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Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all better than half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

Did you know there are only 179 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Stay Home Zoom Wank Funny Valentines Card

Stay Home Zoom Wank Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 46)

Happy New Normal Birthday Card

Happy New Normal Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 31)

I'm All For The New Normal Funny Greeting Card

I'm All For The New Normal Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 30)

Enormous Piss Up Greeting Card

Enormous Piss Up Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 08)

A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font

Hello You Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (BOC 12)

A brilliant white card with the words ‘I got you this card what more do you want’ in capitalised, chunky black font

What More Do You Want Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (BOC 11)

A jet black card with the words ‘You’re amazing! Happy birthday’ in capitalised white font. The word ‘Amazing’ is in capitalised, pastel rainbow font

You're Amazing Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (BOC 10)

A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font

Think Happy Thoughts Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (BOC 09)

A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.

World Fuckwit Day Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (BOC 08)

A jet black card with the words ‘Today’s mood bitchy with a strong chance of not giving a fuck’ in capitalised light pink, blue and white font.

Today's Mood Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (BOC 07)

A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.

I'd Bake You A Cake Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (BOC 06)

A brilliant white card with the word ‘A smile a day keeps the wankers away’ in capitalised, chunky black font. The word ‘Wankers’ is in capitalised, pastel rainbow font.

A Smile A Day Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (BOC 04)

A jet black card with the words ‘Instagram this card’ in capitalised, slanted white font.

Instagram This Card Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (BOC 03)

A dazzling white card with the words An apple a day is not as much fun as a gin a day

An Apple A Day Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (BOC 02)

A jet black card with the words ‘Happy whatever’ in capitalised, chunky white and pastel rainbow font

Happy Whatever Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (BOC 01)

A bold pink engagement card with the words You’ve only got engaged!

You've Only Got Engaged! Funny Wedding Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DRO 24)

A dark purple birthday card with the words Happy birthday but first let me take a selfie

Happy Birthday, But First Let Me Take A Selfie Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 83)

A sunny yellow travel wallet with a retro style drawing of a smiling woman

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 40)

A bright white travel wallet with the words ‘I shit rainbows’ in capitalised rainbow bubble writing and below is a vibrant rainbow

I Shit Rainbows Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 39)

A travel wallet with alternating pink, black and white in the shape of a heptagon and in the middle of the shape it is bright white with the words 50p a snog

50p A Snog Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 38)

A grey travel wallet with a retro style photo of a muscular, shirtless man and conveniently below him are the words ‘Here’s some gratuitous man flesh for your commute

Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 37)

A travel wallet with a retro style photo of a very classy woman strutting away from a café and fixing her hair

Queen Of The Fucking Universe Picture Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 36)

A bold pink travel wallet with the words ‘Fuck fucking fuck fuck fuckity fuck’ in capitalised, white 3D font

Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 35)

Bocadillo Everyday Multipack x 10 Cards

£12.50 £7.50 (MUL 39)

Huge Stiffy Rude Valentines Card

Huge Stiffy Rude Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 52)

The World is your oyster Greeting Card

The World is your oyster Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 07)

Keep Kinky and Carry On funny Valentines card

Keep Kinky and Carry On funny Valentines card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 12)

A Christmas card with a picture of Father Christmas sitting at his desk

Merry Christmas And A Happy New Normal Lockdown Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMX 18)

A Little More Self-Isolation Funny Mother's Day Card

A Little More Self-Isolation Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 193)

TikTok Famous Size Ten Funny Birthday Card

TikTok Famous Size Ten Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 189)

Men Should Never Be Allowed To Buy Their Own Clothes Magnet

Men Should Never Be Allowed To Buy Their Own Clothes Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 03)

If It Came With Vodka Maureen Loved It Funny Fridge Magnet

If It Came With Vodka Maureen Loved It Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 09)

Let's Cancel 2020 Funny Pen

Let's Cancel 2020 Funny Pen

£2.75 £0.50 (PEN 48)

A birthday card with a retro style colour photo of two men sat awkwardly on a bench wearing very similar clothing

The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 34)

A greeting card with a retro style colour photo of a grinning, nicely dressed woman popping her foot and holding a cuddly dog toy

