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Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all better than half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

Did you know there are only 179 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Stay Home Zoom Wank Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 46)
 
Happy New Normal Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 31)
 
I'm All For The New Normal Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 30)
 
Enormous Piss Up Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 08)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 12)
 
A brilliant white card with the words ‘I got you this card what more do you want’ in capitalised, chunky black font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 11)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘You’re amazing! Happy birthday’ in capitalised white font. The word ‘Amazing’ is in capitalised, pastel rainbow font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 10)
 
A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 09)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 08)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Today’s mood bitchy with a strong chance of not giving a fuck’ in capitalised light pink, blue and white font.
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 07)
 
A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 06)
 
A brilliant white card with the word ‘A smile a day keeps the wankers away’ in capitalised, chunky black font. The word ‘Wankers’ is in capitalised, pastel rainbow font.
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 04)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Instagram this card’ in capitalised, slanted white font.
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 03)
 
A dazzling white card with the words An apple a day is not as much fun as a gin a day
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 02)
 
A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font
£2.50  £1.00  (BOC 01)
 
A bold pink engagement card with the words You’ve only got engaged!
£2.50  £1.00  (DRO 24)
 
A bright white travel wallet with the words ‘I shit rainbows’ in capitalised rainbow bubble writing and below is a vibrant rainbow
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 39)
 
A travel wallet with alternating pink, black and white in the shape of a heptagon and in the middle of the shape it is bright white with the words 50p a snog
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 38)
 
A bold pink travel wallet with the words ‘Fuck fucking fuck fuck fuckity fuck’ in capitalised, white 3D font
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 35)
 
£12.50  £7.50  (MUL 39)
 
Huge Stiffy Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 52)
The World is your oyster Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 07)
 
Keep Kinky and Carry On funny Valentines card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 12)
 
TikTok Famous Size Ten Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 189)
 
Let's Cancel 2020 Funny Pen
£2.75  £0.50  (PEN 48)
 
A birthday card with a retro style colour photo of two men sat awkwardly on a bench wearing very similar clothing
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 34)
 
Brave New World Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 33)
 
Bernard And His Bitches Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 01)
 
A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 12)
 
Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 68)
 
A funny Fathers Day card about flatulence
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 19)
 
The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 08)
 
I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 10)
 
Two Metres Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 25)
 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 06)
 
We Can't Celebrate Your Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 21)
 
I Miss Your Stupid Face Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (RAN 15)
 
A funny birthday card about keeping a two metre distance
£2.50  £1.00  (RAN 10)
 
All I Want Is A New President Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 182)
 
£12.50  £3.99  (MUL 29)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro image of a businessman jumping in the air
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 392)
 
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 04)
 
Mum You're The Best Dad Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 47)
 
Booty Call Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 162)
 
My Life Is A Series Of Dramas Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 172)
Make Birthdays Great Again Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 167)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s smiling man looking at camera
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 101)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s intensely looking man in a suit looking at camera
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 368)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a glamorous woman with a big pink hat
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 358)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 352)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 343)
 
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 337)
 
You're Simply Magical Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 332)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 333)
 
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 26)
 
A dark pink Valentine’s Day card with the words You had me at let’s shag
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 65)
 
Mum Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 39)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 329)
 
A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 323)
 
A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 134)
 
I Used To Have My Sanity Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 127)
 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
 
Sex Me Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 80)
 
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 193)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 194)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 191)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s close up picture of a smiling mans face
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 200)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 205)
 
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 113)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cake with balloons and streamers
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 02)
 
Wanna Netflix and Chill Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 01)
 
I Love Your Big Cock Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 90)
 
Wanna Netflix and Chill? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 86)
 
Birthday Stud Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 136)
 
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 281)
 
A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 280)
 
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 268)
 
A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 267)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cheeky looking female chef
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 271)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
A greeting card with a picture of an angry Donald Trump
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 256)
 
A Fathers Day card with the text Epic Dad Stuff
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 27)
 
A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 25)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 25)
 
