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Funny Rude Pens

We love pens! Who wants to work in a paperless office without pens? You wouldn't be able to tell people what you are thinking when they try to steal yours.

Of course you can find some of our signature rude and some may say offensive phrases on these, but we have also some lovely ones. They are also like little Pokemon ... gotta collect them all. They look perfect on your desk or kitchen table in a little pen pot all cute and sweary ready to surprise an unsuspecting visitor.

Alexa, Send Wine Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 32)
Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 22)
Fuck Covid-19 Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 41)
I Blame Carole Baskin Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 42)
I Cunt Spell Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 38)
I Hate Everyone Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 35)
I Love My Cats Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 23)
I Need A Poo! Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 14)
I'm Weird Deal With It Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 39)
I've Just Had An Epic Poo Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 29)
My Fucking Pen Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 40)
Not A Morning Person Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 36)
Piss Off, I'm Busy Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 34)
Being A Useless Tosser Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 31)
Bored Of This Meeting Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 21)
Crazy Cat Lady Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 04)
Cunty Bollocks Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 17)
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 12)
Fuck Off Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 30)
Fuck This Shit Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 24)
Fuck Work Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 15)
Huge Bellend Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 13)
I Love Cock Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 18)
I Shit Rainbows Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 08)
Office Wanker Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 10)
Prosecco Princess Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 03)
Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 05)
Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 16)
Today's Mood Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 25)
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 26)
Zero Fucks Given Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 20)
Last date modified: 26th March 2020