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Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all better than half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

Did you know there are only 144 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

They're Happy Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 369)

A bold pink engagement card with the words You’ve only got engaged!

You've Only Got Engaged! Funny Wedding Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DRO 24)

A dark purple birthday card with the words Happy birthday but first let me take a selfie

Happy Birthday, But First Let Me Take A Selfie Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 83)

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Travel Wallet Funny

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 40)

I Shit Rainbows Travel Wallet Rude

I Shit Rainbows Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 39)

50p A Snog Travel Wallet Funny

50p A Snog Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 38)

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Travel Wallet Funny

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 37)

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Picture Travel Wallet Rude

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Picture Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 36)

Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Travel Wallet Rude

Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 35)

Keep Calm You're only 80 Greeting Card

Keep Calm You're only 80 Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (KEEP 15)

Huge Stiffy Rude Valentines Card

Huge Stiffy Rude Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 52)

The World is your oyster Greeting Card

The World is your oyster Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 07)

Keep Kinky and Carry On funny Valentines card

Keep Kinky and Carry On funny Valentines card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 12)

A Christmas card with a picture of Father Christmas sitting at his desk

Merry Christmas And A Happy New Normal Lockdown Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMX 18)

Men Should Never Be Allowed To Buy Their Own Clothes Magnet

Men Should Never Be Allowed To Buy Their Own Clothes Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 03)

If It Came With Vodka Maureen Loved It Funny Fridge Magnet

If It Came With Vodka Maureen Loved It Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 09)

The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card

The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 34)

Fuck Men Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Birthday Card

Fuck Men Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 51)

A birthday card with a 1970s picture and smartly dressed old man

Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 203)

Bernard And His Bitches Rude Fridge Magnet

Bernard And His Bitches Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 01)

Fuck Men, Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Fridge Magnet

Fuck Men, Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 10)

A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 12)

Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card

Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMU 68)

Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card

Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMU 81)

A funny Fathers Day card about flatulence

Flatulent Dad Alert! Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 19)

What Else Can Go Wrong With 2020 Funny Birthday Card

What Else Can Go Wrong With 2020 Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 426)

Dad I'm Sorry The Pubs Are Shut Father's Day Card

Dad I'm Sorry The Pubs Are Shut Father's Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 27)

The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag

The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag

£7.00 £1.50 (LUG 08)

I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag

I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag

£7.00 £1.50 (LUG 10)

To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card

To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMC 06)

A vibrant pink Valentine’s day card with the words ‘I like you a lot even if everyone else thinks you’re a knob

I Like You A Lot Rude Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 53)

Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card

Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 108)

Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card

Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMC 04)

Feeling Thirsty Funny Coaster

Feeling Thirsty Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 174)

Make Birthdays Great Again Funny Birthday Card

Make Birthdays Great Again Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 167)

Who Farted Funny Birthday Card

Who Farted Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 163)

A birthday card with a 1960s smiling man looking at camera

Have The Best Birthday Funny Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 101)

A birthday card with a picture of a woman in showgirl costume standing next to an easel

I Care About Your Stupid Birthday Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 364)

Hope I'm Getting A Blowjob Funny Valentines Card

Hope I'm Getting A Blowjob Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMU 33)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph

You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 352)

Drunk And Disorderly Funny Father's Day Card

Drunk And Disorderly Funny Father's Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 348)

Less Exercise More Pizza Funny Birthday Card

Less Exercise More Pizza Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 141)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor

Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 343)

A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses

Older And Still No Wiser Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 337)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 333)

You've Finally Turned Into Your Mother Funny Birthday Card

You've Finally Turned Into Your Mother Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMZ 85)

I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card

I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 26)

Happy Valentine's Gay

Happy Valentine's Gay

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 33)

A dark pink Valentine’s Day card with the words You had me at let’s shag

You Had Me At Let's Shag Funny Valentine's Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 65)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons

Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 329)

A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados

You Enjoy Your Avocado Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 323)

Behind Every Great Man Funny Birthday Card

Behind Every Great Man Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 322)

A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around

You Don't Need To Remind Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 134)

Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card

Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 306)

Sex Me Rude Valentines Card

Sex Me Rude Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 80)

