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Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all better than half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

Did you know there are only 202 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Happy Ducking Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 84)
 
All I Need Is Coffee And Wifi Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (EMP 01)
 
Dad You're A Fucking Legend Rude Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 12)
 
Do You Work Out Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 304)
 
Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 340)
 
Happy Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£3.65  £2.00  (DMW 14)
 
Happy Birthday To The Cabin Crew Queen
£2.50  £1.00  (DMR 18)
 
Happy Valentine's Gay
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 33)
 
Hope I'm Getting A Blowjob Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 33)
 
I Like You A Lot Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 53)
 
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 26)
 
Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 70)
 
Look Who's All Grown Up! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 77)
 
More Gin Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 285)
 
Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 16)
 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
 
Nice Beaver Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 31)
Nice Cock Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 28)
 
Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 30)
 
OMFG! My Dad Is Amazing Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 14)
 
Stay At Home With The Cat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 320)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 36)
 
Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 343)
 
Vacuous Airhead Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 143)
 
You Enjoy Your Avocado Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 323)
 
Anyone For Tennis - I Mean Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 116)
 
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMP 01)
 
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 329)
 
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 113)
 
Butch Man Card Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 57)
 
Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 41)
 
Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 281)
 
Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 205)
 
Eat More Cake Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 252)
 
Fantastic 30 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMN 01)
 
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 203)
 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 185)
 
Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 54)
 
Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 55)
 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 200)
 
Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 199)
 
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 50)
 
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 78)
 
I Haven't Lost My Keys Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 42)
 
I Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 55)
 
I'm So Rich Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 65)
 
I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 40)
 
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 276)
 
It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 58)
 
Let's Get Shit Done! Later Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 284)
 
Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 106)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 268)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 191)
 
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 193)
 
My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 238)
 
Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 188)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 79)
 
Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 57)
 
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 62)
 
Smile! It Scares People Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 234)
 
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 27)
 
Super Duper 60 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMN 04)
The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 34)
 
The Boss Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 79)
 
Time For A Brew Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 80)
 
Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 01)
 
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 84)
 
What, It's Your Birthday! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 112)
 
Why The Long Face Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 76)
 
Will Fuck For Air Miles Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 100)
 
Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 25)
 
Happy Bday Bro Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 05)
 
Happy Birthday Knob Head Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 147)
Happy Birthday Tinsel Tits Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 108)
 
I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 112)
 
I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 112)
 
I Love You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMR 28)
 
Keep Calm And Love London Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 48)
 
Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 26)
 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 30)
 
Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 20)
 
OMFG!! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 98)
 
OMFG!!! Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 34)
Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 03)
 
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 47)
 
Queen Of The Fucking Universe Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 107)
 
Safe Sex? Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 20)
 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 19)
 
Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 42)
 
I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 43)
 
Have The Best Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 101)
 
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break02)
 
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break04)
 
I Love Geeks Funny Mug
£8.75  £4.00  (DMM 19)
 
You're A Wanker Rude Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 12)
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMC 04)
 
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMC 07)
 
Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 33)
 
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMC 06)
 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 25)
Calm Down Dear Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 59)
 
Lie Back And Think Of England Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 27)
 
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 21)
 
When In Doubt Brew Up Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 40)
Shut Up And Deal With It Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 20)
 
Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 29)
 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 21)
 
Face It ... You're Gay Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 25)
Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 26)
 
Sex, Shoes, Shopping, Chocolate Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 35)
 
The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 33)
 
I Hate My Job Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 17)
 
I Love Gays Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 16)
 
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 14)
 
My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 18)
 
Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 15)
 
Do I Look Like I Fly Economy? Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 04)
 
Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 05)
 
This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 09)
 
This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 06)
 
You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 07)
 
You Big Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 11)
 
You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 12)
 
Last date modified: 8th January 2020