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Funny Rude Birthday Cards

An Apple A Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 02)
 
Chin Up Dear Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 367)
 
Clueless Boris Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 401)
 
Fake Smiles Everyone
£2.50  (DMA 400)
 
Happy Whatever Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 01)
 
Is There Cake Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 370)
 
Rancid Old Queen Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
Silly Insults Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 36)
 
They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 369)
 
Top of the List Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 178)
 
You're Amazing Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (BOC 10)
 
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DRO 11)
 
Birthday Girl Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DRO 12)
 
Birthday Goals Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 16)
 
Blah Blah Happy Birthday Blah Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMR 10)

 
Bored. Please Send Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 318)

Classy AF Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMA 358)
 
Get Off Facebook Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 79)
 
Happy Birthday Funny Badge
£0.95  (DMD 184)
 
Hip Hip Hooray Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 32)
 
I Hope Your Birthday Involves Copious Amounts of Alcohol Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMU 112)

 
If You Were Jesus Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  (DMA 328)
 
Something Cheap And Nasty, Just Like You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMU 95)

That Cake Is Mine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 131)
 
This Is You Every Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 242)

Be A Darling Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMU 106)

Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMP 01)

 
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 329)

 
Enjoy Your Birthday - You'll Be Forgotten Tomorrow
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 208)

 
Facebook Told You, Didn't It... Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMU 98)

 
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 203)

 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 185)

 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 272)

 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 272)

 
Happy Birthday To Me Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMU 115)

 
Happy Birthday To The Most Stylish Person I Know Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 219)

 
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 200)

 
Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 199)

 
Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 230)

 
Happy Birthday You Old Slapper Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 182)

Happy Birthday You Self Centred Macho Prick Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 186)

 
Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 196)

 
I Love Birthdays Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMZ 98)

 
I'm So Excited It's Your Birthday A Little Bit Of Wee Came Out
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 245)

 
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 276)

 
It's Your Birthday And I Order You To Get Drunk Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 63)

 
What, It's Your Birthday! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMZ 112)

 
Birthday Stud Funny Badge
£0.95  (DMD 151)
 
Go Fuck Yourself Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 41)
 
Happy Birthday Slapper! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMU 42)

 
Happy Birthday You Big Girls Blouse Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 123)

 
Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DSS 07)

It's Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DSS 17)

Oi Dickhead! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DSS 14)
 
Someone Gives A Toss About Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 164)

 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 167)

 
Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00
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  (DMA 33)

 

At Dean Morris, we’re known for the rudeness of our funny greeting cards – and we reckon you cannot beat a dollop of good, ‘in your face’ rudeness mixed with humour, can you?! The popularity of our funny rude birthday cards only goes to prove how much our customers agree. The good old fashioned British sense of humour, with its strong sense of irony and a strong cheeky streak, is still going strong!

Know that we’re here to cater for all tastes in funny cards from sexual innuendo to the down-right blunt and offensive. However, if you find some of the cards a little vulgar for your taste, then we have more normal birthday cards to make them smile. With our bold, bright coloured cards, and simple messages there should be something perfect for you to choose. Whether you’re feeling a bit naughty, in which case our saucy cards are for you, or perhaps your friends’ sense of humour is more towards a nice blunt lowbrow message to make them laugh. We’ve got you covered!

We love our mums and dads and we want to show them the love in our cards too. So we’ve got a range to show them how much you care on their birthday and make them laugh at the same time. You know their sense of humour, so it’s up to you how far you push it. Our brilliant funny badges are just the thing to go with their cards, or you can give them a mug to remind them each time they have a cuppa. Perfect for birthdays!

I’m afraid we sometimes seem to offend a few people with our cards, but then again, if you click on very rude birthday cards, what can you expect?! We often brazen enough to wheel out the odd four letter word, or two (or maybe a few more – but that’s funny), and this is our style. So if you’re a little nervy or easily shocked by how shameless some of our more vulgar cards are, we hope you forgive us. Perhaps pick from the less offensive if you think they’re too lowbrow for you, or be defiant and go for a nice funny rude one!

Last date modified: 21st February 2017