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Better Than Half Price Greeting Card and Gifts Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all better than half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

Did you know there are only 294 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

Swear Words In My Vocabulary Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 381)
 
Is There Cake Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 370)
 
They're Happy Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 369)
 
Nice Cock Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 28)
 
Happy Ducking Birthday Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 84)
 
I Shit Rainbows Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 39)
 
50p A Snog Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 38)
 
Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 35)
 
Huge Stiffy Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 52)
 
The World is your oyster Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 07)
 
Keep Kinky and Carry On funny Valentines card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 12)
 
The Blind Date Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMZ 34)
 
Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 203)
 
Bernard And His Bitches Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 01)
 
Can We Have Sex Now Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 68)
 
Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 81)
 
Flatulent Dad Alert! Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 19)
 
The Sky Is The Limit Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 08)
 
I Wouldn't Upgrade You Luggage Tag
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 10)
 
Hello! Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (EMP 02)
 
To A Fabulous Couple Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMC 06)
 
I Like You A Lot Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 53)
 
Vacuous Airhead Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 143)
 
Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 201)
 
Best Wishes Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMC 04)
 
Have The Best Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 101)
 
Hope I'm Getting A Blowjob Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 33)
 
You're A Twat Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 352)
 
Drunk And Disorderly Funny Father's Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 348)
 
Less Exercise More Pizza Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 141)
 
Totes Masc Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 343)
 
Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 340)
 
Older And Still No Wiser Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 337)
 
My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 333)
 
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 26)
 
Happy Valentine's Gay
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 33)
 
You Had Me At Let's Shag Funny Valentine's Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 65)
 
Life Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 330)
Birthday On Fleek Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 329)
 
You Enjoy Your Avocado Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 323)
 
Behind Every Great Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 322)
 
You Don't Need To Remind Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 134)
 
Mummy Doesn't Have A Favourite Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 126)
 
Mother's Ruined Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 306)
 
Sex Me Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 80)
 
Stay At Home With The Cat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 320)
 
Stay At Home With The Cat Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 152)
Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 193)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Drink Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 194)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 191)
 
Do You Work Out Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 304)
 
Squad Goals Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 298)
 
Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 200)
 
Dads Kick Ass Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 205)
 
Anyone For Tennis - I Mean Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 116)
 
Bro Do You Even Lift Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 113)
 
Happy Fucking Brexit Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 291)
 
More Gin Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 285)
 
Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 106)
 
I Love Your Big Cock Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 90)
 
Wanna Netflix and Chill? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 86)
 
Dad, You've Got This Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 281)
 
Mum, It's Time For Wine Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 268)
 
The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 263)
 
Happy Birthday Bae Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 272)
 
I'm Too Busy Catching Pokemon Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 276)
 
OMG! I'm So Excited it's Your Birthday Funny Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 103)
 
I'm Not Gay but £20 is £20 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 253)
 
No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 250)
 
Epic Dad Stuff Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 27)
 
Dads Kick Ass Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 25)
 
Have A Dadtastic Day Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 23)
 
You The Dad Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DAD 20)
Mums Kick Ass Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 25)
 
You The Mum Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 20)
 
Epic Beer Stuff Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 136)
 
Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 135)
 
You Sexy Beast Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 73)
 
Holy Shit! You're Gorgeous Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 71)
 
Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 70)
 
Can I Be Your Big Spoon? Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 69)
 
Beer I Love You! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 240)
 
Dad You're A Legend! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 239)
 
My Dad Is Awesome! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 238)
 
Behind Every Great Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 227)
 
Help! Please Send Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 226)
 
Mum Thanks For Not Being Live Everyone Else Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 225)
 
World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 129)
 
I Shit Rainbows Rude Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 122)
Coffee Slut Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 110)
 
I Do Love A Pint Of Gin Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 109)
 
Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 62)
You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 61)
 
It Won't Suck Itself Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 57)
 
I Love You Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 55)
 
Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 50)
 
Mums Kick Ass Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 108)
 
Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 103)
 
Mother Knows Best Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 101)
 
Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 99)
 
Mum You're So Perfect Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 19)
 
OMFG! My Mum Is Amazing Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £0.50  (MUM 18)
 
Mother You Made Me Funny Mothers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (MUM 16)
 
OMFG! My Dad Is Amazing Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 14)
 
Dad You're The Dogs Funny Fathers Day Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DAD 11)
 
Wine Wine Wine All Mine Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 98)
 
Beer Maketh The Man Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 96)
 
Do I Need An Excuse For Champagne? Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 95)
 
Beer Wine Tequila Vodka Gin Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 93)
 
Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 79)
 
Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 78)
 
Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 188)
 
Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 185)
 
Look Who's All Grown Up! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 77)
 
Why The Long Face Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 76)
 
Whatever Cat Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 74)
To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 36)
 
Nice Pussy Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 30)
 
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 84)
 
Time For A Brew Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 80)
 
