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Half Price Sale

Here is a selection of our everyday greetings cards and gifts, and they are all half price! So grab yourself a cheap greeting card, and check back regularly as we are always updating the selection available.

We've also lots of Fridge Magnets in the half price sale too. These can be found on our main Fridge Magnet page.

Did you know there are only 9 shopping days left until Christmas? You may want to look at our Half Price Christmas Cards and Gifts selection.

All I Need Is Coffee And Wifi Funny Birthday Card

All I Need Is Coffee And Wifi Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (EMP 01)

Blah Blah Happy Birthday Blah Funny Birthday Card

Blah Blah Happy Birthday Blah Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMR 10)

Bored. Please Send Wine Funny Greeting Card

Bored. Please Send Wine Funny Greeting Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 318)

Dad Could You Be Any More Amazing? Funny Fathers Day Card

Dad Could You Be Any More Amazing? Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DAD 06)

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Funny Fathers Day Card

Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DAD 08)

Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All My Shit Rude Fathers Day Card

Dad Thanks For Putting Up With All My Shit Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DAD 09)

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Rude Fathers Day Card

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Rude Fathers Day Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DAD 12)

Dad You're My Hero Funny Fathers Day Card

Dad You're My Hero Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DAD 05)

Happy Beer Day Funny Fathers Day Card

Happy Beer Day Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DAD 18)

Happy Birthday To Me Rude Birthday Card

Happy Birthday To Me Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 115)

Happy Birthday To The Cabin Crew Queen

Happy Birthday To The Cabin Crew Queen

£2.00 £1.00 (DMR 18)

Happy Father's Day To The Big Man Funny Fathers Day Card

Happy Father's Day To The Big Man Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DAD 04)

I Hope Your Birthday Involves Copious Amounts of Alcohol Funny Birthday Card

I Hope Your Birthday Involves Copious Amounts of Alcohol Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 112)

I Love My Brilliant Boyfriend Funny Valentines Card

I Love My Brilliant Boyfriend Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 42)

I Love My Gorgeous Girlfriend Funny Valentines Card

I Love My Gorgeous Girlfriend Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 43)

I Love You Dad You Old Fart Funny Fathers Day Card

I Love You Dad You Old Fart Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DAD 07)

I Really Really Really Really Really Love You Funny Valentine's Card

I Really Really Really Really Really Love You Funny Valentine's Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 35)

I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card

I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Funny Valentine's Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 26)

I'm So Bored Of Your Shenanigans Funny Birthday Card

I'm So Bored Of Your Shenanigans Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 130)

Let's Get You Out Of That Dress Funny Valentines Card

Let's Get You Out Of That Dress Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 41)

Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card

Let's Make Sex Faces Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 70)

Love To Get Acquainted With Your Willy Funny Valentines Card

Love To Get Acquainted With Your Willy Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 38)

Nice Beaver Funny Valentines Card

Nice Beaver Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 31)

OMFG! My Dad Is Amazing Funny Fathers Day Card

OMFG! My Dad Is Amazing Funny Fathers Day Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DAD 14)

Sex Lube Porn Poppers Cock Funny Birthday Card

Sex Lube Porn Poppers Cock Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMR 14)

To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card

To My Awesome Valentine Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 36)

Yes You're A Knobhead Funny Valentines Card

Yes You're A Knobhead Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 10)

You Had Me At Let's Shag Funny Valentine's Card

You Had Me At Let's Shag Funny Valentine's Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 65)

You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Funny Birthday Card

You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 93)

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Funny Valentines Card

You're My Totes Amazeballs Valentine Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 32)

All I Need Is Coffee And Free Wifi Funny Coaster

All I Need Is Coffee And Free Wifi Funny Coaster

£2.50 £1.25 (DMT 63)

And For A Second There I Gave A Fuck Rude Birthday Card

And For A Second There I Gave A Fuck Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 80)

