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Rude Birthday Cards

Some may say they’re offensive, but if you’re up for rude birthday cards, we think we have many of the best birthday cards you’ll find. You can also take a look at our Lockdown birthday card range!

Satisfying shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 70)
 
Word search Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (RAN 67)
 
Massive slutbag rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 206)
 
You old bastard rude birthday card
£2.50  (DMA 446)
 
Do epic shit rude birthday card
£2.50  (POP 16)
 
Fuck 2020 Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 37)
 
Fuck Off Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 428)
 
When All This Is Over Greeting Card
£2.50  (RAN 10)
 
Top of the List Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 178)
 
Shit The Bed! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 384)
 
World Fuckwit Day Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 08)
 
Today's Mood Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 07)
 
They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 369)
 
Silly Insults Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 36)
 
You Old Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 35)
 
Rancid Old Queen Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
Fuckface! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 420)
 
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 203)
 
Be There In Person Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMU 187)
 
Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 108)
 
8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 402)
 
Even Wankers Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 397)
 
You're Also A Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 382)
 
Colossal Prick Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 368)
 
Birthday Cat Says Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 362)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 352)
 
Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 340)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 325)
 
You Vile Old Bitch Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 133)
 
That Cake Is Mine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 131)
 
Fuck You Cat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 319)
 
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
To a Special C**t Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 283)
 
I Love Anal Rude Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 278)
 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 185)
 
Thats Right Fatty Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 151)
 
Fuck You're Old! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 37)
 
Minge Fanny? Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMR 03)
 

Rude Birthday cards from Dean Morris

If you‘re looking for something a little ruder from your cards then Dean, our in house master of greeting card design, has catered for a range of tastes. He’s become a well-known name in the greeting card industry over the years, with an off-beat, naughty sense of humour.

We hope you enjoy our cards from the funny ones to the rudest, and we’d love to get your feedback, so remember to leave your comments next to the cards you buy and tell people what you think of them!

Last date modified: 16th April 2021