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Rude Birthday Cards

Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, we think we have many of the best birthday cards you’ll find. Enjoy!

Birthday Cat Says Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 362)
 
Colossal Prick Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 368)
 
Fuck You Arsehole Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 288)
 
Fuck You Cat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 319)
 
Happy Birthday To Me Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMU 115)

 
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 291)

I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 278)
 
Just Some Fuckwit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 157)
 
Rancid Old Queen Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
Silly Insults Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 36)
 
That Cake Is Mine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 131)
 
They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 369)
 
To a Special C**t Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 283)
 
You Old Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 35)
 
You Vile Old Bitch Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 133)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 325)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 352)
 
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 203)

 
Fuckity Arseholes Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 92)
 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 185)

 
Happy Birthday - Let's Fuck This Shit Up Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 217)

 
Fuck You're Old! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 37)
 
Fuck! You're Old Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 132)

 
Go Fuck Yourself Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 41)
 
Someone Gives A Toss About Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 164)

 
Thats Right Fatty Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 151)
 
Warning - This Card Is Fucking Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
Save: 60% off
  (DMA 157)

 
Minge Fanny? Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMR 03)
 

Rude Birthday cards from Dean Morris

If you‘re looking for something a little ruder from your cards then Dean, our in house master of greeting card design, has catered for a range of tastes. He’s become a well-known name in the greeting card industry over the years, with an off-beat, naughty sense of humour.

We hope you enjoy our cards from the funny ones to the rudest, and we’d love to get your feedback, so remember to leave your comments next to the cards you buy and tell people what you think of them!

Last date modified: 15th October 2018