Fuck Men Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 51)

Brave New World Funny Birthday Card

Brave New World Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 33)

Bernard And His Bitches Rude Fridge Magnet

Bernard And His Bitches Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 01)

Fuck Men, Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Fridge Magnet

Fuck Men, Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 10)

A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 12)

Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card

Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMU 68)

A funny Fathers Day card about flatulence

Flatulent Dad Alert! Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 19)

The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag

The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag

£7.00 £1.50 (LUG 08)

I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag

I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag

£7.00 £1.50 (LUG 10)

Two Metres Greeting Card

Two Metres Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 25)

To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card

To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMC 06)

We Can't Celebrate Your Birthday Card

We Can't Celebrate Your Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (RAN 21)

I Miss Your Stupid Face Greeting Card

I Miss Your Stupid Face Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (RAN 15)

A funny birthday card about keeping a two metre distance

When All This Is Over Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (RAN 10)

All I Want Is A New President Funny Birthday Card

All I Want Is A New President Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 182)

Bocadillo Christmas Cards Pack of 6 Multipack

£12.50 £3.99 (MUL 29)

A Fathers Day card with a retro image of a businessman jumping in the air

All About Me Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 392)

Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card

Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMC 04)

Mum You're The Best Dad Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You're The Best Dad Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 47)

Booty Call Funny Valentines Card

Booty Call Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 162)

My Life Is A Series Of Dramas Funny Coaster

My Life Is A Series Of Dramas Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 172)

Make Birthdays Great Again Funny Birthday Card

Make Birthdays Great Again Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 167)

A birthday card with a 1960s smiling man looking at camera

Have The Best Birthday Funny Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 101)

A birthday card with a 1960s intensely looking man in a suit looking at camera

Colossal Prick Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 368)

A birthday card with a picture of a woman in showgirl costume standing next to an easel

I Care About Your Stupid Birthday Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 364)

A birthday card with a picture of a glamorous woman with a big pink hat

Classy AF Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 358)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a seated old man pointing at a line graph

You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 352)

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Funny Greeting Card

Thanks For Not Being Like Everyone Else Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 349)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor

Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 343)

A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses

Older And Still No Wiser Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 337)

You're Simply Magical Funny Greeting Card

You're Simply Magical Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 332)

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine

My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 333)

A birthday card with a retro style colour photo of a woman staring hopelessly and confused into the camera

You've Finally Turned Into Your Mother Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMZ 85)

A funny Fathers Day with a 1960s picture of a laughing man

Dad May Your Father's Day Be Better Than Your Jokes

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 312)

I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card

I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 26)

A dark pink Valentine’s Day card with the words You had me at let’s shag

You Had Me At Let's Shag Funny Valentine's Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 65)

Mum Goals Funny Greeting Card

Mum Goals Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 39)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons

Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 329)

A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados

You Enjoy Your Avocado Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 323)

A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around

You Don't Need To Remind Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 134)

I Used To Have My Sanity Funny Greeting Card

I Used To Have My Sanity Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 127)

Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card

Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 306)

I'd Like To Have Coitus With You Funny Valentines Card

I'd Like To Have Coitus With You Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 103)

I Really Really Love You Funny Valentines Card

I Really Really Love You Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 96)

Sex Me Rude Valentines Card

Sex Me Rude Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 80)

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 193)

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 194)

Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 191)

A birthday card with a 1960s close up picture of a smiling mans face

Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 200)

A funny birthday card featuring a picture of a serious looking Donald Trump

Donald Trump I'm Gonna Give You a Birthday Card Funny Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 294)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor

Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 205)

I Really Really Really Really Really Love You Funny Valentine's Card

I Really Really Really Really Really Love You Funny Valentine's Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 35)

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Funny Mother's Day Card

You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 30)

Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card

Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 113)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cake with balloons and streamers

Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 291)

Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card

Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (GUM 02)

Wanna Netflix and Chill Funny Birthday Card

Wanna Netflix and Chill Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (GUM 01)

I Love Your Big Cock Rude Valentines Card

I Love Your Big Cock Rude Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 90)

