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Funny Rude Pens

3 FOR 2 ON ALL PENS!! - Discount will be applied at checkout

We love pens! Who wants to work in a paperless office and one without funny pens? You wouldn't be able to tell people what you are thinking when they try to steal yours, for a start! But now our collection of rude pens has the perfect choice for you. Have fun!

Of course you can find some of our signature rude and some may say offensive phrases on these, but we have also some lovely ones. They are also like little Pokemon ... gotta collect them all. They look perfect on your desk or kitchen table in a little pen pot all cute and sweary ready to surprise an unsuspecting visitor.

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Office bitch
£2.75  (PEN 63)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!
£2.75  (PEN 62)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny
£2.75  (PEN 61)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted
£2.75  (PEN 60)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt
£2.75  (PEN 59)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people
£2.75  (PEN 58)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted purple and pink text reads Wake up Alcohol Repeat
£2.75  (PEN 56)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted rainbow text reads Yasss Queen
£2.75  (PEN 55)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Curvy pale yellow text with a black outline reads Filthy cum slut
£2.75  (PEN 54)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Winging it!
£2.75  (PEN 53)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Red text on one side reads Stay the fuck away
£2.75  (PEN 52)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Do epic shit!
£2.75  (PEN 51)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Rainbow text on one side reads Have a nice gay
£2.75  (PEN 50)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please
£2.75  (PEN 49)
 
Let's Cancel 2020 Funny Pen
£2.75  £0.50  (PEN 48)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads TikTok Twat
£2.75  (PEN 47)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I hate my boss
£2.75  (PEN 46)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Rainbow text on one side reads Big Gay Pen
£2.75  (PEN 45)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Needy attention sponge.
£2.75  (PEN 44)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I love wanking
£2.75  (PEN 43)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen
£2.75  (PEN 40)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I'm weird, deal with it!
£2.75  (PEN 39)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads I cunt spell
£2.75  (PEN 38)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person
£2.75  (PEN 36)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!
£2.75  (PEN 32)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo
£2.75  (PEN 29)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on the side reads I love my cats
£2.75  (PEN 23)
 
A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink.  Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!
£2.75  (PEN 14)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a white grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate everyone
£2.75  (PEN 35)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!
£2.75  (PEN 34)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Red and black text on one side reads Being a useless tosser is all part of my charm
£2.75  (PEN 31)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off
£2.75  (PEN 30)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Red text on one side reads I work with idiots
£2.75  (PEN 28)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Text on one side reads What can I fuck up today?
£2.75  (PEN 27)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Text on one side reads Wake up be fabulous repeat
£2.75  (PEN 26)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink
£2.75  (PEN 25)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Fuck this shit!
£2.75  (PEN 24)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink
£2.75  (PEN 22)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting
£2.75  (PEN 21)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink.  Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given
£2.75  (PEN 20)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink.  Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off
£2.75  (PEN 19)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I love cock
£2.75  (PEN 18)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip. Black text reads Cunty bollocks
£2.75  (PEN 17)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my bum
£2.75  (PEN 16)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink
£2.75  (PEN 15)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink.  black text on one side reads Huge Bellend
£2.75  (PEN 13)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink.  Pink and blue  and purple text on one side reads Fuck fuck fuckity fuck
£2.75  (PEN 12)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady
£2.75  (PEN 04)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink.  Black text on one side reads Office wanker.
£2.75  (PEN 10)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Rainbow text reads I shit rainbows.
£2.75  (PEN 08)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink
£2.75  (PEN 05)
 
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink.  Pink text on one side reads Prosecco princess
£2.75  (PEN 03)
 
A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!
£2.75  (PEN 02)
 
Last date modified: 17th August 2021