Donald Trump Hates You Funny Coaster

Donald Trump Hates You Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 147)

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 193)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 194)

Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 191)

Here's to Another Year of Pretending I Give a Fuck Rude Birthday Card

Here's to Another Year of Pretending I Give a Fuck Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 120)

A birthday card with a 1970s picture of three people exercising in a park

Do You Work Out Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 304)

A birthday card with a 1970s picture of three stylish men modelling 70s fashion

Squad Goals Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 298)

A birthday card with a 1960s close up picture of a smiling mans face

Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 200)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor

Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 205)

I Really Really Really Really Really Love You Funny Valentine's Card

I Really Really Really Really Really Love You Funny Valentine's Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 35)

Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card

Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 113)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cake with balloons and streamers

Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 291)

Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card

Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (GUM 02)

Wanna Netflix and Chill Funny Birthday Card

Wanna Netflix and Chill Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (GUM 01)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling young woman holding a cocktail glass

Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 106)

I Love Your Big Cock Rude Valentines Card

I Love Your Big Cock Rude Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 90)

Wanna Netflix and Chill? Funny Valentines Card

Wanna Netflix and Chill? Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 86)

When I Grow Up I Want to be a Total Dickhead, Just Like You Card

When I Grow Up I Want to be a Total Dickhead, Just Like You Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 109)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden

Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 281)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 268)

A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card

A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 267)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card

The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 263)

A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends

Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 272)

Polite Notice. No Pokemon Inside This Card Funny Birthday

Polite Notice. No Pokemon Inside This Card Funny Birthday

£2.50 £0.50 (GUM 06)

I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card

I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 276)

OMG! I'm So Excited it's Your Birthday Funny Card

OMG! I'm So Excited it's Your Birthday Funny Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 103)

Beautiful Needy Princess That I Am Funny Birthday Card

Beautiful Needy Princess That I Am Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 102)

No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card

No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 250)

A Fathers Day card with the text Epic Dad Stuff

Epic Dad Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 27)

A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass

Dads Kick Ass Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 25)

A Fathers Day card wishing him a dadtastic day

Have A Dadtastic Day Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 23)

A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 22)

Happy Mother's Day You Amazing Miracle Worker Funny Mothers Day Card

Happy Mother's Day You Amazing Miracle Worker Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 26)

Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card

Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 25)

Mum, Thanks For Not Being Embarrassing On Facebook Card

Mum, Thanks For Not Being Embarrassing On Facebook Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 24)

Happy Wine Day Funny Mothers Day Card

Happy Wine Day Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 22)

You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 20)

Wine! Because Mum Decided To Have Kids Funny Mothers Day Card

Wine! Because Mum Decided To Have Kids Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 14)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

Epic Beer Stuff Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 136)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 135)

You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Card

You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 73)

Holy Shit! You're Gorgeous Rude Valentines Card

Holy Shit! You're Gorgeous Rude Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 71)

Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card

Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 70)

Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Funny Valentines Card

Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 69)

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Funny Valentines Card

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 66)

I've Heard You Like It Up The Bottom Funny Birthday Card

I've Heard You Like It Up The Bottom Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 99)

A greeting card with a picture of a pouting woman with dark hair taking a selfie on her mobile phone

I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 241)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer

Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 240)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera

Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 239)

A Fathers Day card with a picture of dad holding a baby

My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 238)

Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card

Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 228)

Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card

Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 227)

A birthday card reading Help! please send wine

Help! Please Send Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 226)

Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card

Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 225)

You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Funny Birthday Card

You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 93)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 129)

Help! Please Send Wine Funny Coaster

Help! Please Send Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 118)

It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere Funny Birthday Card

It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 222)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a young woman winking and holding a martini glass

I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 218)

A bold pink coaster with the words ‘Coffee slut’

Coffee Slut Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 110)

A blue coaster with the words ‘I do love a pint of gin’

I Do Love A Pint Of Gin Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 109)

And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Card

And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 88)

Happy Birthday To My Sexy Hunk Of A Husband Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday To My Sexy Hunk Of A Husband Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DRO 15)

A lilac congratulations card with the words Well done you massive swot!