And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Funny Birthday Card

And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 88)

Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card

Birthday Boy Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMP 01)

Enjoy Your Birthday - You'll Be Forgotten Tomorrow Funny Birthday Card

Enjoy Your Birthday - You'll Be Forgotten Tomorrow Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 208)

Facebook Told You, Didn't It... Funny Birthday Card

Facebook Told You, Didn't It... Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 98)

Fancy A Spit Roast Funny Birthday Card

Fancy A Spit Roast Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 209)

Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card

Fuck Your Birthday Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 203)

Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card

Get A Fucking Grip Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 185)

Ha Ha! Ha Ha! Ha Ha! You're Old! Funny Birthday Card

Ha Ha! Ha Ha! Ha Ha! You're Old! Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 214)

Happy Birthday - Let's Fuck This Shit Up Rude Birthday Card

Happy Birthday - Let's Fuck This Shit Up Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 217)

Happy Birthday Slut of the Skies Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Slut of the Skies Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 52)

Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday To You Man Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 200)

Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday To You Woman Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 199)

Happy Birthday You Old Slapper Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Old Slapper Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 182)

Happy Birthday! Okay, Now Back To Me. Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday! Okay, Now Back To Me. Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMZ 113)

Happy Blow Job Day Funny Valentines Card

Happy Blow Job Day Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 63)

Hello Gorgeous - Fancy A Shag? Funny Valentines Card

Hello Gorgeous - Fancy A Shag? Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 59)

Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card

Hello Sexy Pants Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 50)

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card

Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 78)

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 196)

I Bloody Love Being Queen Funny Birthday Card

I Bloody Love Being Queen Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 56)

I Hope This Card Finds You Well Funny Birthday Card

I Hope This Card Finds You Well Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 248)

I Love Birthdays Funny Birthday Card

I Love Birthdays Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMZ 98)

I Love You Funny Valentines Card

I Love You Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 55)

I Love You Like A Slapper Loves Cock Funny Valentines Card

I Love You Like A Slapper Loves Cock Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 51)

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Funny Valentines Card

I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 66)

I Really Love You You're A Great Shag! Funny Valentines Card

I Really Love You You're A Great Shag! Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 54)

I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Funny Valentines Card

I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 58)

I'm So Rich Funny Coaster

I'm So Rich Funny Coaster

£2.50 £1.25 (DMT 65)

I've Just Seen Your Facebook Status Funny Coaster

I've Just Seen Your Facebook Status Funny Coaster

£2.50 £1.25 (DMT 66)

It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card

It Takes A Lot Of Effort To Gossip This Much Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMZ 99)

It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card

It's All About Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 58)

It's Your Birthday And I Order You To Get Drunk Funny Birthday Card

It's Your Birthday And I Order You To Get Drunk Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 63)

It's Your Birthday And You're Old. Next Funny Birthday Card

It's Your Birthday And You're Old. Next Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 86)

Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card

Let's Get Trollied By Lunchtime Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 106)

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

Mums, It's How We Roll Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 193)

Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card

Never Become Boring Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 188)

No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card

No Really... I Don't a Shit Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 250)

Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card

Ooh Nice Package Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 81)

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card

Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 79)

Pull On Your Best Slacks Funny Birthday Card

Pull On Your Best Slacks Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 184)

Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card

Right Royal Knees Up Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 57)

Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card

Slushy Romantic Card Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 62)

So You Got An Education Funny Birthday Card

So You Got An Education Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMZ 117)

Stressed? Have A Wank Rude Birthday Card

Stressed? Have A Wank Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 211)

Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card

Suck My Dick Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 27)

The Blind Date? Funny Birthday Card

The Blind Date? Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMZ 34)

Urine Sample Funny Birthday Card

Urine Sample Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMZ 110)

What, It's Your Birthday! Funny Birthday Card

What, It's Your Birthday! Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMZ 112)

