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Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all better than half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

Did you know there are only 227 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 369)
 
You've Only Got Engaged! Funny Wedding Card
You've Only Got Engaged! Funny Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DRO 24)
 
Happy Birthday, But First Let Me Take A Selfie Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday, But First Let Me Take A Selfie Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 83)
 
May This Day Be Filled With Joy Travel Wallet Funny
May This Day Be Filled With Joy Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 40)
 
I Shit Rainbows Travel Wallet Rude
I Shit Rainbows Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 39)
 
50p A Snog Travel Wallet Funny
50p A Snog Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 38)
 
Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Travel Wallet Funny
Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Commute Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 37)
 
Queen Of The Fucking Universe Picture Travel Wallet Rude
Queen Of The Fucking Universe Picture Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 36)
 
Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Travel Wallet Rude
Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 35)
 
Keep Calm You're only 80 Greeting Card
Keep Calm You're only 80 Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 15)
 
Huge Stiffy Rude Valentines Card
Huge Stiffy Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 52)
 
The World is your oyster Greeting Card
The World is your oyster Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 07)
 
Keep Kinky and Carry On funny Valentines card
Keep Kinky and Carry On funny Valentines card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 12)
 
Merry Christmas And A Happy New Normal Lockdown Card
Merry Christmas And A Happy New Normal Lockdown Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMX 18)
 
The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card
The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 34)
 
Fuck Men Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Birthday Card
Fuck Men Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 51)
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 203)
 
Bernard And His Bitches Rude Fridge Magnet
Bernard And His Bitches Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 01)
 
Fuck Men, Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Fridge Magnet
Fuck Men, Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 10)
 
Dad You're A Fucking Legend Rude Fathers Day Card
Dad You're A Fucking Legend Rude Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 12)
 
Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card
Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 68)
 
Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 81)
 
Flatulent Dad Alert! Funny Fathers Day Card
Flatulent Dad Alert! Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 19)
 
What Else Can Go Wrong With 2020 Funny Birthday Card
What Else Can Go Wrong With 2020 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 426)
 
Dad I'm Sorry The Pubs Are Shut Father's Day Card
Dad I'm Sorry The Pubs Are Shut Father's Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (RAN 27)
 
The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag
The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 08)
 
I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag
I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 10)
 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 06)
 
I Like You A Lot Rude Valentines Card
I Like You A Lot Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 53)
Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
Happy Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 108)
 
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 04)
 
Have The Best Birthday Funny Card
Have The Best Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 101)
 
I Care About Your Stupid Birthday Funny Birthday Card
I Care About Your Stupid Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 364)
 
Hope I'm Getting A Blowjob Funny Valentines Card
Hope I'm Getting A Blowjob Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 33)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 352)
 
Less Exercise More Pizza Funny Birthday Card
Less Exercise More Pizza Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 141)
 
Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card
Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 343)
 
Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Rude Birthday Card
Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 340)
 
Older And Still No Wiser Funny Birthday Card
Older And Still No Wiser Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 337)
 
My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Funny Birthday Card
My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 333)
 
You've Finally Turned Into Your Mother Funny Birthday Card
You've Finally Turned Into Your Mother Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 85)
 
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 26)
 
Happy Valentine's Gay
Happy Valentine's Gay
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 33)
 
You Had Me At Let's Shag Funny Valentine's Card
You Had Me At Let's Shag Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 65)
 
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 329)
 
You Enjoy Your Avocado Funny Birthday Card
You Enjoy Your Avocado Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 323)
 
Behind Every Great Man Funny Birthday Card
Behind Every Great Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 322)
You Don't Need To Remind Me Funny Birthday Card
You Don't Need To Remind Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 134)
 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
 
Sex Me Rude Valentines Card
Sex Me Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 80)
 
Stay At Home With The Cat Funny Coaster
Stay At Home With The Cat Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 152)
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 193)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 194)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 191)
 
Here's to Another Year of Pretending I Give a Fuck Rude Birthday Card
Here's to Another Year of Pretending I Give a Fuck Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 120)
 
