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Funny, rude cards by Dean Morris.

Welcome to the website of Dean Morris Cards, home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts.

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Birthday Rude Card
£2.50  (DMA 216)
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 293)
Enormous Piss Up Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 08)
Fabulous Gayness Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 04)
Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 409)
We'll Always Be Friends Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 371)
Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card
£2.50  (DMX 292)
Hip Hip Replacement Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 393)
Clueless Boris Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 401)
Happy Birthday Like This Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 425)
Merry Christmas Loser Funny Christmas Card
£2.50  (DMX 19)
Less Messy That The EU's Exit From the EU Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 23)

A great collection of funny, rude cards for all occasions!

Our original greeting card designs are crafted by our very own Dean Morris, who produces a fantastic range to make you, your friends and loved ones laugh. We cater for a variety of tastes from the slightly suggestive to the (some say) offensive. So if your friends and family have a naughty sense of humour, then you've just struck a gold mine of unique options for your greeting card needs!

Many of our card designs also come as gifts; so your friends and family can have a choice of keyrings, mugs and even pens, which are new for 2018! These make great and original presents, that won't break the bank but can be enjoyed time after time.

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Last date modified: 1st December 2020