Wanna Netflix and Chill? Funny Valentines Card

Wanna Netflix and Chill? Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 86)

You're a Knobhead But I Do Love You Funny Valentines Card

You're a Knobhead But I Do Love You Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 84)

Birthday Stud Funny Birthday Card

Birthday Stud Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 136)

I Hope Your Birthday Involves Copious Amounts of Alcohol Card

I Hope Your Birthday Involves Copious Amounts of Alcohol Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 112)

When I Grow Up I Want to be a Total Dickhead, Just Like You Card

When I Grow Up I Want to be a Total Dickhead, Just Like You Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 109)

I Do Love a Cup of Gin in the Morning Funny Greeting Card

I Do Love a Cup of Gin in the Morning Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 105)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s image of a man in his garden

Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 281)

A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut

Dad You're Out Of This World Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 280)

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 268)

A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card

A Mother's Work Is Never Done Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 267)

I Love You Mum, More than Your Cooking Funny Greeting Card

I Love You Mum, More than Your Cooking Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 266)

If at First You Don't Succeed. Ask Mum Funny Greeting Card

If at First You Don't Succeed. Ask Mum Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 265)

The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card

The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 263)

A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends

Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 272)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a cheeky looking female chef

Soup of the Day Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 271)

Polite Notice. No Pokemon Inside This Card Funny Birthday

Polite Notice. No Pokemon Inside This Card Funny Birthday

£2.50 £0.50 (GUM 06)

Beautiful Needy Princess That I Am Funny Birthday Card

Beautiful Needy Princess That I Am Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 102)

No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card

No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 250)

A greeting card with a picture of an angry Donald Trump

Donald Trump Hates You Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 256)

A Fathers Day card with the text Epic Dad Stuff

Epic Dad Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 27)

A funny Fathers Day card reading Dads kick ass

Dads Kick Ass Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 25)

A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome

Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 22)

Happy Mother's Day You Amazing Miracle Worker Funny Mothers Day Card

Happy Mother's Day You Amazing Miracle Worker Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 26)

Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card

Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 25)

Mum, Thanks For Not Being Embarrassing On Facebook Card

Mum, Thanks For Not Being Embarrassing On Facebook Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 24)

Happy Wine Day Funny Mothers Day Card

Happy Wine Day Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 22)

You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 20)

Wine! Because Mum Decided To Have Kids Funny Mothers Day Card

Wine! Because Mum Decided To Have Kids Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 14)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

Epic Beer Stuff Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 136)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 135)

You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Card

You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 73)

Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card

Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 70)

Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Funny Valentines Card

Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 69)

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Funny Valentines Card

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 66)

A greeting card with a picture of a pouting woman with dark hair taking a selfie on her mobile phone

I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 241)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer

Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 240)

A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera

Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 239)

A Fathers Day card with a picture of dad holding a baby

My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 238)

Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card

Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 228)

Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card

Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 227)

A birthday card reading Help! please send wine

Help! Please Send Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 226)

Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card

Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 225)

A Fathers Day card with a 1960s picture of a dad reading to his children

You're The World's Greatest Dad Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 96)

You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Funny Birthday Card

You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 93)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 129)

A bold blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a man and a woman smiling

Smile! It Scares People Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 125)

A white coaster with a black outline around the edge and the words Please note you are a dick head

You Are A Dick Head Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 116)

A bright white coaster with a black outline around the edge

Nobody Cares About Your Drama Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 115)

It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere Funny Birthday Card

It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 222)

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a young woman winking and holding a martini glass

I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 218)

A white coaster with a black outline around the edge and the words Polite notice this is not a pub use a coaster

This Is Not A Pub. Use A Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 114)

Place Your Fucking Drink Here Rude Coaster

Place Your Fucking Drink Here Rude Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 113)

A bold pink coaster with the words ‘Coffee slut’

Coffee Slut Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 110)

A blue coaster with the words ‘I do love a pint of gin’

I Do Love A Pint Of Gin Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 109)

And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Card

And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 88)

A lilac congratulations card with the words Well done you massive swot!

