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Funny Rude Birthday Cards

A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a wealthy looking woman holding up theatre glasses and looking at camera smiling
£2.50  (DMU 223)
 
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
£2.50  (DMA 493)
 
£2.50  (DMA 485)
 
A white birthday card with blue, yellow, green and pink corners
£2.50  (POP 17)
 
A white birthday card with alternating blue and pink corners.  Black, pink and blue in the middle reads Blah wine Happy Birthday wine blah
£2.50  (POP 21)
 
A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
£2.50  (RAN 76)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map
£2.50  (DMA 459)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
£2.50  (DMA 456)
 
A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents
£2.50  (DMA 454)
 
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
£2.50  (RAN 73)
 
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
£2.50  (DMA 446)
 
Happy New Normal Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 31)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘You’re amazing! Happy birthday’ in capitalised white font. The word ‘Amazing’ is in capitalised, pastel rainbow font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 10)
 
A dazzling white card with the words An apple a day is not as much fun as a gin a day
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 02)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 01)
 
Silly Insults Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 36)
 
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress
£2.50  (DMA 353)
 
A bright purplee birthday card with yellow, pink and white rounded letters that reads Nimble nifty 90
£2.50  (DMY 12)
 
A bright turquoise birthday card with yellow, pink and white rounded letters that reads Epic icon 80
£2.50  (DMY 11)
 
A bright yellow birthday card with pink, purple and white rounded letters that reads Super duper 70
£2.50  (DMY 10)
 
A bright red birthday card with orange, yellow and white rounded letters that reads Still sexy at 60
£2.50  (DMY 09)
 
A bright purple birthday card with red, blue and white rounded letters that reads Have a Fab 50
£2.50  (DMY 08)
 
A bright blue birthday card with yellow, red and white rounded letters that read Fun begins at 40
£2.50  (DMY 07)
 
A bright yellow birthday card with blue, red, purple and white rounded letters that read Wow! You're 39 again
£2.50  (DMY 06)
 
A bright red birthday card with blue, yellow and white rounded letters that read Fantastic 30
£2.50  (DMY 05)
 
A bold purple birthday card with blue, red, yellow and white rounded letters that read Wow! You're 29 again
£2.50  (DMY 04)
 
A bright turquoise birthday card with red, yellow and white rounded letters that read Look who's 21
£2.50  (DMY 03)
 
A bright red birthday card with blue, orange and white rounded letters that read You're finally 18
£2.50  (DMY 02)
 
A bright red birthday card with yellow, blue and white rounded letters that read OMG! You're 16.
£2.50  (DMY 01)
 
A birthday card with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre
£2.50  (RAN 74)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s photo of a young man
£2.50  (DMU 210)
 
The World is your oyster Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 07)
 
Blow harder! funny birthday card
£2.50  (DMU 202)
 
Happy New Normal Birthday To You Card
£2.50  (DMU 196)
 
Top of the List Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 178)
 
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
£2.50  (DMA 401)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a family smiling to the camera at the dinner table
£2.50  (DMA 400)
 
Make Birthdays Great Again Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 167)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a sassy looking woman with long hair
£2.50  (DMA 367)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a glamorous woman with a big pink hat
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 358)
 
Hip Hip Hooray Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 32)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a out of it looking young woman against a multicoloured background
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 338)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 329)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of Jesus against a glowing light
£2.50  (DMA 328)
 
That Cake Is Mine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (DMU 131)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s close up picture of a smiling mans face
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 200)
 
Birthday Goals Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  (GUM 16)
 
Birthday Stud Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 136)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
A bold pink birthday card with the words Get off Facebook! It’s your birthday
£2.50  (DSS 79)
 
A bright red badge with tall white capitalised text that reads Happy Birthday
£1.25  (DMD 184)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young woman smiling and pointing to a blackboard
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 168)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a woman looking intensely at her iPad
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
A purple birthday card with the words Oi dick head! Now I’ve got your attention happy birthday
£2.50  (DSS 14)
 
A dark pink birthday card with the words Happy birthday donkey dick
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 12)
 
A bright blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday you big tool in capitalised white and pink chunky font
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 07)
 
A birthday card with a  retro picture of a smiling man pointing to text reading Happy birthday knob head
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 147)
 
A badge with a red, white and black horizontal stripes.  Black and red rounded capitalised text in the middle white stripe reads Birthday stud
£1.25  (DMD 151)
 
A dark blue birthday card with the words ‘Happy birthday to a great son’ in alternating, capitalised turquoise, blue, pale blue and purple font below a crown logo
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 72)
 

At Dean Morris, we’re known for the rudeness of our funny greeting cards – and we reckon you cannot beat a dollop of good, ‘in your face’ rudeness mixed with humour, can you?! The popularity of our funny rude birthday cards only goes to prove how much our customers agree. The good old fashioned British sense of humour, with its strong sense of irony and a strong cheeky streak, is still going strong!

Know that we’re here to cater for all tastes in funny cards from sexual innuendo to the down-right blunt and offensive. However, if you find some of the cards a little vulgar for your taste, then we have more normal birthday cards to make them smile. With our bold, bright coloured cards, and simple messages there should be something perfect for you to choose. Whether you’re feeling a bit naughty, in which case our saucy cards are for you, or perhaps your friends’ sense of humour is more towards a nice blunt lowbrow message to make them laugh. We’ve got you covered!

We love our mums and dads and we want to show them the love in our cards too. So we’ve got a range to show them how much you care on their birthday and make them laugh at the same time. You know their sense of humour, so it’s up to you how far you push it. Our brilliant funny badges are just the thing to go with their cards, or you can give them a mug to remind them each time they have a cuppa. Perfect for birthdays!

I’m afraid we sometimes seem to offend a few people with our cards, but then again, if you click on very rude birthday cards, what can you expect?! We often brazen enough to wheel out the odd four letter word, or two (or maybe a few more – but that’s funny), and this is our style. So if you’re a little nervy or easily shocked by how shameless some of our more vulgar cards are, we hope you forgive us. Perhaps pick from the less offensive if you think they’re too lowbrow for you, or be defiant and go for a nice funny rude one!

Last date modified: 21st February 2017