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Rude Birthday Cards

Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, we think we have many of the best birthday cards you’ll find. You can also take a look at our Lockdown birthday card range!

A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
£2.50  (RAN 76)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
£2.50  (DMA 456)
 
A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents
£2.50  (DMA 454)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera
£2.50  (DMU 211)
 
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
£2.50  (RAN 75)
 
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
£2.50  (RAN 73)
 
A white greeting card with a picture of a multicoloured pie chart
£2.50  (RAN 71)
 
Satisfying shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 70)
 
Word search Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 67)
 
Massive slutbag rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 206)
 
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
£2.50  (DMA 446)
 
A greeting card with a floral pattern. Text in the middle reads Fuck 2020
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 37)
 
A birthday card with a picture of pink roses.  Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.
£2.50  (DMA 428)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed
£2.50  (DMA 384)
 
World Fuckwit Day Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 08)
 
Today's Mood Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 07)
 
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 369)
 
Silly Insults Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 36)
 
You Old Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 35)
 
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
A rude greeting card reads Do epic shit
£2.50  (POP 16)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera
£2.50  (DMA 420)
 
Be There In Person Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 187)
 
A greeting card with a retro style colour photo of a dad lighting his miserable son’s birthday cake
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 108)
 
Top of the List Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 178)
 
A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other
£2.50  (DMA 402)
 
A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo
£2.50  (DMA 397)
 
A greeting card with a young adult male in a stripy shirt smiling at the camera
£2.50  (DMA 382)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s intensely looking man in a suit looking at camera
£2.50  (DMA 368)
 
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
£2.50  (DMA 362)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 352)
 
A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit
£2.50  (DMA 325)
 
You Vile Old Bitch Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 133)
 
That Cake Is Mine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 131)
 
A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background
£2.50  (DMA 319)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cake with balloons and streamers
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud
£2.50  (DMA 283)
 
A greeting card with a man holding a placard reading I love anal
£2.50  (DMA 278)
 
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling woman holding a big cake
£2.50  (DMA 151)
 
A jazzy purple birthday card with the words I’m not going to sugar the pill fuck you’re old!
£2.50  (DSS 37)
 
Minge Fanny? Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMR 03)
 

Rude Birthday cards from Dean Morris

If you‘re looking for something a little ruder from your cards then Dean, our in house master of greeting card design, has catered for a range of tastes. He’s become a well-known name in the greeting card industry over the years, with an off-beat, naughty sense of humour.

We hope you enjoy our cards from the funny ones to the rudest, and we’d love to get your feedback, so remember to leave your comments next to the cards you buy and tell people what you think of them!

Last date modified: 16th April 2021