Do You Work Out Funny Greeting Card
Do You Work Out Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 304)
 
Squad Goals Funny Greeting Card
Squad Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 298)
 
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 200)
 
Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 205)
 
I Really Really Really Really Really Love You Funny Valentine's Card
I Really Really Really Really Really Love You Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 35)
 
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 113)
 
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
I'm Too Cheap to Buy a Present Funny Birthday Card
I'm Too Cheap to Buy a Present Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 04)
 
Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card
Holy Fuck Wow Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 02)
 
Wanna Netflix and Chill Funny Birthday Card
Wanna Netflix and Chill Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (GUM 01)
 
Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card
Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 106)
 
I Love Your Big Cock Rude Valentines Card
I Love Your Big Cock Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 90)
 
Wanna Netflix and Chill? Funny Valentines Card
Wanna Netflix and Chill? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 86)
 
Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card
Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 281)
 
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 268)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
Polite Notice. No Pokemon Inside This Card Funny Birthday
Polite Notice. No Pokemon Inside This Card Funny Birthday
£2.50  £0.50  (GUM 06)
 
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 276)
 
OMG! I'm So Excited it's Your Birthday Funny Card
OMG! I'm So Excited it's Your Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 103)
Beautiful Needy Princess That I Am Funny Birthday Card
Beautiful Needy Princess That I Am Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 102)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
Epic Dad Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card
Epic Dad Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 27)
 
Dads Kick Ass Funny Fathers Day Card
Dads Kick Ass Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 25)
 
Have A Dadtastic Day Funny Fathers Day Card
Have A Dadtastic Day Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 23)
 
Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Funny Fathers Day Card
Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 22)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card
Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 25)
 
Mum, Thanks For Not Being Embarrassing On Facebook Card
Mum, Thanks For Not Being Embarrassing On Facebook Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 24)
 
Happy Wine Day Funny Mothers Day Card
Happy Wine Day Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 22)
 
You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 20)
 
Wine! Because Mum Decided To Have Kids Funny Mothers Day Card
Wine! Because Mum Decided To Have Kids Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 14)
 
Epic Beer Stuff Funny Coaster
Epic Beer Stuff Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 136)
 
Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Funny Coaster
Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 135)
 
You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Card
You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 73)
 
Holy Shit! You're Gorgeous Rude Valentines Card
Holy Shit! You're Gorgeous Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 71)
 
Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card
Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 70)
 
Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Funny Valentines Card
Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 69)
 
I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Funny Valentines Card
I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 66)
 
I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Funny Birthday Card
I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 241)
 
Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card
Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 240)
 
Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card
Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 239)
 
My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card
My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 238)
 
Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card
Mums - They're Always Right Even When They're Wrong Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 228)
 
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 227)
 
Help! Please Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
Help! Please Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 226)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Funny Birthday Card
You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 93)
 
World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Funny Coaster
World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 129)
 
I Shit Rainbows Rude Coaster
I Shit Rainbows Rude Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 122)
It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere Funny Birthday Card
It's Somebody's Birthday Somewhere Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 222)
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Funny Birthday Card
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 218)
 
Coffee Slut Funny Coaster
Coffee Slut Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 110)
 
I Do Love A Pint Of Gin Funny Coaster
I Do Love A Pint Of Gin Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 109)
 
And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Card
And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 88)
 
Happy Birthday To My Sexy Hunk Of A Husband Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday To My Sexy Hunk Of A Husband Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DRO 15)
Well Done You Massive Swot Funny Congratulations Card
Well Done You Massive Swot Funny Congratulations Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DRO 07)
 
OMG! You Girls Are So Cute Together Funny Gay Wedding Card
OMG! You Girls Are So Cute Together Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DRO 06)
 
I Love Your Bush - It's So 70's Funny Valentines Card
I Love Your Bush - It's So 70's Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 64)
 
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 62)
You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card
You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 61)
 
Hello Gorgeous - Fancy A Shag? Funny Valentines Card
Hello Gorgeous - Fancy A Shag? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 59)
 