Happy Wine Day Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 22)
 
You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 20)
 
A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 136)
 
A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 135)
 
You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 73)
 
Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 70)
 
Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 69)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 240)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 239)
 
A Fathers Day card with a picture of  dad holding a baby
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 238)
 
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 227)
 
A birthday card reading Help! please send wine
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 226)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 129)
 
A bold blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a man and a woman smiling
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 125)
 
A white coaster with a black outline around the edge and the words Please note you are a dick head
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 116)
 
A bright white coaster with a black outline around the edge
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 115)
 
A  white coaster with a black outline around the edge and the words Polite notice this is not a pub use a coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 114)
 
Place Your Fucking Drink Here Rude Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 113)
A bold pink coaster with the words ‘Coffee slut’
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 110)
 
A blue coaster with the words ‘I do love a pint of gin’
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 109)
 
I Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 55)
 
 coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 108)
 
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white text
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 101)
 
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 99)
 
Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 19)
 
OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 18)
 
Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 16)
A Fathers Day card with text saying Dad you're the dogs
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 11)
 
A coaster with the text Beer maketh the man pissed
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 96)
 
A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Do I need an excuse for champagne?
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 95)
 
A coaster with a picture of the Mona Lisa on it and a speech bubble with the words ‘I need a poo!
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 92)
 
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 79)
 
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 78)
 
A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 77)
 
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 36)
 
A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 86)
 
 dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 84)
 
A jazzy blue coaster with the words ‘Time for a brew?’ written in red, white and blue capitalised font
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 80)
 
A vivid pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman holding a cup of coffee
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 73)
 
An alternating dark and light pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 71)
 
I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 70)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young woman smiling and pointing to a blackboard
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 168)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a woman looking intensely at her iPad
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
Today Is All About You Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
£3.75  £2.00  (DMW 26)
 
A dark purple card with the words Butch man card hope it doesn’t give you a paper cut
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 57)
 
A bright pink card with the words Happy bday mum in capitalised yellow, white and green chunky font
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 55)
 
A light blue card with the words Happy bday dad in capitalised pink, white and dark blue chunky font
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 54)
 
Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 41)
 
I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 40)
 
A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of a woman with lovely, curly hair
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 116)
 
A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 69)
 
A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 68)
 
A striped card in alternating shades of pink with a vintage style image of a mum with her son and daughter
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 42)
 
A striped card in alternating shades of pale yellow with a vintage style image of a smug looking woman
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 41)
 
A bright orange card with the words I’m not as fake as my tan in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 43)
 
A dark pink card with the words Drinks are on me! in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 42)
 
A bold pink travel wallet with the words ‘Fuck trains (and buses)’ in capitalised black font against a white circle with a zigzag border
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 33)
 
A deep purple travel wallet with a retro style photo of an elegant woman drinking champagne
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 31)
 
A bright pink travel wallet with the words ‘I’m not pregnant just fat’ in capitalised white bubble writing, outlined in black
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 28)
 
A dark pink travel wallet with a retro style photo of a woman writing at a desk with a forced smile
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 25)
 
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 27)
 
A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 65)
 
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling man, against a blue background
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 55)
 
A dark pink card with the words ‘You’re a mum in a million’ in capitalised, simple white font below a white crown logo
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 90)
 
A Fathers Day card reading Dad is the best at many things
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 25)
 
A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 20)
 
A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 19)
 
A dark pink birthday card with the words Happy birthday donkey dick
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 12)
 
A bright blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday you big tool in capitalised white and pink chunky font
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 07)
 
A light pink birthday card with the words Today is all about you no change there then!
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 01)
 
A birthday card with a  retro picture of a smiling man pointing to text reading Happy birthday knob head
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 147)
 
That's Right, I'm Pissed Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 83)
 
I'm So Rich Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 81)
 
Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 84)
 
A lilac wedding card with a white border all the way around and a white crown symbol at the top
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 83)
Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 79)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling businesswoman sitting at a desk
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
A travel wallet with a photo of Queen Elizabeth II with a speech bubble that reads ‘I bloody love being queen!
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 27)
 