Well Done You Massive Swot Funny Congratulations Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DRO 07)

OMG! You Girls Are So Cute Together Funny Gay Wedding Card

OMG! You Girls Are So Cute Together Funny Gay Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DRO 06)

I Love Your Bush - It's So 70's Funny Valentines Card

I Love Your Bush - It's So 70's Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 64)

Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card

Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 62)

You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card

You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 61)

Hello Gorgeous - Fancy A Shag? Funny Valentines Card

Hello Gorgeous - Fancy A Shag? Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 59)

A bold pink Valentine’s Day card with the words I’ll fancy you even more if you bring me wine

I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 58)

A dark purple Valentine’s Day card with the words It won’t suck itself

It Won't Suck Itself Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 57)

I Love You Funny Valentines Card

I Love You Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 55)

I Love You Like A Slapper Loves Cock Funny Valentines Card

I Love You Like A Slapper Loves Cock Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 51)

Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card

Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 50)

coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven

Mums Kick Ass Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 108)

A brilliant pink coaster with the words Sex? I’d rather have a cup of tea

Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 103)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white text

Mother Knows Best Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 101)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 99)

Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 19)

OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card

OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 18)

Mother Knows Best. Dad Knows Bugger All Funny Mothers Day Card

Mother Knows Best. Dad Knows Bugger All Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 17)

Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card

Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 16)

A Fathers Day card thanking Dad for not being a knobhead

Thanks Dad For Not Being Knobhead Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 13)

A Fathers Day card with text saying Dad you're the dogs

Dad You're The Dogs Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 11)

A coaster with the text Beer maketh the man pissed

Beer Maketh The Man Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 96)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Do I need an excuse for champagne?

Do I Need An Excuse For Champagne? Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 95)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 79)

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 78)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a middle aged man sitting at a drum kit

Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 188)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a serious looking call centre employee with a headset

I'd Wish You Happy Birthday If I Gave A Shit Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 187)

A Fathers Day card with text reading Dads you're fucking fantastic

Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 10)

A Fathers Day card than king dad for putting up with everything

Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All My Shit Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 09)

A funny Fathers Day card admiring Dads DIY skills

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 08)

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 10)

A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!

Look Who's All Grown Up! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 77)

Whatever Cat Funny Birthday Card

Whatever Cat Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 74)

I Love My Gorgeous Girlfriend Funny Valentines Card

I Love My Gorgeous Girlfriend Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 43)

I Love My Brilliant Boyfriend Funny Valentines Card

I Love My Brilliant Boyfriend Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 42)

To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card

To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 36)

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Funny Valentines Card

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 32)

Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card

Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 30)

dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 84)

A jazzy blue coaster with the words ‘Time for a brew?’ written in red, white and blue capitalised font

Time For A Brew Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 80)

A vivid pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman holding a cup of coffee

Coffee Slut Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 73)

An alternating dark and light pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne

I Think It's Time For Champagne Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 71)

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 70)

Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 174)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young woman smiling and pointing to a blackboard

Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 168)

A birthday card with a picture of a woman looking intensely at her iPad

While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 167)

Today Is All About You Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets

Today Is All About You Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets

£3.75 £2.00 (DMW 26)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£3.75 £2.00 (DMW 24)

A pale yellow greeting card, suitable for birthdays, weddings or other events

Congratulations On The Big Day Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 62)

A dark purple card with the words Butch man card hope it doesn’t give you a paper cut

Butch Man Card Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 57)

A bright pink card with the words Happy bday mum in capitalised yellow, white and green chunky font

Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 55)

A light blue card with the words Happy bday dad in capitalised pink, white and dark blue chunky font

Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 54)

I Haven't Lost My Keys Funny Keyring

I Haven't Lost My Keys Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 42)

Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring

Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 41)

I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring

I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 40)

I Love Your Hair Funny Birthday Card

I Love Your Hair Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 116)

A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink

I Totally Deserve This Drink Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 69)

A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text

Totes Amazeballs Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 68)

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Funny Birthday Card

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DME 48)

Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DME 42)

Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DME 41)

A birthday card with a with a picture of a young boy blowing out candles

That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 155)

A bright orange card with the words I’m not as fake as my tan in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards

