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Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all better than half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

Did you know there are only 14 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

All I Need Is Coffee And Wifi Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (EMP 01)
 
Blah Blah Happy Birthday Blah Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMR 10)
 
Bored. Please Send Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 318)
Coffee Is My Drug Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 102)
Dad You're A Fucking Legend Rude Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 12)
 
Happy Birthday To The Cabin Crew Queen
£2.50  £1.00  (DMR 18)
 
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
Happy Valentine's Gay
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 33)
 
Have You Seen This Unicorn? Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 120)
I Shit Rainbows Rude Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 122)
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 26)
 
I'm Not Gay Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 51)
 
Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 70)
 
More Gin Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 285)
 
Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 16)
 
Nice Beaver Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 31)
 
No Really, I Don't Give A Shit Rude Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 132)
 
OMFG! My Dad Is Amazing Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 14)
 
Sex Lube Porn Poppers Cock Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMR 14)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
This Is You Every Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 242)
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 36)
 
Be A Darling Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 106)
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMP 01)
 
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 329)
 
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 113)
 
Cats Are Evil Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 237)
Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 41)
 
Dad, You're The Dogs Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 133)
 
Eat More Cake Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 252)
 
Enjoy Your Birthday - You'll Be Forgotten Tomorrow
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 208)
 
Fancy A Spit Roast Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 209)
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 203)
 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 185)
 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
Happy Birthday To Me Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 115)
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 200)
 
Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 199)
 
Happy Birthday You Flash Tosser Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 230)
 
Happy Blow Job Day Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 63)
 
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 50)
 
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 78)
 
I Haven't Lost My Keys Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 42)
 
I Love Birthdays Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 98)
 
I Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 55)
 
I'm So Rich Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 65)
 
I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 40)
 
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 276)
 
It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 58)
 
Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 106)
 
Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 99)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 191)
 
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 193)
 
Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 188)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 81)
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 79)
 
Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 57)
 
Save Water Drink Champagne Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 37)
 
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 62)
 
Smile! It Scares People Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 234)
 
Stressed? Have A Wank Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 211)
 
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 27)
The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 34)
 
Time For A Brew Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 80)
 
Use A  You Messy Git Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 82)
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 84)
 
What, It's Your Birthday! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 112)
 
Whatever Cat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 74)
 
Will Fuck For Air Miles Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 100)
 
Wine* That Is All Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 83)
You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 61)
 
Zero Fucks Given Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 251)
 
Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 25)
 
Dad, Youre The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 45)
 
Fuck! You're Old Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 132)
 
Happy Birthday Slapper! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 42)
 
I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 112)
 
I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 112)
 
I Love You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMR 28)
 
It Must Be True Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 51)
It's Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 17)
Keep Calm And Love London Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 48)
 
Life Is So Much More Fun Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 02)
Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 26)
 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 30)
 
Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 20)
 
Nice Pants Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 105)
 
OMFG!! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 98)
 
OMFG!!! Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 34)
Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 03)
 
Or We Can Just Get Drunk Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 53)
 
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 47)
 
Safe Sex? Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 20)
 
Todays Youth Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 54)
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 19)
 
Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 42)
 
I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 43)
 
Tiny Penis Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 40)
 
Shake Your Maracas Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 192)
Have The Best Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 101)
 
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break02)
 
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break04)
 
This Season... Go Gay! Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 04)
Now Drink Irresponsibly Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 10)
 
You're A Wanker Rude Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 12)
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMC 04)
 
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMC 03)
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMC 07)
 
Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 33)
 
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMC 06)
 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 25)
Calm Down Dear Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 59)
 
Lie Back And Think Of England Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 27)
 
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 21)
 
When In Doubt Brew Up Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 40)
Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 29)
 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 21)
 
Face It ... You're Gay Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 25)
 
I Love Anal Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 36)
I'm Fabulous So Fuck Off Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 30)
 
Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 26)
 
Sex, Shoes, Shopping, Chocolate Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 35)
 
The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 33)
 
I Hate My Job Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 17)
 
I Love Gays Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 16)
 
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 14)
 
My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 18)
 
Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 15)
 
Do I Look Like I Fly Economy? Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 04)
 
Fuck The Diet I Need Carbs Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 01)
Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 05)
 
This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 09)
 
This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 06)
 
You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 07)
 
You Big Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 11)
 
You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 12)
 
Last date modified: 29th October 2019