I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Funny Valentines Card
I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 58)
 
It Won't Suck Itself Funny Valentines Card
It Won't Suck Itself Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 57)
 
I Love You Funny Valentines Card
I Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 55)
 
I Love You Like A Slapper Loves Cock Funny Valentines Card
I Love You Like A Slapper Loves Cock Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 51)
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 50)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Coaster
Mums Kick Ass Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 108)
 
Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Funny Coaster
Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 103)
 
Mother Knows Best Funny Coaster
Mother Knows Best Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 101)
 
Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Funny Coaster
Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 99)
 
Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card
Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 19)
 
OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card
OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 18)
 
Mother Knows Best. Dad Knows Bugger All Funny Mothers Day Card
Mother Knows Best. Dad Knows Bugger All Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 17)
 
Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card
Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 16)
 
Thanks Dad For Not Being Knobhead Funny Fathers Day Card
Thanks Dad For Not Being Knobhead Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 13)
 
Dad You're The Dogs Funny Fathers Day Card
Dad You're The Dogs Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 11)
 
Shake Your Maracas Mum Funny Birthday Card
Shake Your Maracas Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 192)
 
Beer Maketh The Man Funny Coaster
Beer Maketh The Man Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 96)
 
Do I Need An Excuse For Champagne? Funny Coaster
Do I Need An Excuse For Champagne? Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 95)
 
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 79)
 
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 78)
 
Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card
Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 188)
 
I'd Wish You Happy Birthday If I Gave A Shit Rude Birthday Card
I'd Wish You Happy Birthday If I Gave A Shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 187)
 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 185)
 
Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Rude Fathers Day Card
Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Rude Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 10)
 
Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All My Shit Rude Fathers Day Card
Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All My Shit Rude Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 09)
 
Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Funny Fathers Day Card
Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 08)
 
Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Funny Mothers Day Card
Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 10)
 
Look Who's All Grown Up! Funny Birthday Card
Look Who's All Grown Up! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 77)
 
Whatever Cat Funny Birthday Card
Whatever Cat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 74)
I Love My Gorgeous Girlfriend Funny Valentines Card
I Love My Gorgeous Girlfriend Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 43)
 
I Love My Brilliant Boyfriend Funny Valentines Card
I Love My Brilliant Boyfriend Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 42)
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 36)
 
You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Funny Valentines Card
You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 32)
 
Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card
Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 30)
 
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 84)
 
Time For A Brew Funny Coaster
Time For A Brew Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 80)
 
Coffee Slut Funny Coaster
Coffee Slut Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 73)
 
I Think It's Time For Champagne Funny Coaster
I Think It's Time For Champagne Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 71)
 
I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card
I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 70)
 
Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card
Mum, Could You Be Any More Amazing Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 174)
 
People Say This Card Is Rude. I Say Fuck'em! Rude Birthday Card
People Say This Card Is Rude. I Say Fuck'em! Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 170)
 
Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 168)
 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
Today Is All About You Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
Today Is All About You Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
£3.75  £2.00  (DMW 26)
 
Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
Have A Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£3.75  £2.00  (DMW 24)
 
Congratulations On The Big Day Funny Birthday Card
Congratulations On The Big Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 62)
 
Butch Man Card Funny Birthday Card
Butch Man Card Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 57)
 
Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card
Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 55)
 
Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card
Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 54)
 
I Haven't Lost My Keys Funny Keyring
I Haven't Lost My Keys Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 42)
 
Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring
Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 41)
 
I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring
I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 40)
 
I Love Your Hair Funny Birthday Card
I Love Your Hair Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 116)
 
I Totally Deserve This Drink Funny Coaster
I Totally Deserve This Drink Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 69)
 
Totes Amazeballs Funny Coaster
Totes Amazeballs Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 68)
 
I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Funny Birthday Card
I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DME 48)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card
Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 42)
 
Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card
Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 41)
 
That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card
That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 155)
 
I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card
I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 43)
 
Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card
Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 42)
 