I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 43)

A dark pink card with the words Drinks are on me! in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards

Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 42)

A dark pink card with the words You’re old as old as the man you feel don’t worry I won’t tell the missus

You're As Old As The Man You Feel Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 38)

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Funny Travel Wallet

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Funny Travel Wallet

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 34)

Fuck Trains (and Buses) Travel Wallet Rude

Fuck Trains (and Buses) Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 33)

Champagne Is The Answer Travel Wallet Funny

Champagne Is The Answer Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 31)

You Should The Length Of My Commute Travel Wallet Funny

You Should The Length Of My Commute Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 30)

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Travel Wallet Funny

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 28)

You Would Not Believe Travel Wallet Funny

You Would Not Believe Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 25)

Gay Is The New Black Travel Wallet Funny

Gay Is The New Black Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 26)

Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card

Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 27)

A dark pink Valentine’s Day card with the words ‘I really love your smile! And your tits

I Really Love Your Smile Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 21)

I Love You You Big Knob Head Funny Valentines Card

I Love You You Big Knob Head Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 16)

A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman

I'm So Rich Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 65)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling man, against a blue background

There's Only One Thing To Do Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 55)

Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card

Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 90)

A Fathers Day card reading Dad is the best at many things

Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 25)

A Fathers Day card about dad dancing

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 24)

A cream coloured birthday card with the words Mum you’re almost as amazing as me! in capitalised blue and light and dark pink chunky font

Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 23)

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 22)

A pale yellow card with the words I learned to be a total drama queen from you

I Learned To Be A Total Diva From You Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 21)

A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know

Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 20)

A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it

You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 19)

A lime coloured birthday card with the words Now is a good time to freak out!

Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 11)

A bright blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday you big tool in capitalised white and pink chunky font

Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 07)

A light pink birthday card with the words Today is all about you no change there then!

Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 01)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man pointing to text reading Happy birthday knob head

Happy Birthday Knob Head Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 147)

That's Right, I'm Pissed Funny Fridge Magnet

That's Right, I'm Pissed Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 83)

I'm So Rich Funny Fridge Magnet

I'm So Rich Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 81)

Mrs And Mrs Funny Gay Wedding Card

Mrs And Mrs Funny Gay Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 85)

Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card

Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 84)

A lilac wedding card with a white border all the way around and a white crown symbol at the top

Mr And Mrs Funny Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 83)

Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card

Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 79)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling businesswoman sitting at a desk

You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 137)

I Bloody Love Being Queen Travel Wallet Funny

I Bloody Love Being Queen Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 27)

When Life Hands You Lemons Funny Coaster

When Life Hands You Lemons Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 49)

Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card

Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 57)

Happy Birthday To A Great Son Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday To A Great Son Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 72)

Happy Birthday To A Great Daughter Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday To A Great Daughter Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 71)

Best Teacher Funny Greeting Card

Thankyou for Being The Best Teacher

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 69)

When Life Gives You Lemons Funny Greeting Card

When Life Gives You Lemons Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 67)

A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up

Put Your Feet Up Dad Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 65)

Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card

Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 47)

Keep Calm And Carry On Shopping Funny Greeting Card

Keep Calm And Carry On Shopping Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 25)

I Love You More Than Justin Bieber Funny Valentines Card

I Love You More Than Justin Bieber Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 09)

Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card

Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 03)

I Love London Travel Wallet Funny

I Love London Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 24)

It Must Be True Travel Wallet Funny

It Must Be True Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 23)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Travel Wallet Funny

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 22)

Follow Me On Twitter Travel Wallet Funny

Follow Me On Twitter Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 21)

Keep Calm And Suck Cock Travel Wallet Funny

Keep Calm And Suck Cock Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 20)

Save Water Drink Wine Travel Wallet Funny

Save Water Drink Wine Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 19)

Save Water Drink Champagne Travel Wallet Funny

Save Water Drink Champagne Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 18)

Let's Get Twatted Rude Fridge Magnet

Let's Get Twatted Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 58)

The More I Know Men Funny Fridge Magnet

The More I Know Men Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 54)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a topless man posing on the beach with an umbrella

You Big Man Whore Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 42)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 37)