Coffee Slut Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 73)
 
I Think It's Time For Champagne Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 71)
 
I Deserve A Bloody Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 70)
 
Happy Birthday Clever Cloggs Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMA 168)
 
While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 167)
 
Today Is All About You Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
£3.75  £2.00  (DMW 26)
Butch Man Card Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 57)
 
Happy Bday Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 55)
 
Happy Bday Dad Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 54)
 
I Haven't Lost My Keys Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 42)
 
Champagne Is The Answer Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 41)
 
I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 40)
 
I Totally Deserve This Drink Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 69)
 
Totes Amazeballs Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 68)
 
Mum, You Deserve A Medal Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 42)
 
Mum, Have A Drink Or Ten Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DME 41)
 
I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 43)
 
Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 42)
 
Fuck Trains (and Buses) Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 33)
 
I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 28)
 
You Would Not Believe Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 25)
 
Gay Is The New Black Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 26)
 
Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 27)
 
I Really Love Your Smile Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 21)
 
I'm So Rich Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 65)
 
There's Only One Thing To Do Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 55)
 
Save Water Drink Champagne Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
£3.75  £2.00  (DMW 23)
 
Simply The Best Mum Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 91)
Mum In A Million Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 90)
 
Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 26)
 
Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 25)
 
Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 20)
 
You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DSS 19)
 
Today Is All About You Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DSS 01)
 
That's Right, I'm Pissed Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 83)
 
I'm So Rich Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 81)
 
Mrs And Mrs Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 85)
 
Mr And Mr Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 84)
 
Mr And Mrs Funny Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 83)
Top Marks To A Great Teacher Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 79)
 
You Would Not Believe Rude Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 137)
 
I Bloody Love Being Queen Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 27)
 
It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 58)
 
Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 57)
 
Happy Birthday To A Great Son Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 72)
 
Best Teacher Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 69)
Put Your Feet Up Dad Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 65)
 
Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 47)
 
Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 03)
 
I Love London Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 24)
 
It Must Be True Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 23)
 
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 22)
 
Follow Me On Twitter Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 21)
 
Keep Calm And Suck Cock Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 20)
 
Save Water Drink Wine Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 19)
 
Save Water Drink Champagne Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 18)
 
Let's Get Twatted Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 58)
 
The More I Know Men Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 54)
 
You Big Man Whore Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 42)
 
Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 37)
 
60 Glorious Years Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 20)
 
When In Doubt Brew Up Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 55)
 
Save Water Drink Champagne Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 54)
 
To The Best Mum In The World Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 53)
 
Put Your Feet Up Mum Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 52)
 
Fuck Bollocks Wank Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 16)
 
Golf Sale Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 15)
 
Baby On Board Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 14)
 
I Love My Commute Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 13)
 
My Dad Is The Best Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 37)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 70 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 14)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 60 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 13)
Let Me Put You On Hold Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMU 38)
 
Queen Of The F***ing Universe Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 05)
 
Union Jack Luggage Tag Funny
£7.00  £1.50  (LUG 03)
 
Fantastic 30 Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMN 01)
 
Say I Do And Tie The Knot Funny Wedding Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 31)
Shut Up And Deal With It Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 12)
 
The World Is Your Oyster Blue Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 08)
 
OMFG!!! Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 34)
Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 29)
 
Keep Calm And Have A Cuppa Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 28)
 
Union Jack Pink Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 06)
 
Union Jack Blue Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 05)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 40 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 10)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
Keep Calm You're Only 30 Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (KEEP 09)
 
I'm Fabulous So Fuck Off Travel Wallet Rude
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 04)
 
I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 03)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Travel Wallet Funny
£2.50  £0.50  (DMO 01)
 
Maybe, Just Maybe Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 30)
 
The Queen Of Gossip Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 33)
 
Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 29)
 
Jet Set Slapper Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 26)
 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 21)
 
Shut Up And Deal With It Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £0.50  (DMS 17)
 
Keep Calm & Carry On Funny Coaster
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 19)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap X 3 Sheets
£3.75  £2.00  (DMW 16)
 
Jet Set Slapper Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 43)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 42)
 
Buggery  Stop It! It's Dirty! Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 74)
 
Drama Queen Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break 04)
 
Have A Great Opening Night Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break03)
 
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Funny Greeting Card
£2.50  £1.00  (Break02)
 
My Carbon Footprint Is Bigger Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 18)
 
Congratulations Funny Gay Wedding Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMC 07)
 
Fuck This Domestic Godess Bullshit Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 05)
 
I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card
£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 47)
 
I Love Gays Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 16)
 
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 14)
 
Slut Of The Skies Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 15)
 
This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 09)
 
This Season Go Gay Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 06)
 
You Big Rug Muncher Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 07)
 
You Big Wanker Rude Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 22)
 
You Big Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 11)
 
You Too Can Be A Wanker Rude Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 12)
 
Last date modified: 18th June 2020