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Half Price Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

Did you know there are only 14 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Blah Blah Happy Birthday Blah Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMR 10)
 
Dad You're My Hero Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DAD 05)
 
Fuck Love Let's Shag Rude Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 46)
 
Happy Beer Day Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DAD 18)
 
Happy Birthday Cocksucker Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMR 12)
 
Happy Blow Job Day Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 63)
 
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 50)
 
I Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 55)
 
I Love You Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00  (MUM 06)
 
I Love You You Big Bell End Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 49)
 
I love Your Willy Funny Valentines Cards
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 15)
 
It Won't Suck Itself Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 57)
Nice Beaver Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 31)
 
Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 30)
 
Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00  (MUM 09)
 
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 62)
 
Stop Giving Me That Sex Look Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 85)
 
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 36)
 
You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 61)
 
All I Need Is Coffee And Free Wifi Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25  (DMT 63)
 
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMP 01)
 
Can We Have Sex Now Please? Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 68)
 
Fancy A Spit Roast Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 209)
Happy Birthday Tightarse Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 49)
 
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 200)
 
Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 199)
 
How's Your Drink? Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 64)
 
I Really Love Your Smile Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 21)
 
I'm So Rich Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25  (DMT 65)
 
I've Just Seen Your Facebook Status Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25  (DMT 66)
 
It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 58)
 
It's the Bitch's Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 35)
 
Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 81)
Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 57)
 
So You Got An Education Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMZ 117)
 
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 27)
 
The Blind Date? Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMZ 34)
 
Urine Sample Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMZ 110)
 
What, It's Your Birthday! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMZ 112)
 
Why The Long Face Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 76)
Will Fuck For Air Miles Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMZ 100)
 
You're Worth Much More Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 18)
 
Your Hole Is My Goal Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 17)
 
Bitch I'm Fabulous Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DME 36)
Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DSS 25)
 
Dad, Youre The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DME 45)
 
Fancy Some Sexy Time Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 11)
Get You Out Of Those Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 04)
 
Hands On Your Package Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 01)
Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 168)
 
Happy Birthday Dad Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DME 25)
 
Happy Birthday Slapper! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 42)
I Know Your Real Age Bitch Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 144)
I Love You Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMR 28)
I'm Simply Fabulous Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DME 28)
 
It's Only Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DSS 30)
It's Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DSS 17)
Life Is So Much More Fun Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DME 02)
Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DSS 26)
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 30)
 
Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DSS 20)
 
Now Do I Get That Shag? Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMV 02)
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 47)
 
Safe Sex? Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMU 20)
 
That's A Lovely Birthday Jumper Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 152)
 
Warning - This Card Is Fucking Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 157)
 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DSS 19)
 
Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DSS 42)
I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DSS 43)
Happy Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 34)
 
Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 33)
 
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 
Thinking Of You Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00  (DMA 31)
 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25  (DMT 25)
 
Keep Your Pecker Up Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25  (DMT 23)
 
Lie Back And Think Of England Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25  (DMT 27)
 
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25  (DMT 21)
 
Last date modified: 17th August 2017