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Funny Rude Pens

We love pens! Who wants to work in a paperless office and one without funny pens? You wouldn't be able to tell people what you are thinking when they try to steal yours, for a start! But now our collection of rude pens has the perfect choice for you. Have fun!

Of course you can find some of our signature rude and some may say offensive phrases on these, but we have also some lovely ones. They are also like little Pokemon ... gotta collect them all. They look perfect on your desk or kitchen table in a little pen pot all cute and sweary ready to surprise an unsuspecting visitor.

Stay The Fuck Away Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 52)
 
Do Epic Shit Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 51)
 
Have A Nice Gay Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 50)
 
No Cunts Today Please Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 49)
Let's Cancel 2020 Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 48)
 
TikTok Twat Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 47)
 
I Hate My Boss Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 46)
 
Big Gay Pen Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 45)
 
Needy Attention Sponge Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 44)
 
I Love Wanking Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 43)
 
My Fucking Pen Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 40)
 
I'm Weird Deal With It Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 39)
 
I Cunt Spell Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 38)
 
Not A Morning Person Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 36)
 
Alexa, Send Wine Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 32)
 
I've Just Had An Epic Poo Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 29)
 
I Love My Cats Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 23)
 
I Need A Poo! Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 14)
 
I Hate Everyone Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 35)
 
Piss Off, I'm Busy Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 34)
 
Being A Useless Tosser Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 31)
 
Fuck Off Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 30)
 
I Work With Idiots Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 28)
 
What Can I Fuck Up Today? Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 27)
 
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 26)
 
Today's Mood Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 25)
 
Fuck This Shit Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 24)
 
Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 22)
 
Bored Of This Meeting Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 21)
 
Zero Fucks Given Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 20)
Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 19)
 
I Love Cock Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 18)
 
Cunty Bollocks Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 17)
 
Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 16)
 
Fuck Work Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 15)
 
Huge Bellend Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 13)
 
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 12)
 
Crazy Cat Lady Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 04)
 
Office Wanker Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 10)
 
I Shit Rainbows Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 08)
 
Prosecco Princess Funny Pen
£2.75  (PEN 03)
 
Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Rude Pen
£2.75  (PEN 02)
 
Last date modified: 29th September 2020