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Funny rude Secret Santa gift ideas under £5 & £10

Tonnes of funny, rude Secret Santa present ideas with a twist, with choices below £10, £5 and even under £3. Have fun being everyone's favourite Santa this year even if you need to keep them socially distant!

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch
£2.75  (PEN 63)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!
£2.75  (PEN 62)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny
£2.75  (PEN 61)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted
£2.75  (PEN 60)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt
£2.75  (PEN 59)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people
£2.75  (PEN 58)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat
£2.75  (PEN 56)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I hate my boss
£2.75  (PEN 46)
 
Don't Steal My Fucking Mug
£8.75  (DMM 32)
 
A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink.  Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!
£2.75  (PEN 14)
 
I Need A Poo Funny Mug
£8.75  (DMM 27)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Red text on one side reads I work with idiots
£2.75  (PEN 28)
 
Alexa, Send Wine Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 173)
 
100% Chance Of Beer Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 167)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my bum
£2.75  (PEN 16)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink.  Pink and blue  and purple text on one side reads Fuck fuck fuckity fuck
£2.75  (PEN 12)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady
£2.75  (PEN 04)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Office wanker.
£2.75  (PEN 10)
 
A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!
£2.75  (PEN 02)
 
I Love Tea Funny Coaster
£2.75  (DMT 140)
 
A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer
£2.75  (DMT 139)
 
A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font
£2.75  (DMT 138)
 
A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font
£2.75  (DMT 137)
 
A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 135)
 
A bold blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a man and a woman smiling
£2.75  (DMT 125)
 
Help! Please Send Wine Funny Coaster
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 118)
 
A blue coaster with the words ‘I do love a pint of gin’
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 109)
 
A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Do I need an excuse for champagne?
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 95)
 
I Love My Pussy Funny Mug
£8.75  (DMM 21)
 
An alternating dark and light pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne
£2.75  £1.25  (DMT 71)
 
A coaster with a bright blue background and a vivid pink spiked circle in the middle
£2.75  (DMT 62)
 
It Must Be True Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  (DMG 79)
 
You Big Man Whore Funny Mug
£8.75  (DMM 15)
 
A coaster with a retro-style photo of two men in front of a blue background, drinking alcohol
£2.75  (DMT 52)
 
OMFG!! I Need Coffee Funny Mug
£8.75  (DMM 13)
 
Buy Shoes And Look Great Funny Keyring
£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 21)
 
A red coaster with the words Keep calm and carry on in white capitals below a white crown logo
£2.75  £0.50  (DMT 19)
 
Bankers And Wankers Rude Badge
£0.95  (DMD 62)
 
Keep Calm And Carry On Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 42)
 
I Love Cock Funny Mug
£8.75  (DMM 05)
 
I Need My Fucking Caffeine Rude Mug
£8.75  (DMM 02)
 
Fuck Work Rude Badge
£0.95  (DMD 23)
 
Office Slut Funny Fridge Magnet
£2.75  £0.50  (DMG 39)
 

Secret Santa work ideas

While you obviously have to use your own judgement as to whether some of the ruder Secret Santa ideas are suitable for your office use, we have a great range of items that are suitable for work, like coffee mugs, pens and coasters, both funny and rude. Other items like keyrings and also make some awesome secret Santa alternatives. Remember, we’ve picked some of our gift ideas from around the site, but you can also browse the categories for an even wider range many under £3, £5 and £10 ranges. They make a great fun addition to your secret Santa wish list ideas and will help spice up your selection with some great novelty and joke items to make people laugh.

Almost all our items are well under ten Pounds – with our mugs being fantastic value for money. Moving through the ‘under five Pounds’ range, use our pens, coasters, fridge magnets and badges for those little extra touches.

While you’re here, you can pick up some great deals on funny and rude cards, with multipacks too – and you can even match your card to the gift for many of the items, as the best of the gifts often came from popular cards we do!

Last date modified: 24th March 2021