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Funny & Rude Coasters

Looking for Funny Coasters? Our selection of funny & rude novelty coasters will brighten your day and are a great addition to your desk at the office, for every day use or drinks mats for parties - if that's ever a thing again! We have a great selection of humorous coasters for work (you decide!), drinks or as beer mats.

A coaster a picture of a smiling group of people. A woman at the front has her hands up

Hands up who farted Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 200)

A floral coaster with a white circle and black text reading Bastard buggery bumholes bollocks

Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 199)

A coaster with a repeated rainbow flag over which curved white text with a black outline reads Love is Love

Love is Love LGBTQ+ Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 198)

A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling woman dressed as a fortune teller in front of a crystal ball

I Foresee Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 197)

A coaster with the pattern of the progress pride flag

Progress Pride Flag Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 196)

A coaster with a rainbow pattern coming out from the centre. Bold white 3D text in the middle of it reads totally Gay

Totally Gay Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 195)

A white coaster with the words Have a nice gay curved over a bright rainbow

Have a Nice Gay Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 194)

A coaster with a retro photo of a 1950's woman holding a beer glass

I Don't Need Alcohol Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 193)

A coaster with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man in a smart suit against a red background

Old Bastard Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 192)

A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson

Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 191)

A coaster with a picture of a woman surrounded by balloons and party streamers

Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 190)

A coaster with a retro photo of a woman holding a sign reading no cunts today please

No Cunts Today Please Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 189)

A coaster with a retro photo of two glamorous women in 1960's suits and hats against a pink background

Best Friends Forever Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 188)

A coaster with a glamorous looking woman in a big red hat

Used to be a people person Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 187)

A coaster with a sarcastic looking woman in a striped cardigan in front of blue background

Live Laugh and Fuck Off Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 186)

A coaster with a pretty picture of assorted pink flowers with the words Fuck Off written over it in a fancy font

Fuck Off Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 185)

Yasss Queen Funny Coaster

Yasss Queen Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 163)

8 Out Of 10 Cats Rude Coaster

8 Out Of 10 Cats Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 157)

Only My Cat Understands Me Funny Coaster

Only My Cat Understands Me Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 184)

Being A Useless Tosser Rude Coaster

Being A Useless Tosser Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 183)

Did Someone Say Wine Funny Coaster

Did Someone Say Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 182)

What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Rude Coaster

What Are We Going To Fuck Up Today? Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 181)

Hands Up! If You're Drunk Funny Coaster

Hands Up! If You're Drunk Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 180)

I've Run Out Of Wine! Funny Coaster

I've Run Out Of Wine! Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 179)

I Don't Have The Energy Rude Coaster

I Don't Have The Energy Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 178)

A Smile A Day Funny Coaster

A Smile A Day Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 177)

Gin Snob Funny Coaster

Gin Snob Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 176)

Think Happy Thoughts Funny Coaster

Think Happy Thoughts Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 175)

Alexa, Send Wine Funny Coaster

Alexa, Send Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 173)

My Life Is A Series Of Dramas Funny Coaster

My Life Is A Series Of Dramas Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 172)

Today's Mood Rude coaster

Today's Mood Rude coaster

£2.75 (DMT 171)

Wake Up Be Fabulous Funny Coaster

Wake Up Be Fabulous Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 170)

Coaster Cat Says Funny Coaster

Coaster Cat Says Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 169)

Too Fabulous Funny Coaster

Too Fabulous Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 168)

100% Chance Of Beer Funny Coaster

100% Chance Of Beer Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 167)

Shhh No One Cares Funny Coaster

Shhh No One Cares Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 166)

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Funny Coaster

My Spirit Animal Is Gin Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 165)

Rainbows And Unicorns And Shit Funny Coaster

Rainbows And Unicorns And Shit Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 164)

Smile If You're A Knob Funny Coaster

Smile If You're A Knob Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 162)

The Only Thing Gayer Than You Funny Coaster

The Only Thing Gayer Than You Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 160)

Today's Forecast Funny Coaster

Today's Forecast Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 159)

Wine Appreciation Day Funny Coaster

Wine Appreciation Day Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 158)

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Funny Coaster

Shut Up Liver You're Fine Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 156)

Prosecco Made Me Do It Funny Coaster

Prosecco Made Me Do It Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 155)

You're A Genius You're a Twat Funny Coaster

You're A Genius You're a Twat Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 154)

Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Funny Coaster

Everyone Thinks You're A Knob Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 153)

Fuck You Rude Coaster

Fuck You Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 151)

You're a Massive Bellend Funny Coaster

You're a Massive Bellend Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 150)

Prosecco Princess Funny Coaster

Prosecco Princess Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 149)

There's No Problem Funny Coaster

There's No Problem Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 148)

Donald Trump Hates You Funny Coaster

Donald Trump Hates You Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 147)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman holding up a glass of alcohol

I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 146)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a man in a suit, smiling and looking away from the camera

The Man The Myth The Bellend Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 143)

A light blue coaster with a retro-style photo of an excited chef holding a ladle

Soup of the Day Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 141)

