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Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all better than half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

Did you know there are only 144 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 369)
 
A bold pink engagement card with the words You’ve only got engaged!
£2.50  £1.00  (DRO 24)
 
I Shit Rainbows Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 39)
 
50p A Snog Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 38)
 
Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 35)
 
Keep Calm You're only 80 Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 15)
 
Huge Stiffy Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 52)
 
The World is your oyster Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 07)
 
Keep Kinky and Carry On funny Valentines card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 12)
 
The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 34)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s picture and smartly dressed old man
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 203)
 
Bernard And His Bitches Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 01)
 
A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 12)
 
Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 68)
 
Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 81)
A funny Fathers Day card about flatulence
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 19)
 
Dad I'm Sorry The Pubs Are Shut Father's Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 27)
 
The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 08)
 
I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 10)
 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 06)
 
A vibrant pink Valentine’s day card with the words ‘I like you a lot even if everyone else thinks you’re a knob
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 53)
Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 108)
 
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 04)
 
Feeling Thirsty Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 174)
 
Make Birthdays Great Again Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 167)
 
Who Farted Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 163)
A birthday card with a 1960s smiling man looking at camera
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 101)
 
Hope I'm Getting A Blowjob Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 33)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 352)
 
Drunk And Disorderly Funny Father's Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 348)
 
Less Exercise More Pizza Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 141)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 343)
 
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 337)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 333)
 
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 26)
 
Happy Valentine's Gay
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 33)
 
A dark pink Valentine’s Day card with the words You had me at let’s shag
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 65)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 329)
 
A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 323)
 
Behind Every Great Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 322)
A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 134)
 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
 
Sex Me Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 80)
 
Donald Trump Hates You Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 147)
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 193)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 194)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 191)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of three people exercising in a park
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 304)
 
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of three stylish men modelling 70s fashion
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 298)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s close up picture of a smiling mans face
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 200)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 205)
 
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 113)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cake with balloons and streamers
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 02)
 
Wanna Netflix and Chill Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 01)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling young woman holding a cocktail glass
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 106)
 
I Love Your Big Cock Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 90)
 
Wanna Netflix and Chill? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 86)
 
A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 281)
 
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 268)
 
A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 267)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 276)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
A Fathers Day card with the text Epic Dad Stuff
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 27)
 
A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 25)
 
A Fathers Day card wishing him a dadtastic day
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 23)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 25)
 
Happy Wine Day Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 22)
 
You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 20)
 
A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 136)
 
A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 135)
 
You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 73)
 
Holy Shit! You're Gorgeous Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 71)
 
Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 70)
 
Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 69)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 240)
 
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 239)
 
A Fathers Day card with a picture of  dad holding a baby
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 238)
 
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 227)
 
A birthday card reading Help! please send wine
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 226)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 129)
 
Help! Please Send Wine Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 118)
 
A bold pink coaster with the words ‘Coffee slut’
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 110)
 
A blue coaster with the words ‘I do love a pint of gin’
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 109)
 
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 62)
You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 61)
 
A dark purple Valentine’s Day card with the words It won’t suck itself
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 57)
 
I Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 55)
 
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 50)
 
 coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 108)
 
A brilliant pink coaster with the words Sex? I’d rather have a cup of tea
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 103)
 
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white text
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 101)
 
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 99)
 
Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 19)
 
OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 18)
 
Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 16)
 
A Fathers Day card with text saying Dad you're the dogs
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 11)
 
A coaster with the text Beer maketh the man pissed
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 96)
 
A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Do I need an excuse for champagne?
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 95)
 
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 79)
 
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 78)
 
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a middle aged man sitting at a drum kit
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 188)
 
A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 77)
 
Whatever Cat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 74)
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 36)
 
Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 30)
 
 dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 84)
 
A jazzy blue coaster with the words ‘Time for a brew?’ written in red, white and blue capitalised font
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 80)
 
A vivid pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman holding a cup of coffee
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 73)
 
An alternating dark and light pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 71)
 
I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 70)
 
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young woman smiling and pointing to a blackboard
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 168)
 
A birthday card with a picture of a woman looking intensely at her iPad
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
Today Is All About You Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
£3.75  £2.00  (DMW 26)
 