Well Done You Massive Swot Funny Congratulations Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DRO 07)

OMG! You Girls Are So Cute Together Funny Gay Wedding Card

OMG! You Girls Are So Cute Together Funny Gay Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DRO 06)

I Love Your Bush - It's So 70's Funny Valentines Card

I Love Your Bush - It's So 70's Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 64)

Hello Gorgeous - Fancy A Shag? Funny Valentines Card

Hello Gorgeous - Fancy A Shag? Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 59)

A bold pink Valentine’s Day card with the words I’ll fancy you even more if you bring me wine

I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 58)

I Love You Funny Valentines Card

I Love You Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 55)

coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven

Mums Kick Ass Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 108)

A brilliant pink coaster with the words Sex? I’d rather have a cup of tea

Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 103)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white text

Mother Knows Best Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 101)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 99)

Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 19)

OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card

OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (MUM 18)

Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card

Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 16)

A Fathers Day card thanking Dad for not being a knobhead

Thanks Dad For Not Being Knobhead Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 13)

A Fathers Day card with text saying Dad you're the dogs

Dad You're The Dogs Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DAD 11)

A coaster with the text Beer maketh the man pissed

Beer Maketh The Man Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 96)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Do I need an excuse for champagne?

Do I Need An Excuse For Champagne? Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 95)

A coaster with a picture of the Mona Lisa on it and a speech bubble with the words ‘I need a poo!

I Need A Poo Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 92)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 79)

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 78)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a serious looking call centre employee with a headset

I'd Wish You Happy Birthday If I Gave A Shit Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 187)

A Fathers Day card than king dad for putting up with everything

Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All My Shit Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 09)

A funny Fathers Day card admiring Dads DIY skills

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DAD 08)

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Funny Mothers Day Card

Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Funny Mothers Day Card

£2.50 £1.00 (MUM 10)

A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!

Look Who's All Grown Up! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 77)

I Love My Gorgeous Girlfriend Funny Valentines Card

I Love My Gorgeous Girlfriend Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 43)

To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card

To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 36)

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Funny Valentines Card

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 32)

A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear

Go On Flash Your Gusset Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 86)

dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 84)

A jazzy blue coaster with the words ‘Time for a brew?’ written in red, white and blue capitalised font

Time For A Brew Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 80)

A vivid pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman holding a cup of coffee

Coffee Slut Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 73)

An alternating dark and light pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne

I Think It's Time For Champagne Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 71)

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card

I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 70)

Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 174)

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young woman smiling and pointing to a blackboard

Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 168)

A birthday card with a picture of a woman looking intensely at her iPad

While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 167)

Today Is All About You Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets

Today Is All About You Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets

£3.75 £2.00 (DMW 26)

Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets

£3.75 £2.00 (DMW 24)

A pale yellow greeting card, suitable for birthdays, weddings or other events

Congratulations On The Big Day Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 62)

A dark purple card with the words Butch man card hope it doesn’t give you a paper cut

Butch Man Card Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 57)

A bright pink card with the words Happy bday mum in capitalised yellow, white and green chunky font

Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 55)

A light blue card with the words Happy bday dad in capitalised pink, white and dark blue chunky font

Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 54)

Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring

Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 41)

I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring

I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 40)

A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of a woman with lovely, curly hair

I Love Your Hair Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 116)

A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink

I Totally Deserve This Drink Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 69)

A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text

Totes Amazeballs Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 68)

A baby pink card with a vintage style drawing of an excited woman popping her head onto the card

I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DME 48)

A pink greetings card with a vintage style drawing of a mum and her son and daughter

Mum, You're Amazing. Now Whens Dinner Ready Funny Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DME 44)

A striped card in alternating shades of pink with a vintage style image of a mum with her son and daughter

Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DME 42)

A striped card in alternating shades of pale yellow with a vintage style image of a smug looking woman

Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DME 41)

A birthday card with a with a picture of a young boy blowing out candles

That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 155)

A bright orange card with the words I’m not as fake as my tan in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards

I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 43)

A dark pink card with the words Drinks are on me! in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards

Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 42)

A travel wallet with a retro style photo of a man pointing to a computer with a speech bubble that reads ‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Funny Travel Wallet

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 34)