Why The Long Face Funny Birthday Card

Why The Long Face Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 76)

Will Fuck For Air Miles Rude Birthday Card

Will Fuck For Air Miles Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMZ 100)

You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card

You Sexy Mother Fucker Rude Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 61)

You're Worth Much More Funny Valentines Card

You're Worth Much More Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 18)

You're Young - It's Okay To Be Dick Funny Birthday Card

You're Young - It's Okay To Be Dick Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 243)

Your Birthday Is The Perfect Excuse To Get Shitfaced Rude Birthday Card

Your Birthday Is The Perfect Excuse To Get Shitfaced Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 246)

C'mon Girls! Let's Get Pissed! Funny Birthday Card

C'mon Girls! Let's Get Pissed! Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 77)

Celebrate National Bondage At Work Day Funny Birthday Card

Celebrate National Bondage At Work Day Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 158)

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Funny Birthday Card

Dad, Thanks For Not Embarrassing Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 24)

Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

Dad, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 25)

Dad, Youre The Best Funny Birthday Card

Dad, Youre The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DME 45)

Fuck! You're Old Rude Birthday Card

Fuck! You're Old Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 132)

Get You Out Of Those Pants Funny Valentines Card

Get You Out Of Those Pants Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 04)

Happy Birthday Slapper! Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Slapper! Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 42)

Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Big Tool Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 07)

I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card

I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 112)

I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card

I Do Believe I'm Wasted Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 112)

I Learned To Be A Total Diva From You Funny Birthday Card

I Learned To Be A Total Diva From You Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 21)

I Love You Funny Birthday Card

I Love You Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMR 28)

It's Only Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card

It's Only Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 30)

It's Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card

It's Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 17)

Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card

Like Father Like Son Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 26)

Mother, You're A Drunk Funny Birthday Card

Mother, You're A Drunk Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 39)

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card

Mum, Thanks For Being Excited When I Came Out Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 22)

Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You're Almost As Amazing As Me Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 23)

Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

Mum, You're The Best Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 20)

Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Funny Birthday Card

Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 11)

Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card

Or The Kitten Gets It Funny Valentines Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMV 03)

Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card

Premiership Footballers Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 47)

Safe Sex? Funny Birthday Card

Safe Sex? Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMU 20)

Someone Gives A Toss About Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card

Someone Gives A Toss About Your Birthday Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 164)

That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card

That's Right You Big Attention Seeker Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 155)

Warning - This Card Is Fucking Rude Birthday Card

Warning - This Card Is Fucking Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 157)

While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card

While I Play Candy Crush Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 167)

You Cock Sucking Mother Fucking Whore Rude Birthday Card

You Cock Sucking Mother Fucking Whore Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 117)

You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card

You're A Total Lush Mum Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 19)

Your Age Is No Laughing Matter Funny Birthday Card

Your Age Is No Laughing Matter Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 171)

Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card

Drinks Are On Me! Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 42)

I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card

I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 43)

Tiny Penis Funny Birthday Card

Tiny Penis Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DSS 40)

This Season... Go Gay! Funny Coaster

This Season... Go Gay! Funny Coaster

£2.50 £1.25 (DMT 04)

Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card

Have A Mile High Birthday Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 33)

I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card

I Love Gays Funny Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 47)

Who's Birthday Is It? Fuck Knows I'm Wasted Rude Birthday Card

Who's Birthday Is It? Fuck Knows I'm Wasted Rude Birthday Card

£2.00 £1.00 (DMA 24)

Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Coaster

Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Coaster

£2.50 £1.25 (DMT 25)

Keep Your Pecker Up Funny Coaster

Keep Your Pecker Up Funny Coaster

£2.50 £1.25 (DMT 23)

Lie Back And Think Of England Funny Coaster

Lie Back And Think Of England Funny Coaster

£2.50 £1.25 (DMT 27)

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster

£2.50 £1.25 (DMT 21)

Last date modified: 20th March 2018