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Half Price Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

Did you know there are only 125 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Blah Blah Happy Birthday Blah Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMR 10)

 
Congratrulations to a Couple of Fine Fillies Gay Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMC 10)

 
Congratulations to a Couple of Handsome Gents Gay Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMC 11)

 
Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DAD 08)

 
Dad You're My Hero Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DAD 05)

 
Fuck Love Let's Shag Rude Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 46)

 
Happy Beer Day Funny Fathers Day Card
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  (DAD 18)

 
Happy Birthday Cocksucker Rude Birthday Card
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  (DMR 12)

 
Happy Blow Job Day Funny Valentines Card
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  (DMV 63)

 
Happy Father's Day To The Big Man Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DAD 04)

 
Hello Gorgeous - Fancy A Shag? Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 59)

 
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 50)

 
I Love My Brilliant Boyfriend Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 42)

 
I Love My Gorgeous Girlfriend|new Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 43)

 
I Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 55)

 
I Love You Like A Slapper Loves Cock Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 51)

 
I Love You Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (MUM 06)

 
I Love You So Very Fucking Much Rude Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 40)

 
I Love You You Big Bell End Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 49)

 
I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Funny Valentines Card
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  (DMV 66)

 
I love Your Willy Funny Valentines Cards
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  (DMV 15)

 
I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 58)

 
Let's Get You Out Of That Dress Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 41)

 
Mum You Were Right About Everything Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (MUM 01)

 
Nice Beaver Funny Valentines Card
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  (DMV 31)

 
Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card
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  (DMV 30)

 
Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (MUM 09)

 
Sex, I'd Rather Have a Cup of Tea Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 24)

 
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
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  (DMV 62)

 
Stop Giving Me That Sex Look Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 85)

 
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
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  (DMV 36)

 
You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card
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  (DMV 61)

 
You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Funny Valentines Card
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  (DMV 32)

 
You're Totally 21 Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMN 09)

 
All I Need Is Coffee And Free Wifi Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
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  (DMT 63)

 
And For A Second There I Gave A Fuck Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 80)

 
Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMP 01)

 
Can We Have Sex Now Please? Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 68)

 
Celebrate Your Own Fucking Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 40)

 
Discount Booze Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 90)

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Fancy A Spit Roast Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 209)

 
Fantastic 30 Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMN 01)

 
Fuck Men Just Give Me Fabulous Shoes Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 51)

 
Get Well Soon, That's An Order! Funny Get Well Soon Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 65)

 
Happy Birthday Dad Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMN 06)

 
Happy Birthday Slut of the Skies Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMA 52)

 
Happy Birthday Tightarse Rude Birthday Card
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  (DMA 49)

 
Happy Birthday To The Office Slut Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 58)

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Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 200)

 
Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 199)

 
Happy Valentines Donkey Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 24)

 
How's Your Drink? Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 64)

 
I Love Birthdays Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 98)

 
I Really Love Your Smile Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 21)

 
I'd Wish You Happy Birthday If I Gave A Shit Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 187)

 
I'm So Rich Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
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  (DMT 65)

 
I've Just Seen Your Facebook Status Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
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  (DMT 66)

 
It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 99)

 
It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 58)

 
It's the Bitch's Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 35)

 
It's Your Birthday And I Order You To Get Drunk Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 63)

 
Nifty 50 Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMN 03)

 
OMG! You're 18 Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMN 08)

 
Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 81)

 
Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 57)

 
Rub One Out Instead Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMU 72)

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So You Got An Education Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 117)

 
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 27)

 
Super Duper 60 Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMN 04)

 
Sweet 16 Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMN 07)

 
The Blind Date? Funny Birthday Card
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  (DMZ 34)

 
The Last Cock I Had Was This Big Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 63)

 
Thinking of Me on Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 13)

 
Tony Loved Chilling With His Bitches Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 114)

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Urine Sample Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 110)

 
What Do You Give The Girl Who Has Everything Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 50)

 
What, It's Your Birthday! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMZ 112)

 
Why The Long Face Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 76)

 
Will Fuck For Air Miles Rude Birthday Card
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  (DMZ 100)

 
You're Worth Much More Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 18)

 
Your Hole Is My Goal Funny Valentines Card
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  (DMV 17)

 
Bitch I'm Fabulous Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 36)

 
Celebrate National Bondage At Work Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 158)

 
Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 24)

 
Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 25)

 
Dad, Youre The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 45)

 
Fancy Some Sexy Time Funny Valentines Card
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  (DMV 11)

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Get You Out Of Those Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 04)

 
Happy Birthday Babe Funny Birthday Card
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  (DME 12)

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Happy Birthday Big Bollocks Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 114)

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Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 168)

 
Happy Birthday Dad Funny Birthday Card
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  (DME 25)

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Happy Birthday Slapper! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 42)

 
Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 07)

 
Have An Epic Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 154)

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I Know Your Real Age Bitch Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 144)

 
I Learned To Be A Total Diva From You Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 21)

 
I Love You Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMR 28)

 
I Love Your Moustache Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 162)

 
I Wouldn't Upgrade You Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 17)

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I'm Simply Fabulous Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 28)

 
It's Only Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 30)

 
It's Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 17)

 
Let's Hope This Birthday Isn't Another Drunken Clusterfuck Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 03)

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Life Is So Much More Fun Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 02)

 
Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 26)

 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 30)

 
Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 22)

 
Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 23)

 
Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 20)

 
Now Do I Get That Shag? Funny Valentines Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMV 02)

 
Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 11)

 
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 47)

 
Queen For A Day Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DME 38)

 
Safe Sex? Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 20)

 
That's A Lovely Birthday Jumper Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 152)

 
That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 155)

 
Warning - This Card Is Fucking Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 157)

 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 167)

 
You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 19)

 
Your Age Is No Laughing Matter Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 171)

 
Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 42)

 
I'm A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 39)

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I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DSS 43)

 
Thank You Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMU 03)

 
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMC 04)

 
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMC 03)

 
Happy Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 34)

 
Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 33)

 
Hope Your Day Is Just As Fabulous Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMC 05)

 
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 47)

 
Thinking Of You Funny Birthday Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMA 31)

 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.00  £1.00
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  (DMC 06)

 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
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  (DMT 25)

 
Keep Your Pecker Up Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
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  (DMT 23)

 
Lie Back And Think Of England Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
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  (DMT 27)

 
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster
£2.50  £1.25
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  (DMT 21)

 
Last date modified: 17th August 2017

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