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Rude Cards
Early Christmas 2020
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Funny, rude cards by Dean Morris.

Welcome to the website of Dean Morris Cards, home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny and rather cheeky greeting cards and gifts.

Enourmous Piss Up Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 08)
Hip Hip Replacement Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 393)
Fabulous Gayness Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 04)
Clueless Boris Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 401)
Never Completely Trust A Fart Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 143)
Hello! Yes You! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DME 09)
Birthday Kisses From Donald Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 327)
I Blame Carole Baskin Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 42)
I've Ran Out Of Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 403)
Can We Just Cancel 2020 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 34)
Happy Birthday Like This Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 425)
Bloody Hell You got Old Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 404)

A great collection of funny, rude cards for all occasions!

Our original greeting card designs are crafted by our very own Dean Morris, who produces a fantastic range to make you, your friends and loved ones laugh. We cater for a variety of tastes from the slightly suggestive to the (some say) offensive. So if your friends and family have a naughty sense of humour, then you've just struck a gold mine of unique options for your greeting card needs!

Many of our card designs also come as gifts; so your friends and family can have a choice of keyrings, mugs and even pens, which are new for 2018! These make great and original presents, that won't break the bank but can be enjoyed time after time.

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Last date modified: 11th September 2020