A dark purple card with the words Butch man card hope it doesn’t give you a paper cut
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 57)
 
A bright pink card with the words Happy bday mum in capitalised yellow, white and green chunky font
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 55)
 
A light blue card with the words Happy bday dad in capitalised pink, white and dark blue chunky font
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 54)
 
I Haven't Lost My Keys Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 42)
 
Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 41)
 
I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 40)
 
I Love Your Hair Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 116)
 
A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 69)
 
A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 68)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 42)
 
Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 41)
 
A bright orange card with the words I’m not as fake as my tan in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 43)
 
A dark pink card with the words Drinks are on me! in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 42)
 
Fuck Trains (and Buses) Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 33)
 
I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 28)
 
You Would Not Believe Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 25)
 
Gay Is The New Black Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 26)
 
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 27)
 
A dark pink Valentine’s Day card with the words ‘I really love your smile! And your tits
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 21)
 
A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 65)
 
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling man, against a blue background
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 55)
 
Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 90)
 
A Fathers Day card reading Dad is the best at many things
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 25)
 
A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 20)
 
A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 19)
 
A bright blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday you big tool in capitalised white and pink chunky font
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 07)
 
A light pink birthday card with the words Today is all about you no change there then!
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 01)
 
A birthday card with a  retro picture of a smiling man pointing to text reading Happy birthday knob head
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 147)
 
That's Right, I'm Pissed Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 83)
 
I'm So Rich Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 81)
 
Mrs And Mrs Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 85)
 
Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 84)
 
A lilac wedding card with a white border all the way around and a white crown symbol at the top
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 83)
Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 79)
 
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling businesswoman sitting at a desk
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
I Bloody Love Being Queen Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 27)
 
When Life Hands You Lemons Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 49)
 
Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 57)
 
Happy Birthday To A Great Son Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 72)
 
Best Teacher Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 69)
When Life Gives You Lemons Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 67)
 
A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 65)
 
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 47)
 
Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 03)
 
I Love London Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 24)
 
It Must Be True Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 23)
 
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 22)
 
Follow Me On Twitter Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 21)
 
Keep Calm And Suck Cock Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 20)
 
Save Water Drink Wine Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 19)
 
Save Water Drink Champagne Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 18)
 
Let's Get Twatted Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 58)
 
The More I Know Men Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 54)
 
A retro-style coaster with a photo of a topless man posing on the beach with an umbrella
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 42)
 
Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 37)
 
A grey birthday card with a white crown symbol at the top
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 20)
Save Water Drink Champagne Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 54)
 
Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 52)
 
Fuck Bollocks Wank Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 16)
 
Golf Sale Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 15)
 
Baby On Board Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 14)
 
I Love My Commute Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 13)
 
A Fathers Day card reading my dad is the best
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 37)
 
A bold red birthday card with a white crown symbol at the top
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 14)
 
Let Me Put You On Hold Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 38)
 
Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 05)
 
Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 03)
 
A dark purple card with ‘fantastic 30’ written in dark pink and light blue, big bold font
£2.50  £1.00  (DMN 01)
 
I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 109)
 
The Guys Always Got Together Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 107)
 
Shut Up And Deal With It Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 12)
 
The World Is Your Oyster Blue Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 08)
 
A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 29)
 
A bright pink coaster with the words Keep calm and have a cuppa
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 28)
 
Union Jack Pink Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 06)
 
Union Jack Blue Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 05)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
I'm Fabulous So Fuck Off Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 04)
 
I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 03)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 01)
 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 30)
 
The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 33)
 
Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 26)
 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 21)
 
A red coaster with the words Keep calm and carry on in white capitals below a white crown logo
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 19)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
£3.75  £2.00  (DMW 16)
 
Jet Set Slapper Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 43)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 42)
 
A greeting card with a 1970 style picture on a blue studio background of a shocked looking middle aged man
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 74)
 
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break 04)
 
Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break03)
 
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (Break02)
 
My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 18)
 
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 07)
 
Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 05)
 
A birthday card featuring a recumbent man with a smirk on his face
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 
I Love Gays Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 16)
 
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 14)
 
Office Slut Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 39)
 
Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 15)
 
This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 09)
 
This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 06)
 
You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 07)
 
You Big Wanker Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 22)
 
You Big Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 11)
 
You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 12)
 
Last date modified: 16th April 2021