A dark blue birthday card with the words ‘Happy birthday to a great son’ in alternating, capitalised turquoise, blue, pale blue and purple font below a crown logo
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 72)
 
A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 65)
 
Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 03)
 
Hands On Your Package Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 01)
 
A jet black travel wallet with the words ‘I love London’ in lower case, bright white font and the ‘love’ is shown through a red heart symbol
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 24)
 
A radiant pink travel wallet with a retro style drawing of a blonde woman looking off wisely off into the distance
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 23)
 
A light blue travel wallet with a retro-style drawing of two tipsy men drinking alcohol and above them are the words ‘Let’s drink jägerbombs
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 22)
 
A dark blue travel wallet with the words ‘follow me on twitter’ with ‘twitter’ in their logo font and their recognisable light blue colour,
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 21)
A dark pink travel wallet with the words ‘Keep calm and suck cock’ in capitalised, simple yellow font below a crown logo
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 20)
 
A bold red travel wallet with the words ‘Save water drink wine’ in capitalised, simple white font
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 19)
 
Let's Get Twatted Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 58)
 
The More I Know Men Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 54)
 
A retro-style coaster with a photo of a topless man posing on the beach with an umbrella
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 42)
A delicate pink coaster with the words Save water drink champagne
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 39)
 
Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 37)
 
When In Doubt Brew Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 55)
 
A card for mums with a pink union jack on and the words ‘Put your feet up mum’ in capitalised, simple white font below a white crown logo
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 52)
 
A pale yellow birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a glamourous woman in a posh hat
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 23)
 
A light and darker pink striped greeting card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling woman pointing towards a box that says Multitasking formula
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 19)
 
A jet black travel wallet with the words ‘Fuck bollocks wank arsehole shit bastard knob tosser
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 16)
 
A Fathers Day card reading my dad is the best
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 37)
 
A funny birthday card with a picture of a cute dog surrounded by balloons and streamers
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 40)
 
A birthday card with a 70’s retro photograph of a smartly dressed young woman sat at an old fashioned telephone exchange desk
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 38)
 
Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 05)
 
Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 03)
 
A dark purple card with ‘fantastic 30’ written in dark pink and light blue, big bold font
£2.50  £0.50  (DMN 01)
I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 109)
 
A dark blue travel wallet with the words ‘Shut up and deal with it’
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 12)
A light blue travel wallet with the words ‘The world is your oyster’ in capitalised, simple white font.
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 08)
 
A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 29)
 
A bright pink coaster with the words Keep calm and have a cuppa
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 28)
 
A travel wallet with a red white and pink Union flag, where the deep blue has been replaced with a bright pink
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 06)
 
Celebrate in style with this Union Jack travel wallet featuring the Union Flag in bright red white and blue colours
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 05)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
A diagonally orange and pink striped travel wallet with the words ‘I’m fabulous so fuck off!’ written in white bubble writing with a black outline.
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 04)
 
A bold red travel wallet with the words ‘I’m not a sodding tourist!’
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 03)
 
A bold red travel wallet with the words ‘Keep calm and carry on’
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 01)
 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 30)
 
The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 33)
 
Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 26)
 
A red coaster with the words Keep calm and carry on in white capitals below a white crown logo
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 19)
 
£3.75  £2.00  (DMW 16)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 42)
 
A greeting card with a 1970 style picture on a blue studio background of a shocked looking middle aged man
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 74)
 
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break 04)
 
Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break 03)
 
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break 02)
 
My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 18)
 
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 07)
 
Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 05)
 
A birthday card featuring a recumbent man with a smirk on his face
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 
I Love Gays Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 16)
 
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 14)
 
Office Slut Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 39)
 
Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 15)
 
This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 09)
 
This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 06)
 
You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 07)
 
You Big Wanker Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 22)
 
You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 12)
 
Last date modified: 14th January 2022