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Looking for Funny Coasters? Our selection of funny & rude novelty coasters will brighten your day and are a great addition to your desk at the office, for everyday use or drinks mats for parties - if that's ever a thing again! We have a great selection of humorous coasters for work (you decide!), drinks or as beer mats.
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A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink
Save 85%
I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 69)
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Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 98)
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’
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Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 99)
A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear
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Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 86)
A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one
Save 85%
Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 29)
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Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 37)
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Prosecco Made Me Do It Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 155)
A lilac coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a bikini holding a beach ball and looking up into the sky
There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 76)
A bright pink coaster with the words Keep calm and have a cuppa
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Keep Calm And Have A Cuppa Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP
A coaster with a retro illustration of a man holding a drink
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Alcohol Will Make It All Better Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 70)
A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks
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OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 123)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 211)
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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 33)
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Coaster Cat Says Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP
A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff
Save 85%
Epic Beer Stuff Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 136)
A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text
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Totes Amazeballs Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 68)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling lady, against a dark pink ombre background
You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 61)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 157)
A jazzy blue coaster with the words ‘Time for a brew?’ written in red, white and blue capitalised font
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Time For A Brew Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 80)
An alternating dark and light pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne
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I Think It's Time For Champagne Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 71)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern spreading out from the centre. Bold white rounded text with a black boarder reads I'm fabulous so fuck off
I'm fabulous Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 203)
A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson
Save 85%
Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 191)
A coaster with a retro photo of a woman holding a sign reading no cunts today please
No Cunts Today Please Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 189)
A yellow coaster with a retro-style drawing of a smiling woman
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May This Day Be Filled With Joy Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP
A coaster with a retro-style photo of two men in front of a blue background, drinking alcohol
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Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP
A coaster with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Shakespeare Quote Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 202)
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background
Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 213)
A coaster with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 208)
A floral coaster with a white circle and black text reading Bastard buggery bumholes bollocks
Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 199)
coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven
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Mums Kick Ass Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 108)
A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing
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Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 106)
A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads I've just jizzed in your tea
Jizzed in your tea Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 240)
A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK
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World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 129)
A coaster with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit
Here's to another day Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 225)
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white 3D, doodling style font
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Mother Knows Best Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 101)
dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee
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Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 84)
A bright white coaster, with the words ‘Big gay coaster’ in curved, capitalised rainbow font
Big Gay Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 64)
A retro-style coaster with a photo of a man and woman at an office computer, where the man is pointing to the computer
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 45)
A coaster with a white hexagon in the middle of a bright pink floral pattern. Slanted black text in the middle reads Drink up and fuck off
Drink up and fuck off Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 218)
A bright yellow coaster with bold pink, blue and purple in the middle the reads i hate everyone
I hate everyone Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 215)
A coaster with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool
Pissed in the pool Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 207)
A bright yellow coaster with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 206)
A deep pink coaster with very small capital letters in the middle reading nosey cunt
Nosey cunt Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 205)
A coaster with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man in a smart suit against a red background
Old Bastard Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 192)
A coaster with a glamorous looking woman in a big red hat
Used to be a people person Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 187)
What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 181)
Wake Up Be Fabulous Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 170)
Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 153)
A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’
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Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 135)
A coaster with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 131)
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
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Beer I Love You Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 130)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smirking older man
How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 119)
A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads Place your fucking drink here
Place your drink here Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 242)
A white coaster with text in a black circle at the top reads Can't work out what my favourite swear is today. A list below reads Bitchtits, Shitnubbin, Arsebadger, Thundercunt, Pigeon Dick, Fuckadoodle, Cuntpuddle, Cum Dumpster, Fuck Trumpet, Cocky
Favourite swear word Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 241)
A coaster with a smiling male and female couple looking to camera sitting in front of a red banner with white text that reads Oh look, a cunt
Oh look, a cunt Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 230)
An LGBTQ+ coaster with the intersex progress pride flag banner
Intersex progress pride flag Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 224)
I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 117)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer. Bold yellow and white text above reads Hello! Is beer involved?