You're As Old As The Man You Feel Funny Birthday Card
You're As Old As The Man You Feel Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 38)
 
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Funny Travel Wallet
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Funny Travel Wallet
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 34)
 
Fuck Trains (and Buses) Travel Wallet Rude
Fuck Trains (and Buses) Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 33)
 
Champagne Is The Answer Travel Wallet Funny
Champagne Is The Answer Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 31)
You Should The Length Of My Commute Travel Wallet Funny
You Should The Length Of My Commute Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 30)
 
I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Travel Wallet Funny
I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 28)
 
You Would Not Believe Travel Wallet Funny
You Would Not Believe Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 25)
 
Gay Is The New Black Travel Wallet Funny
Gay Is The New Black Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 26)
 
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 27)
 
I Really Love Your Smile Funny Valentines Card
I Really Love Your Smile Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 21)
 
I Love You You Big Knob Head Funny Valentines Card
I Love You You Big Knob Head Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 16)
 
I'm So Rich Funny Coaster
I'm So Rich Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 65)
 
There's Only One Thing To Do Funny Coaster
There's Only One Thing To Do Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 55)
 
Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card
Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 90)
 
Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 25)
 
Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Funny Birthday Card
Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 24)
 
Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card
Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 23)
 
Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card
Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 22)
 
I Learned To Be A Total Diva From You Funny Birthday Card
I Learned To Be A Total Diva From You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 21)
 
Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 20)
 
You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card
You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 19)
 
Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Funny Birthday Card
Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 11)
 
Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 07)
 
Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card
Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 01)
 
Happy Birthday Knob Head Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Knob Head Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 147)
 
That's Right, I'm Pissed Funny Fridge Magnet
That's Right, I'm Pissed Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 83)
 
I'm So Rich Funny Fridge Magnet
I'm So Rich Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 81)
 
Mrs And Mrs Funny Gay Wedding Card
Mrs And Mrs Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 85)
 
Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card
Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 84)
 
Mr And Mrs Funny Wedding Card
Mr And Mrs Funny Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 83)
Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card
Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 79)
 
You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card
You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
I Bloody Love Being Queen Travel Wallet Funny
I Bloody Love Being Queen Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 27)
 
It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card
It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 58)
 
Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 57)
 
Happy Birthday To A Great Daughter Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday To A Great Daughter Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 71)
 
Best Teacher Funny Greeting Card
Thankyou for Being The Best Teacher
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 69)
When Life Gives You Lemons Funny Greeting Card
When Life Gives You Lemons Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 67)
Put Your Feet Up Dad Funny Greeting Card
Put Your Feet Up Dad Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 65)
 
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 47)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Shopping Funny Greeting Card
Keep Calm And Carry On Shopping Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 25)
 
I Love You More Than Justin Bieber Funny Valentines Card
I Love You More Than Justin Bieber Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 09)
 
Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card
Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 03)
 
I Love London Travel Wallet Funny
I Love London Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 24)
 
It Must Be True Travel Wallet Funny
It Must Be True Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 23)
 
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Travel Wallet Funny
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 22)
 
Follow Me On Twitter Travel Wallet Funny
Follow Me On Twitter Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 21)
 
Keep Calm And Suck Cock Travel Wallet Funny
Keep Calm And Suck Cock Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 20)
 
Save Water Drink Wine Travel Wallet Funny
Save Water Drink Wine Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 19)
 
Save Water Drink Champagne Travel Wallet Funny
Save Water Drink Champagne Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 18)
 
Let's Get Twatted Rude Fridge Magnet
Let's Get Twatted Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 58)
 
The More I Know Men Funny Fridge Magnet
The More I Know Men Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 54)
 
You Big Man Whore Funny Coaster
You Big Man Whore Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 42)
 
Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster
Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 37)
 
60 Glorious Years Funny Greeting Card
60 Glorious Years Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 20)
 
Save Water Drink Champagne Funny Birthday Card
Save Water Drink Champagne Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 54)
 
To The Best Mum In The World Funny Birthday Card
To The Best Mum In The World Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 53)
 
Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card
Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 52)
 
