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Funny Rude Birthday Cards

Wanker! Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  (DSS 85)
 
Be A Darling Funny Card
£2.00  (DMU 106)
 
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DRO 11)
 
Birthday Girl Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DRO 12)
 
Blah Blah Happy Birthday Blah Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMR 10)

 
Happy Birthday Funny Badge
£0.95  (DMD 184)
 
And For A Second There I Gave A Fuck Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 80)

 
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMP 01)

 
Birthday Stud Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DMA 136)
 
Happy Birthday Slut of the Skies Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 52)

 
Happy Birthday To The Office Slut Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 58)

 
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 200)

 
Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 199)

 
I Love Birthdays Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 98)

 
I'd Wish You Happy Birthday If I Gave A Shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 187)

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It's Your Birthday And I Order You To Get Drunk Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 63)

 
What, It's Your Birthday! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 112)

 
Birthday Stud Funny Badge
£0.95  (DMD 151)
 
Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 168)

 
Happy Birthday Slapper! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 42)

 
Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 07)

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It's Only Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 30)

 
It's Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 17)

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Oi Dickhead! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  (DSS 14)
 
Queen For A Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 38)

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That's A Lovely Birthday Jumper Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 152)

 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 167)

 
Happy Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 34)

 
Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 33)

 

At Dean Morris, we’re known for the rudeness of our funny greeting cards – and we reckon you cannot beat a dollop of good, ‘in your face’ rudeness mixed with humour, can you?! The popularity of our funny rude birthday cards only goes to prove how much our customers agree. The good old fashioned British sense of humour, with its strong sense of irony and a strong cheeky streak, is still going strong!

Know that we’re here to cater for all tastes in funny cards from sexual innuendo to the down-right blunt and offensive. However, if you find some of the cards a little vulgar for your taste, then we have more normal birthday cards to make them smile. With our bold, bright coloured cards, and simple messages there should be something perfect for you to choose. Whether you’re feeling a bit naughty, in which case our saucy cards are for you, or perhaps your friends’ sense of humour is more towards a nice blunt lowbrow message to make them laugh. We’ve got you covered!

We love our mums and dads and we want to show them the love in our cards too. So we’ve got a range to show them how much you care on their birthday and make them laugh at the same time. You know their sense of humour, so it’s up to you how far you push it. Our brilliant funny badges are just the thing to go with their cards, or you can give them a mug to remind them each time they have a cuppa. Perfect for birthdays!

I’m afraid we sometimes seem to offend a few people with our cards, but then again, if you click on very rude birthday cards, what can you expect?! We often brazen enough to wheel out the odd four letter word, or two (or maybe a few more – but that’s funny), and this is our style. So if you’re a little nervy or easily shocked by how shameless some of our more vulgar cards are, we hope you forgive us. Perhaps pick from the less offensive if you think they’re too lowbrow for you, or be defiant and go for a nice funny rude one!

Last date modified: 21st February 2017

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