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Funny rude Secret Santa gift ideas under £5 & £10

Tonnes of funny, rude Secret Santa present ideas with a twist, with choices below £10, £5 and even under £3. Have fun being everyone's favourite Santa this year!

100% Chance Of Beer Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 167)
Alexa, Send Wine Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 173)
Don't Steal My Fucking Mug
£8.75  (DMM 32)
I Need A Poo Funny Mug
£8.75  (DMM 27)
Beer Goes Here Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 100)
Crazy Cat Lady Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 04)
Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 02)
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 12)
Help! Please Send Wine Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 118)
I Do Love A Pint Of Gin Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 109)
I Love Beer Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 139)
I Love Gin Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 138)
I Love Tea Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 140)
I Love Wine Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 137)
I Need A Poo! Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 14)
Office Wanker Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 10)
Smile! It Scares People Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 125)
Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 16)
Fuck Tea Rude Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 62)
It Must Be True Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  (DMG 79)
The Boss Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 79)
Wine* That Is All Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 83)
Bankers And Wankers Rude Badge
£0.95  (DMD 62)
Fuck Work Rude Badge
£0.95  (DMD 23)
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 52)
Nice Pants Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 46)
I Hate My Job Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  (DMG 33)
Office Slut Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  (DMG 39)
I Love Cock Funny Mug
£8.75  (DMM 05)
I Love My Pussy Funny Mug
£8.75  (DMM 21)
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Mug
£8.75  (DMM 02)
I Love My Moustache Funny Mug
£8.75  (DMM 20)
You Big Man Whore Funny Mug
£8.75  (DMM 15)
I Love Geeks Funny Mug
£8.75  £4.00  (DMM 19)
OMFG!! I Need Coffee Funny Mug
£8.75  (DMM 13)
Now Drink Irresponsibly Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 10)
Beer! Always Gets You An Easy Shag Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 29)
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 21)
I Hate My Job Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 17)

Secret Santa work ideas

While you obviously have to use your own judgement as to whether some of the ruder Secret Santa ideas are suitable for your office use, we have a great range of items that are suitable for work, like coffee mugs, pens and coasters, both funny and rude. Other items like keyrings and also make some awesome secret Santa alternatives. Remember, we’ve picked some of our gift ideas from around the site, but you can also browse the categories for an even wider range many under £3, £5 and £10 ranges. They make a great fun addition to your secret Santa wish list ideas and will help spice up your selection with some great novelty and joke items to make people laugh.

Almost all our items are well under ten Pounds – with our mugs being fantastic value for money. Moving through the ‘under five Pounds’ range, use our pens, coasters, fridge magnets and badges for those little extra touches.

While you’re here, you can pick up some great deals on funny and rude cards, with multipacks too – and you can even match your card to the gift for many of the items, as the best of the gifts often came from popular cards we do!

Last date modified: 17th October 2019