Hello! Is beer involved Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 239)
A simple orange coaster with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 238)
A funny salmon pink coaster with magenta and white elegant text that reads Seize the day tomorrow
Seize the day Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 237)
A coaster featuring a picture of a unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and horn riding over a big rainbow in space. Bold white text above reads Yes, I'm this gay
Yes, I'm that gay Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 236)
A plain white coaster with bold black and brown text that reads I always poo on work time
I always poo on work time Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 235)
A coaster featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown. White text above and beside him reads Congratulations! You have a first class honours in being a dick
First class honours Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 234)
A coaster with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away. Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do
Failing at life Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 233)
A coaster with the pattern of the trans pride flag
Trans pride flag Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 232)
A bold rainbow patterned coaster. Multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make drinking fabulous again
Make drinking fabulous again Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 231)
A black coaster featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor. Above her white formal text reads the The Moaning Lisa
The moaning Lisa Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 229)
A black coaster with bold white angled white text that reads Shove this drink up your arse surrounded by pastel coloured spots
Shove this drink up your arse Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 228)
A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a deep blue background. White and light blue text above and beside him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 227)
A retro coaster with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above and beside her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 226)
A coaster with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself
I try not to swear Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 223)
A plain white coaster with bold rounded black text that reads I love (heart) gay
I love gay Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 222)
A white coaster with mismatched fonts and patterns, including a cartoon cat with text that reads Graphic design is my passion
Graphic design is my passion Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 221)
A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font
I Love Gin Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 138)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a fashionable woman with a cigarette holder next to the Eiffel Tower
Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 105)
A plain rainbow coloured coaster in red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple vertical stripes
Rainbow Flag Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 77)
A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman
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I'm So Rich Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 65)
A black coaster with rounded white and rainbow text that reads I'm gayer than Kylie riding a pink Unicorn through Disney at Xmas
Gayer than Kylie Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 220)
A coaster filled with lots of random cute doodles of hearts, rainbows, faces and other random objects
Cute doodles Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 219)
A coaster with a bright rainbow pattern from the centre. Bold white rounded text in the middle reads Sounds Gay I'm in
Sounds gay I'm in Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 217)
A coaster featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman looking to camera against a red background. White rounded text to her right reads Today is a lovely day to stay the fuck out of my way
Today is a lovely day Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 216)
A dark red coaster with rounded white text down the middle that reads I'll have a mocha choca latte soya skinny frappe please
Mocha choca latte Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 214)
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background
Who fancies a wine Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 212)
A coaster with a picture of a smiling elderly standing on a surfboard on the beach
Old enough to know better Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 210)
A coaster with a picture of two glamourous facing each other holding up a cocktail glass
Friends that drink together Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 209)
A coaster with a semi circular rainbow and underneath black curved text reads Proud as fuck
Proud as fuck LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 204)
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking direct to camera
World's best arsehole Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 201)
A coaster a picture of a smiling group of people. A woman at the front has her hands up
Hands up who farted Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 200)
A coaster with a repeated rainbow flag over which curved white text with a black outline reads Love is Love
Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 198)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball
I Foresee Wine Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 197)
A coaster with the pattern of the progress pride flag
Progress Pride Flag Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 196)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay
Totally Gay Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 195)
A coaster with a retro photo of a 1950's woman holding a beer glass
I Don't Need Alcohol Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 193)
A white coaster with the words Have a nice gay curved over a bright rainbow
Have a Nice Gay Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 194)
A coaster with a picture of a woman surrounded by balloons and party streamers
Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 190)
A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background
Best Friends Forever Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 188)
A coaster with a sarcastic looking woman in a striped cardigan in front of blue background
Live Laugh and Fuck Off Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 186)
A coaster with a pretty picture of assorted pink flowers with the words Fuck Off written over it in a fancy font
Fuck Off Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 185)
Only My Cat Understands Me Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 184)
Being A Useless Tosser Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 183)
Did Someone Say Wine Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 182)
Hands Up! If You're Drunk Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 180)
I've Run Out Of Wine! Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 179)
Gin Snob Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 176)
A Smile A Day Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 177)
Alexa, Send Wine Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 173)
100% Chance Of Beer Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 167)
My Spirit Animal Is Gin Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 165)
Yasss Queen Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 163)
Smile If You're A Knob Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 162)
The Only Thing Gayer Than You Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 160)
Today's Forecast Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 159)
Wine Appreciation Day Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 158)
You're A Genius You're a Twat Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 154)
You're a Massive Bellend Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 150)
Prosecco Princess Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 149)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman holding up a glass of alcohol
I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 146)
May You Live Long and Never Smell of Wee Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 145)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a man in a suit, smiling and looking away from the camera
The Man The Myth The Bellend Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 143)
A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle
Soup of the Day Wine Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 141)
A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer
I Love Beer Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 139)
A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font
I Love Wine Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 137)
A lavender coloured coaster with a retro-style photo of a doctor wearing a head mirror
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Don't Listen To Your Doctor. Get Drunk Instead! Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 133)
A retro-style coaster with a photo of a smiling teacher sitting at his desk in front of a blackboard
You Sir Are A Knob Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 121)
A blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman looking up
The Less You Give A Fuck Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 112)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera
Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 107)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling, brunette woman in front of a green background
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 05)