I Love Tea Funny Coaster

I Love Tea Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 140)

A coaster with a heart and text reading I love beer

I Love Beer Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 139)

A light blue coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love gin in capitalised white font

I Love Gin Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 138)

A sunny yellow coaster with a big pink heart in the middle and the words I love wine in capitalised, white font

I Love Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 137)

A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff

Epic Beer Stuff Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 136)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Prosecco ooooh! I’m pissed’

Prosecco Oooh! I'm Pissed Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 135)

A lavender coloured coaster with a retro-style photo of a doctor wearing a head mirror

Don't Listen To Your Doctor. Get Drunk Instead! Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 133)

A coaster with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair

See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About You Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 131)

A coaster with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer

Beer I Love You Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 130)

A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK

World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 129)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a mum and dad holding their children’s hands outdoors

Behind Every Great Mum Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 127)

A bold blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a man and a woman smiling

Smile! It Scares People Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 125)

A vibrant coaster with a retro-style drawing of two men in pyjamas, sliding down a rainbow on a sled

Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 124)

A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks

OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 123)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a smiling teacher sitting at his desk in front of a blackboard

You Sir Are A Knob Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 121)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smirking older man

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 119)

Help! Please Send Wine Funny Coaster

Help! Please Send Wine Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 118)

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Funny Coaster

I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 117)

A white coaster with a black outline around the edge and the words Please note you are a dick head

You Are A Dick Head Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 116)

A bright white coaster with a black outline around the edge

Nobody Cares About Your Drama Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 115)

A white coaster with a black outline around the edge and the words Polite notice this is not a pub use a coaster

This Is Not A Pub. Use A Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 114)

Place Your Fucking Drink Here Rude Coaster

Place Your Fucking Drink Here Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 113)

A bold pink coaster with the words ‘Coffee slut’

Coffee Slut Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 110)

A blue coaster with the words ‘I do love a pint of gin’

I Do Love A Pint Of Gin Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 109)

A blue coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman looking up

The Less You Give A Fuck Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 112)

coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven

Mums Kick Ass Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 108)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman forcing a smile for the camera

Keep Smiling. Wine Can't Be That Far Away Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 107)

A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 106)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a fashionable woman with a cigarette holder next to the Eiffel Tower

Sophisticated, Elegant, Classy Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 105)

A brilliant pink coaster with the words Sex? I’d rather have a cup of tea

Sex? I'd Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 103)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white text

Mother Knows Best Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 101)

A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’

Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 99)

A coaster with the text Beer maketh the man pissed

Beer Maketh The Man Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 96)

A vibrant pink coaster with the words ‘Do I need an excuse for champagne?

Do I Need An Excuse For Champagne? Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 95)

A coaster with a picture of the Mona Lisa on it and a speech bubble with the words ‘I need a poo!

I Need A Poo Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 92)

A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear

Go On Flash Your Gusset Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 86)

dark purple coaster with the words Wake up and smell the coffee

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 84)

A jazzy blue coaster with the words ‘Time for a brew?’ written in red, white and blue capitalised font

Time For A Brew Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 80)

A plain rainbow coloured coaster in red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple vertical stripes

Rainbow Flag Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 77)

A lilac coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a bikini holding a beach ball and looking up into the sky

There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 76)

A vivid pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman holding a cup of coffee

Coffee Slut Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 73)

A yellow coaster with a retro-style drawing of a smiling woman

May This Day Be Filled With Joy Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 72)

An alternating dark and light pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne

I Think It's Time For Champagne Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 71)

A coaster with a retro illustration of a man holding a drink

Alcohol Will Make It All Better Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 70)

A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink

I Totally Deserve This Drink Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 69)

A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text

Totes Amazeballs Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 68)

A coaster with a retro-style drawing of a well-dressed smiling woman

I'm So Rich Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 65)

A bright white coaster, with the words ‘Big gay coaster’ in curved, capitalised rainbow font

Big Gay Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 64)

A coaster with a bright blue background and a vivid pink spiked circle in the middle

Fuck Tea Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 62)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling lady, against a dark pink ombre background

You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 61)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling man, against a blue background

There's Only One Thing To Do Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 55)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of two men in front of a blue background, drinking alcohol

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 52)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a man and woman at an office computer, where the man is pointing to the computer

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 45)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a topless man posing on the beach with an umbrella

You Big Man Whore Funny Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 42)

A delicate pink coaster with the words Save water drink champagne

Save Water Drink Campagne Funny Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 39)

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster

Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 37)

A retro-style coaster with a photo of a smiling woman on the phone against a light blue background

I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Rude Coaster

£2.75 £1.25 (DMT 33)

A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one

Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 29)

A bright pink coaster with the words Keep calm and have a cuppa

Keep Calm And Have A Cuppa Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 28)

Keep Calm & Carry On Funny Coaster

£2.75 £0.50 (DMT 19)

A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling, brunette woman in front of a green background

Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Rude Coaster

£2.75 (DMT 05)

Last date modified: 29th September 2020