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Half Price Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

Did you know there are only 90 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Blah Blah Happy Birthday Blah Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMR 10)

 
Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DAD 08)

 
Dad You're My Hero Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DAD 05)

 
Happy Beer Day Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DAD 18)

 
Happy Father's Day To The Big Man Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DAD 04)

 
I Love You Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (MUM 06)

 
Mum You Were Right About Everything Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (MUM 01)

 
Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (MUM 09)

 
Sex, I'd Rather Have a Cup of Tea Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 24)

 
All I Need Is Coffee And Free Wifi Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
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  (DMT 63)

 
And For A Second There I Gave A Fuck Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 80)

 
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMP 01)

 
Celebrate Your Own Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 40)

 
Fancy A Spit Roast Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 209)

 
Fuck Men Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 51)

 
Happy Birthday Slut of the Skies Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 52)

 
Happy Birthday Tightarse Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 49)

 
Happy Birthday To The Office Slut Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 58)

 
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 200)

 
Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 199)

 
I Love Birthdays Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 98)

 
I'd Wish You Happy Birthday If I Gave A Shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 187)

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I'm So Rich Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
Save: 50% off
  (DMT 65)

 
I've Just Seen Your Facebook Status Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
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  (DMT 66)

 
It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 99)

 
It's the Bitch's Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 35)

 
It's Your Birthday And I Order You To Get Drunk Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMA 63)

 
Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 81)

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Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 57)

 
So You Got An Education Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 117)

 
The Blind Date? Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 34)

 
Thinking of Me on Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 13)

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Urine Sample Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 110)

 
What Do You Give The Girl Who Has Everything Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 50)

 
What, It's Your Birthday! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 112)

 
Why The Long Face Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 76)

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Will Fuck For Air Miles Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 100)

 
Bitch I'm Fabulous Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 36)

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Celebrate National Bondage At Work Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMA 158)

 
Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DSS 24)

 
Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 25)

 
Dad, Youre The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 45)

 
Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 168)

 
Happy Birthday Slapper! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 42)

 
Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 07)

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I Know Your Real Age Bitch Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 144)

 
I Learned To Be A Total Diva From You Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 21)

 
I'm Simply Fabulous Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 28)

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It's Only Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 30)

 
It's Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 17)

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Life Is So Much More Fun Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 02)

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Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 26)

 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 30)

 
Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 22)

 
Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 23)

 
Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 11)

 
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 47)

 
Queen For A Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 38)

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Safe Sex? Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 20)

 
That's A Lovely Birthday Jumper Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 152)

 
That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 155)

 
Warning - This Card Is Fucking Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 157)

 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMA 167)

 
You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 19)

 
Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 42)

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I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 43)

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Happy Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMA 34)

 
Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
Save: 50% off
  (DMA 33)

 
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 47)

 
Thinking Of You Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 31)

 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
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  (DMT 25)

 
Keep Your Pecker Up Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
Save: 50% off
  (DMT 23)

 
Lie Back And Think Of England Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
Save: 50% off
  (DMT 27)

 
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
Save: 50% off
  (DMT 21)

 
Last date modified: 17th August 2017

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