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Funny Rude Pens

We love pens! Who wants to work in a paperless office and one without funny pens? You wouldn't be able to tell people what you are thinking when they try to steal yours, for a start! But now our collection of rude pens has the perfect choice for you. Have fun!

Of course you can find some of our signature rude and some may say offensive phrases on these, but we have also some lovely ones. They are also like little Pokemon ... gotta collect them all. They look perfect on your desk or kitchen table in a little pen pot all cute and sweary ready to surprise an unsuspecting visitor.

Alexa, Send Wine Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 32)
 
Big Gay Pen Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 45)
 
Do Epic Shit Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 51)
 
Fuck Covid-19 Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 41)
 
Have A Nice Gay Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 50)
 
I Cunt Spell Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 38)
 
I Hate My Boss Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 46)
 
I Love My Cats Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 23)
 
I Love Wanking Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 43)
 
I Need A Poo! Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 14)
 
I'm Weird Deal With It Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 39)
 
I've Just Had An Epic Poo Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 29)
 
Let's Cancel 2020 Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 48)
 
My Fucking Pen Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 40)
 
Needy Attention Sponge Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 44)
 
No Cunts Today Please Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 49)
 
Not A Morning Person Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 36)
 
Stay The Fuck Away Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 52)
 
TikTok Twat Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 47)
 
Being A Useless Tosser Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 31)
 
Bored Of This Meeting Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 21)
 
Crazy Cat Lady Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 04)
 
Cunty Bollocks Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 17)
 
Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 22)
 
Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 02)
 
Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 19)
 
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 12)
 
Fuck Off Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 30)
 
Fuck This Shit Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 24)
 
Fuck Work Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 15)
 
Huge Bellend Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 13)
 
I Blame Carole Baskin Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 42)
I Hate Everyone Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 35)
 
I Love Cock Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 18)
 
I Shit Rainbows Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 08)
 
I Work With Idiots Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 28)
 
Office Wanker Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 10)
 
Piss Off, I'm Busy Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 34)
 
Prosecco Princess Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 03)
 
Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 05)
 
Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 16)
 
Today's Mood Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 25)
 
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 26)
 
What Can I Fuck Up Today? Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 27)
 
Zero Fucks Given Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 20)
 
Last date modified: 29th September 2020