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Happy Birthday you old Fucker|New

Happy Birthday you old Fucker
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How do you manage to be such a wonderful mother?|New

How do you manage to be such a wonderful mother?
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£2.00 (DMU 60)
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I Bloody love being Queen

I Bloody love being Queen

£2.00 (DMU 56)
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It's all about me

It's all about me

£2.00 (DMU 58)
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Let's get totally wasted|New

Let's get totally wasted
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(DMU 59)
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Right royal knees up

Right royal knees up

£2.00 (DMU 57)
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Shall we be best friends forever?|New

Shall we be best friends forever?
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£2.00 (DMU 62)
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Button to get porn

Button to get porn

£2.00 (DMU 53)
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Champagne and Foie gras

Champagne and Foie gras

£2.00 (DMU 48)
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Cleans all known stains

Cleans all known stains

£2.00 (DMU 21)
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Complaint department

Complaint department

£2.00 (DMU 50)
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Don't you know who I am

Don't you know who I am

£2.00 (DMU 45)
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Finally a card that doesn't have

Finally a card that doesn't have

£2.00 (DMU 44)
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First the engine will explode

First the engine will explode

£2.00 (DMU 28)
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Go Fuck Yourself

Go Fuck Yourself

£2.00 (DMU 41)
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Happy Birthday Bitch

Happy Birthday Bitch

£2.00 (DMU 27)
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Happy Birthday Slapper!

Happy Birthday Slapper!

£2.00 (DMU 42)
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Happy Fucking Birthday

Happy Fucking Birthday

£2.00 (DMU 40)
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Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day

£2.00 (DMU 33)
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Have I told you?

Have I told you?

£2.00 (DMU 36)
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

£2.00 (DMU 46)
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Hope they're not flying first class

Hope they're not flying first class

£2.00 (DMU 35)
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I can see Uranus|New

I can see Uranus
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I Crew for all the cock

I Crew for all the cock

£2.00 (DMU 19)
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Is this where I pretend

Is this where I pretend

£2.00 (DMU 37)
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Let me put you on hold

Let me put you on hold

£2.00 (DMU 38)
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Maybe, just Maybe

Maybe, just Maybe

£2.00 (DMU 30)
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Mother, you're a drunk

Mother, you're a drunk

£2.00 (DMU 39)
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Now, where did I put my husband?

Now, where did I put my husband?

£2.00 (DMU 29)
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Premiership Fottballers|New

Premiership Fottballers
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£2.00 (DMU 47)
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Safe Sex?

Safe Sex?

£2.00 (DMU 20)
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See you next Tuesday|New

See you next Tuesday
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£2.00 (DMU 54)
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Sex? I'd rather have a cup of tea

Sex? I'd rather have a cup of tea

£2.00 (DMU 24)
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Sometimes I have a real life

Sometimes I have a real life

£2.00 (DMU 23)
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Somrthing else to blow on|New

Somrthing else to blow on
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£2.00 (DMU 55)
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Spiffing Porno

Spiffing Porno

£2.00 (DMU 43)
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Steal mummy's gin|New

Steal mummy's gin
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£2.00 (DMU 49)
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What a fantastic wank!

What a fantastic wank!

£2.00 (DMU 22)
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When did I sign up for this shit?

When did I sign up for this shit?

£2.00 (DMU 31)
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Why aren't we drunk yet?

Why aren't we drunk yet?

£2.00 (DMU 25)
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Will you be my Girlfriend

Will you be my Girlfriend

£2.00 (DMU 34)
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Fancy a quickie up the arse

Fancy a quickie up the arse

£2.00 (DMU 02)
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Fuck men! I want chocolate

Fuck men! I want chocolate

£2.00 (DMU 10)
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Have you seen my balls?

Have you seen my balls?

£2.00 (DMU 11)
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I need to phone my husband

I need to phone my husband

£2.00 (DMU 13)
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I'm fabulous, just deal with it

I'm fabulous, just deal with it

£2.00 (DMU 9)
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Most men are bastards

Most men are bastards

£2.00 (DMU 01)
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Porn channel

Porn channel

£2.00 (DMU 12)
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Thank You

Thank You

£2.00 (DMU 3)
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Vibrator

Vibrator

£2.00 (DMU 7)
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When I grow up

When I grow up

£2.00 (DMU 4)
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Shall we get out the Sex Toys

Shall we get out the Sex Toys

£2.00 (DMU 14)
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Who wants fisting?

Who wants fisting?

£2.00 (DMU 15)
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You're How Old

You're How Old

£2.00 (DMU 16)
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What is it about Birthdays?

What is it about Birthdays?

£2.00 (DMU 17)
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I'll take anything!

I'll take anything!

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