A grey birthday card with a white crown symbol at the top

60 Glorious Years Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (KEEP 20)

Save Water Drink Champagne Funny Birthday Card

Save Water Drink Champagne Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 54)

Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card

Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 52)

Fuck Bollocks Wank Travel Wallet Rude

Fuck Bollocks Wank Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 16)

Golf Sale Travel Wallet Funny

Golf Sale Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 15)

Baby On Board Travel Wallet Funny

Baby On Board Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 14)

I Love My Commute Travel Wallet Funny

I Love My Commute Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 13)

A birthday card with a 1970s picture of two men wearing brightly coloured flouncy blouses

Happy Birthday You Big Girls Blouse Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 123)

Best Wishes To The Birthday Girl Funny Birthday Card

Best Wishes To The Birthday Girl Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 46)

A Fathers Day card reading my dad is the best

My Dad Is The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 37)

A bold red birthday card with a white crown symbol at the top

Keep Calm You're Only 70 Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (KEEP 14)

Random Everyday Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

Random Everyday Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£5.99 (MUL 06)

Let Me Put You On Hold Funny Birthday Card

Let Me Put You On Hold Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 38)

Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny

Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny

£7.00 £1.50 (LUG 05)

Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny

Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny

£7.00 £1.50 (LUG 03)

A dark purple card with ‘fantastic 30’ written in dark pink and light blue, big bold font

Fantastic 30 Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMN 01)

I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card

I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMZ 109)

The Guys Always Got Together Funny Birthday Card

The Guys Always Got Together Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMZ 107)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Birthday Card

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 104)

It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card

It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMZ 99)

Happy Birthday And Have A Tipple Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday And Have A Tipple Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 34)

Shut Up And Deal With It Travel Wallet Funny

Shut Up And Deal With It Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 12)

The World Is Your Oyster Blue Travel Wallet Funny

The World Is Your Oyster Blue Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 08)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a smiling woman on the phone against a light blue background

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 33)

A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 29)

A bright pink coaster with the words Keep calm and have a cuppa

Keep Calm And Have A Cuppa Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 28)

Union Jack Pink Travel Wallet Funny

Union Jack Pink Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 06)

Union Jack Blue Travel Wallet Funny

Union Jack Blue Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 05)

Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card

Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (KEEP 09)

Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card

Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (KEEP 09)

I'm Fabulous So Fuck Off Travel Wallet Rude

I'm Fabulous So Fuck Off Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 04)

I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Travel Wallet Funny

I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 03)

Keep Calm And Carry On Travel Wallet Funny

Keep Calm And Carry On Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 01)

Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card

Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMU 30)

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Funny Keyring

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 34)

The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring

The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 33)

Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Funny Keyring

Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 29)

Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring

Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 26)

Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring

Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 21)

Keep Calm & Carry On Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 19)

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets

£3.75 £2.00 (DMW 16)

Jet Set Slapper Funny Fridge Magnet

Jet Set Slapper Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 43)

Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Fridge Magnet

Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 42)

A greeting card with a 1970 style picture on a blue studio background of a shocked looking middle aged man

Buggery Stop It! It's Dirty! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 74)

Random Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

Random Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£5.99 (MUL 03)

Be Fabulous Darling! Break A Leg You Ponce! Funny Greeting Card

Be Fabulous Darling! Break A Leg You Ponce! Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (Break05)

Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card

Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (Break 04)

Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card

Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (Break03)

I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card

I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (Break02)

My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring

My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 18)

Fuck This Global Warming Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet

Fuck This Global Warming Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 38)

Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card

Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMC 07)

Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet

Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 26)

Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring

Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 05)

A birthday card featuring a recumbent man with a smirk on his face

I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 47)

I Love Gays Funny Keyring

I Love Gays Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 16)

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 14)

Office Slut Funny Fridge Magnet

Office Slut Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 39)

Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring

Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 15)

This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring

This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 09)

This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring

This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 06)

You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring

You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 07)

You Big Wanker Rude Fridge Magnet

You Big Wanker Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 22)

You Big Wanker Rude Keyring

You Big Wanker Rude Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 11)

You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring

You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 12)

Last date modified: 16th April 2021