A bold pink travel wallet with the words ‘Fuck trains (and buses)’ in capitalised black font against a white circle with a zigzag border

Fuck Trains (and Buses) Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 33)

A deep purple travel wallet with a retro style photo of an elegant woman drinking champagne

Champagne Is The Answer Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 31)

A jet black travel wallet with the words ‘You should see the length of my commute’ in capitalised bright white font

You Should The Length Of My Commute Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 30)

A bright pink travel wallet with the words ‘I’m not pregnant just fat’ in capitalised white bubble writing, outlined in black

I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 28)

A dark pink travel wallet with a retro style photo of a woman writing at a desk with a forced smile

You Would Not Believe Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 25)

Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card

Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 27)

A dark pink Valentine’s Day card with the words ‘I really love your smile! And your tits

I Really Love Your Smile Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 21)

I Love You You Big Knob Head Funny Valentines Card

I Love You You Big Knob Head Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 16)

A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman

I'm So Rich Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 65)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling man, against a blue background

There's Only One Thing To Do Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 55)

Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 90)

A Fathers Day card reading Dad is the best at many things

Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 25)

A Fathers Day card about dad dancing

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 24)

A cream coloured birthday card with the words Mum you’re almost as amazing as me! in capitalised blue and light and dark pink chunky font

Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 23)

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 22)

A pale yellow card with the words I learned to be a total drama queen from you

I Learned To Be A Total Diva From You Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 21)

A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know

Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 20)

A light green card with the words You’re a total lush mum but I love you for it

You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 19)

A dark pink birthday card with the words Happy birthday donkey dick

Happy Birthday Donkey Dick Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 12)

A bright blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday you big tool in capitalised white and pink chunky font

Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DSS 07)

A light pink birthday card with the words Today is all about you no change there then!

Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DSS 01)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man pointing to text reading Happy birthday knob head

Happy Birthday Knob Head Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 147)

That's Right, I'm Pissed Funny Fridge Magnet

That's Right, I'm Pissed Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 83)

I'm So Rich Funny Fridge Magnet

I'm So Rich Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 81)

Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card

Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 84)

A lilac wedding card with a white border all the way around and a white crown symbol at the top

Mr And Mrs Funny Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 83)

Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card

Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 79)

A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling businesswoman sitting at a desk

You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 137)

A travel wallet with a photo of Queen Elizabeth II with a speech bubble that reads ‘I bloody love being queen!

I Bloody Love Being Queen Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 27)

Happy Birthday To A Great Son Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 72)

Happy Birthday To A Great Daughter Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 71)

A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up

Put Your Feet Up Dad Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 65)

A baby pink greeting card with the words ‘Keep calm and carry on shopping’ in capitalised, simple white font

Keep Calm And Carry On Shopping Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 25)

I Love You More Than Justin Bieber Funny Valentines Card

I Love You More Than Justin Bieber Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMV 09)

Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card

Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 03)

Hands On Your Package Funny Valentines Card

Hands On Your Package Funny Valentines Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMV 01)

A jet black travel wallet with the words ‘I love London’ in lower case, bright white font and the ‘love’ is shown through a red heart symbol

I Love London Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 24)

A radiant pink travel wallet with a retro style drawing of a blonde woman looking off wisely off into the distance

It Must Be True Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 23)

A light blue travel wallet with a retro-style drawing of two tipsy men drinking alcohol and above them are the words ‘Let’s drink jägerbombs

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 22)

Follow Me On Twitter Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 21)

Keep Calm And Suck Cock Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 20)

A bold red travel wallet with the words ‘Save water drink wine’ in capitalised, simple white font

Save Water Drink Wine Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 19)

Let's Get Twatted Rude Fridge Magnet

Let's Get Twatted Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 58)

The More I Know Men Funny Fridge Magnet

The More I Know Men Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 54)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a topless man posing on the beach with an umbrella

You Big Man Whore Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 42)

A delicate pink coaster with the words Save water drink champagne

Save Water Drink Campagne Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 39)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 37)

When In Doubt Brew Up Funny Birthday Card

When In Doubt Brew Up Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 55)

Save Water Drink Champagne Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 54)

Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 52)

A pale yellow birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a glamourous woman in a posh hat