Fuck Bollocks Wank Travel Wallet Rude
Fuck Bollocks Wank Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 16)
 
Golf Sale Travel Wallet Funny
Golf Sale Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 15)
 
Baby On Board Travel Wallet Funny
Baby On Board Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 14)
 
I Love My Commute Travel Wallet Funny
I Love My Commute Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 13)
 
Happy Birthday You Big Girls Blouse Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday You Big Girls Blouse Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 123)
 
Best Wishes To The Birthday Girl Funny Birthday Card
Best Wishes To The Birthday Girl Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 46)
My Dad Is The Best Funny Birthday Card
My Dad Is The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 37)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 70 Funny Greeting Card
Keep Calm You're Only 70 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 14)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 60 Funny Greeting Card
Keep Calm You're Only 60 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 13)
Random Everyday Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack
Random Everyday Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99  (MUL 06)
 
Let Me Put You On Hold Funny Birthday Card
Let Me Put You On Hold Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 38)
 
Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny
Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 05)
 
Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny
Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 03)
 
Fantastic 30 Funny Birthday Card
Fantastic 30 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMN 01)
 
I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card
I Used To Believe In True Love Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 109)
 
I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Birthday Card
I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 104)
 
It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card
It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMZ 99)
 
Happy Birthday And Have A Tipple Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday And Have A Tipple Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 34)
 
Shut Up And Deal With It Travel Wallet Funny
Shut Up And Deal With It Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 12)
 
The World Is Your Oyster Blue Travel Wallet Funny
The World Is Your Oyster Blue Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 08)
 
I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Coaster
I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 33)
 
Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Funny Coaster
Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 29)
 
Keep Calm And Have A Cuppa Funny Coaster
Keep Calm And Have A Cuppa Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 28)
 
Union Jack Pink Travel Wallet Funny
Union Jack Pink Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 06)
 
Union Jack Blue Travel Wallet Funny
Union Jack Blue Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 05)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 40 Funny Greeting Card
Keep Calm You're Only 40 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 10)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
Happy Birthday Tinsel Tits Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Tinsel Tits Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 108)
 
I'm Fabulous So Fuck Off Travel Wallet Rude
I'm Fabulous So Fuck Off Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 04)
 
I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Travel Wallet Funny
I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 03)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Travel Wallet Funny
Keep Calm And Carry On Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 01)
 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 30)
 
Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Funny Keyring
Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 34)
 
The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring
The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 33)
 
Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Funny Keyring
Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 29)
 
Fuck The Environment! Lets Have A Beer Instead Rude Keyring
Fuck The Environment! Lets Have A Beer Instead Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 27)
 
Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring
Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 26)
 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 21)
 
Keep Calm & Carry On Funny Coaster
Keep Calm & Carry On Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 19)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
£3.75  £2.00  (DMW 16)
 
Jet Set Slapper Funny Fridge Magnet
Jet Set Slapper Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 43)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Fridge Magnet
Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 42)
 
Buggery Stop It! It's Dirty! Funny Birthday Card
Buggery Stop It! It's Dirty! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 74)
 
Random Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack
Random Christmas Funny Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99  (MUL 03)
 
Be Fabulous Darling! Break A Leg You Ponce! Funny Greeting Card
Be Fabulous Darling! Break A Leg You Ponce! Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break05)
 
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break 04)
 
Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card
Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break03)
 
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (Break02)
 
My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring
My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 18)
 
Fuck This Global Warming Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet
Fuck This Global Warming Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 38)
 
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 07)
 
Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet
Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 26)
 
Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring
Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 05)
 
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 
I Love Gays Funny Keyring
I Love Gays Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 16)
 
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 14)
 
Jack Suggests Anal Funny Birthday Card
Jack Suggests Anal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 92)
Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring
Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 15)
 
This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring
This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 09)
 
This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring
This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 06)
 
You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring
You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 07)
 
You Big Wanker Rude Keyring
You Big Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 11)
 
You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring
You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 12)
 
Last date modified: 16th April 2021