We love pens! Who wants to work in a paperless office without pens? You wouldn't be able to tell people what you are thinking when they try to steal yours.
Of course you can find some of our signature rude and some may say offensive phrases on these, but we have also some lovely ones. They are also like little Pokemon ... gotta collect them all. They look perfect on your desk or kitchen table in a little pen pot all cute and sweary ready to surprise an unsuspecting visitor.