It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DME 23)

A light and darker pink striped greeting card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling woman pointing towards a box that says Multitasking formula

Wonder Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DME 19)

A jet black travel wallet with the words ‘Fuck bollocks wank arsehole shit bastard knob tosser

Fuck Bollocks Wank Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 16)

A birthday card with a 1970s picture of two men wearing brightly coloured flouncy blouses

Happy Birthday You Big Girls Blouse Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 123)

A Fathers Day card reading my dad is the best

My Dad Is The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 37)

Random Everyday Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

Random Everyday Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£5.99 (MUL 06)

A funny birthday card with a picture of a cute dog surrounded by balloons and streamers

Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 40)

A birthday card with a 70’s retro photograph of a smartly dressed young woman sat at an old fashioned telephone exchange desk

Let Me Put You On Hold Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMU 38)

Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny

Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny

£7.00 £1.50 (LUG 05)

Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny

Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny

£7.00 £1.50 (LUG 03)

A dark purple card with ‘fantastic 30’ written in dark pink and light blue, big bold font

Fantastic 30 Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMN 01)

I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card

I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMZ 109)

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Birthday Card

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMZ 104)

It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card

It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMZ 99)

Happy Birthday And Have A Tipple Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday And Have A Tipple Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMS 34)

A dark blue travel wallet with the words ‘Shut up and deal with it’

Shut Up And Deal With It Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 12)

A light blue travel wallet with the words ‘The world is your oyster’ in capitalised, simple white font.

The World Is Your Oyster Blue Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 08)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a smiling woman on the phone against a light blue background

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 33)

A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 29)

A bright pink coaster with the words Keep calm and have a cuppa

Keep Calm And Have A Cuppa Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 28)

A travel wallet with a red white and pink Union flag, where the deep blue has been replaced with a bright pink

Union Jack Pink Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 06)

Celebrate in style with this Union Jack travel wallet featuring the Union Flag in bright red white and blue colours

Union Jack Blue Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 05)

Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card

Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (KEEP 09)

Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card

Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £0.50 (KEEP 09)

A diagonally orange and pink striped travel wallet with the words ‘I’m fabulous so fuck off!’ written in white bubble writing with a black outline.

I'm Fabulous So Fuck Off Travel Wallet Rude

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 04)

A bold red travel wallet with the words ‘I’m not a sodding tourist!’

I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 03)

A bold red travel wallet with the words ‘Keep calm and carry on’

Keep Calm And Carry On Travel Wallet Funny

£2.50 £0.50 (DMO 01)

Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card

Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMU 30)

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Funny Keyring

Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 34)

The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring

The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 33)

Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring

Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 26)

Keep Calm & Carry On Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 19)

Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets

£3.75 £2.00 (DMW 16)

Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Fridge Magnet

Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 42)

A greeting card with a 1970 style picture on a blue studio background of a shocked looking middle aged man

Buggery Stop It! It's Dirty! Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMA 74)

Random Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

Random Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack

£5.99 (MUL 03)

Be Fabulous Darling! Break A Leg You Ponce! Funny Greeting Card

Be Fabulous Darling! Break A Leg You Ponce! Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (Break 05)

Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card

Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (Break 04)

Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card

Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (Break 03)

I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card

I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card

£2.50 £1.00 (Break 02)

My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring

My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 18)

Fuck This Global Warming Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet

Fuck This Global Warming Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 38)

Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card

Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card

£2.50 £0.50 (DMC 07)

Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet

Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 26)

Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring

Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 05)

A birthday card featuring a recumbent man with a smirk on his face

I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card

£2.50 £1.00 (DMA 47)

I Love Gays Funny Keyring

I Love Gays Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 16)

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring

I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 14)

Office Slut Funny Fridge Magnet

Office Slut Funny Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 39)

Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring

Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 15)

This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring

This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 09)

This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring

This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 06)

You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring

You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 07)

You Big Wanker Rude Fridge Magnet

You Big Wanker Rude Fridge Magnet

£2.75 £0.50 (DMG 22)

You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring

You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring

£2.50 £1.00 (DMK 12)

Last date modified: 14th January 2022