald Trump Hates You Funny Birthday Card
You Know You're Old When All Your Friends Smell Of Piss Funny Birthday Card
Shall We Be Best Friends Forever? Funny Birthday Card
Go On, Flash Your Gusset Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday You Total Legend Funny Birthday Card
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Funny Birthday Card
The Man The Myth The Bellend Rude Birthday Card

A great collection of funny, rude cards for all occasions!

Our original greeting card designs are crafted by our very own Dean Morris, who produces a fantastic range of cards to make you, your friends and loved ones laugh. The majority of our cards are funny and rude and we cater for a variety of tastes from the slightly suggestive to the (some say) offensive. So if your friends and family have a naughty sense of humour, then you've just struck a gold mine of unique options for your greeting card needs!

Whether you're looking for something a bit different for birthdays, Christmas, or even Valentine's Day, we can help with a card that's right for the occasion. And for those other special occasions, like Mother's Day and Father's Day, we have a great range of cards and gifts too.

Many of our card designs also come as gifts; so your friends and family can have a choice of keyrings, and even i-phone cases! These make great and original presents, that won't break the bank but can be enjoyed time after time.