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Funny Rude Birthday Cards

Chin Up Dear Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DMA 367)
Classy AF Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DMA 358)
Hip Hip Hooray Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (GUM 32)
Is There Cake Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DMA 370)
Rancid Old Queen Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  (DMA 353)
Silly Insults Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  (GUM 36)
They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  (DMA 369)
Wanker! Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  (DSS 85)
An Apple A Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.20  (BOC 02)
Be A Darling Funny Card
£2.00  (DMU 106)
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DRO 11)
Birthday Girl Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DRO 12)
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DMA 329)
Blah Blah Happy Birthday Blah Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMR 10)
Bored. Please Send Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 318)
Get Off Facebook Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DSS 79)
Happy Birthday Funny Badge
£0.95  (DMD 184)
Happy Birthday To Me Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 115)
Happy Whatever Funny Birthday Card
£2.20  (BOC 01)
How I Feel Every birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 292)
If You Were Jesus Funny Greeting Card
£2.00  (DMA 328)
That Cake Is Mine Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DMU 131)
You're Amazing Funny Birthday Card
£2.20  (BOC 10)
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMP 01)
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 203)
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 185)
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 200)
Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 199)
I Love Birthdays Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMZ 98)
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 276)
What, It's Your Birthday! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMZ 112)
Birthday Stud Funny Badge
£0.95  (DMD 151)
Go Fuck Yourself Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  (DMU 41)
Happy Birthday Slapper! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 42)
It's Only Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DSS 30)
It's Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DSS 17)
Oi Dickhead! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DSS 14)
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 167)
Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 33)

At Dean Morris, we’re known for the rudeness of our funny greeting cards – and we reckon you cannot beat a dollop of good, ‘in your face’ rudeness mixed with humour, can you?! The popularity of our funny rude birthday cards only goes to prove how much our customers agree. The good old fashioned British sense of humour, with its strong sense of irony and a strong cheeky streak, is still going strong!

Know that we’re here to cater for all tastes in funny cards from sexual innuendo to the down-right blunt and offensive. However, if you find some of the cards a little vulgar for your taste, then we have more normal birthday cards to make them smile. With our bold, bright coloured cards, and simple messages there should be something perfect for you to choose. Whether you’re feeling a bit naughty, in which case our saucy cards are for you, or perhaps your friends’ sense of humour is more towards a nice blunt lowbrow message to make them laugh. We’ve got you covered!

We love our mums and dads and we want to show them the love in our cards too. So we’ve got a range to show them how much you care on their birthday and make them laugh at the same time. You know their sense of humour, so it’s up to you how far you push it. Our brilliant funny badges are just the thing to go with their cards, or you can give them a mug to remind them each time they have a cuppa. Perfect for birthdays!

I’m afraid we sometimes seem to offend a few people with our cards, but then again, if you click on very rude birthday cards, what can you expect?! We often brazen enough to wheel out the odd four letter word, or two (or maybe a few more – but that’s funny), and this is our style. So if you’re a little nervy or easily shocked by how shameless some of our more vulgar cards are, we hope you forgive us. Perhaps pick from the less offensive if you think they’re too lowbrow for you, or be defiant and go for a nice funny rude one!

Last date modified: 21st February 2017