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Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all better than half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

Did you know there are only 85 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Happy Ducking Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 84)
 
Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DRO 17)
 
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DRO 11)
 
Birthday Girl Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DRO 12)
 
Bocadillo Christmas Cards Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50  £4.99  (MUL 29)
 
Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 68)
 
Dad You're The Dogs Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 11)
 
Dads Kick Ass Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 25)
 
Do You Work Out Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 304)
 
Drink Tea And Conquer The World Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 97)
 
Epic Beer Stuff Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 136)
 
Epic Dad Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 27)
 
Flatulent Dad Alert! Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 19)
 
Happy Birthday To The Cabin Crew Queen
£2.50  £1.00  (DMR 18)
 
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
Happy Valentine's Gay
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 33)
 
Have A Dadtastic Day Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 23)
 
Help! Please Send Wine Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 118)
 
I Like You A Lot Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 53)
 
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 26)
 
Less Exercise More Pizza Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 141)
 
Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 70)
 
Life Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 330)
 
Look Who's All Grown Up! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 77)
 
More Gin Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 285)
 
Mother Knows Best Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 101)
 
Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 16)
 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
 
Mummy Doesn't Have A Favourite Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 126)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 108)
 
Must I Really Celebrate Your Birthday Again..?
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 109)
My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 333)
 
Nice Cock Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 28)
 
Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 30)
 
OMFG! My Dad Is Amazing Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 14)
 
OMG! Did Someone Mention Beer Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 59)
 
OMG! I'm So Excited it's Your Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 103)
 
Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 135)
 
Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 103)
 
Squad Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 298)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 36)
Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 343)
 
Vacuous Airhead Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 143)
 
Wine Wine Wine All Mine Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 98)
 
You Don't Need To Remind Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 134)
 
You Enjoy Your Avocado Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 323)
 
You Had Me At Let's Shag Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 65)
 
You Should Meet My Friends Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 334)
 
You The Dad Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 20)
 
Anyone For Tennis - I Mean Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 116)
 
Beer Maketh The Man Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 96)
 
Beer Wine Tequila Vodka Gin Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 93)
 
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 329)
 
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 113)
 
Butch Man Card Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 57)
 
Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 41)
 
Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 239)
 
Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 281)
 
Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 205)
 
Do I Need An Excuse For Champagne? Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 95)
 
Eat More Cake Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 252)
Fantastic 30 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMN 01)
 
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 203)
 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 185)
 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 200)
 
Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 199)
 
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 50)
 
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 78)
 
Help! Please Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 226)
 
I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 70)
 
I Haven't Lost My Keys Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 42)
 
I Think It's Time For Champagne Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 71)
 
I Totally Deserve This Drink Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 69)
 
I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 10)
 
I'm So Rich Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 65)
 
I'm So Rich Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 81)
 
I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 40)
 
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 276)
 
It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 58)
 
Let's Get Shit Done! Later Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 284)
Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 106)
 
Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 99)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 268)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 194)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 191)
 
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 193)
 
My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 238)
 
Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 188)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 81)
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 79)
 
Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 05)
 
Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 57)
 
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 62)
 
Smile! It Scares People Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 234)
 
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 27)
 
That's Right, I'm Pissed Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 83)
 
The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 34)
 
The Guys Always Got Together Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 107)
 
The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 08)
 
Time For A Brew Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 80)
 
Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 01)
 
Today Is All About You Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
£3.65  £2.00  (DMW 26)
 
Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 03)
 
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 84)
 
Whatever Cat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 74)
 
Why The Long Face Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 76)
 
Will Fuck For Air Miles Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 100)
 
Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 25)
 
Happy Bday Bro Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 05)
 
Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 168)
 
Happy Birthday Knob Head Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 147)
 
I Love You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMR 28)
 
Let Me Put You On Hold Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 38)
 
Let's Get Twatted Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 58)
 
Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 26)
 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 30)
 
Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 20)
 
OMFG!! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 98)
Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 03)
 
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 47)
 
Safe Sex? Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 20)
 
The More I Know Men Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 54)
 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
You Big Man Whore Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 42)
 
You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 19)
 
Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 42)
 
I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 43)
 
Jet Set Slapper Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 43)
 
Buggery  Stop It! It's Dirty Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 44)
 
Sod The Credit Crunch Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 45)
 
Jet Set Slapper Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 73)
 
Buggery  Stop It! It's Dirty! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 74)
 
Have The Best Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 101)
 
Office Slut Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 39)
 
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break02)
 
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break04)
 
Bernard And His Bitches Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 01)
 
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMC 04)
 
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMC 07)
 
Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 33)
 
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 06)
 
You Big Wanker Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 22)
 
Keep Calm & Carry On Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 19)
 
Keep Calm And Have A Cuppa Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 28)
 
Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 29)
 
Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 37)
 
Save Water Drink Wine Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 41)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 42)
 
Lie Back And Think Of England Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 48)
 
Save Water Drink Champagne Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
£3.65  £2.00  (DMW 23)
 
Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 29)
 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 21)
 
Face It ... You're Gay Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 25)
Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 26)
 
Sex, Shoes, Shopping, Chocolate Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 35)
 
The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 33)
 
I Hate My Job Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 17)
 
I Love Gays Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 16)
 
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 14)
 
My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 18)
 
Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 15)
 
Do I Look Like I Fly Economy? Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 04)
 
Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 05)
 
This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 09)
 
This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 06)
 
You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 07)
 
You Big Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 11)
 
You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 12)
 
Last date modified: 18th June 2020