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Greeting Cards Newsletter Signup Mugs 2015

Well hello and welcome to Dean Morris Cards!

Welcome to the website of Dean Morris Cards, home for all your funny, rude, filthy and rather naughty greeting cards and gifts. For loved ones, office chums, best friends and even Mother in Laws. You can be sure to find something to smile or shock in equal measure. Have a look round the site using the the menu at the top.
This is a room full of people
You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
Shall we be best friends forever?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Happy Birthday you total legend

Go on, flash your gusset
May you live long and never smell of wee
Newsflash! You're old as fuck
Happy Birthday you dirty whore