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Dean Morris Cards - For funny, rude cards!

Welcome to the website of Dean Morris Cards, home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny, rude, filthy and rather naughty greeting cards and gifts. For loved ones, office chums, best friends and even Mothers-in-Law. You can be sure to find something to smile or shock in equal measure. Have a look round the site using the menu at the top.
Donald Trump Hates You Funny Birthday Card
Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All Of My Shit Rude Fathers Day Card
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Funny Birthday Card
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
Happy Birthday And All That Bollocks Rude Birthday Card

Happy Birthday to the Bestest Bestie Ever Funny Birthday Card
You Fucking Legend! Rude Birthday Card
Dad You're The Dogs Funny Fathers Day Card
Put Your Feet Up Dad Funny Greeting Card
Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Funny Fathers Day Card

A great collection of funny, rude cards for all occasions!

Our original greeting card designs are crafted by our very own Dean Morris, who produces a fantastic range of cards to make you, your friends and loved ones laugh. The majority of our cards are funny and rude and we cater for a variety of tastes from the slightly suggestive to the (some say) offensive. So if your friends and family have a naughty sense of humour, then you've just struck a gold mine of unique options for your greeting card needs!

Whether you're looking for something a bit different for birthdays, Christmas, or even Valentine's Day, we can help with a card that's right for the occasion. And for those other special occasions, like Mother's Day and Father's Day, we have a great range of cards and gifts too.

Many of our card designs also come as gifts; so your friends and family can have a choice of keyrings, and even i-phone cases! These make great and original presents, that won't break the bank but can be enjoyed time after time.

Going on holiday? How about our travel tags, or travel wallets? And while you're away, we do postcards, too - so you needn't send the normal boring card when you write home, and you can take your postcards with you. Or why not send a postcard to a friend, just to make them laugh out loud?

Want some naughty humour for your kitchen? Try our rude and funny fridge magnets. If you're a great British tea drinker (or like the odd coffee), our range of mugs and near the knuckle coasters will make you and your guests smile time after time! They also make superb gifts for close mates and family.

You can be more interesting with your Christmas and birthday too with a large selection of rude and funny gift wrapping to go with your cards.

Looking for a bargain? We offer discounted multipacks of different collections, so that you can get a discount for buying in bulk.

Feeling a bit more daring? Then leave the selection to us! Each day we have a different selection of our every day cards in one humorous multi pack. We do the same thing for Christmas cards, too. Caution though - some or all of these cards may contain rude words!

Are you in the card or gift trade?
Do you have an outlet or online store? Well, we're well known in the industry and we always welcome new outlets, so apply for a trade account now. Stockists can sign up for a trade and we usually review and open trade accounts within twenty-four hours, so you can quickly start stocking our range of greeting cards and gifts in your store. See our trade page for more information.

Quick and easy delivery. We make delivery of your cards and gifts easy, quick and cheap. If you're in a hurry, you can check with us before you order, so you can get them in time.