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Funny, rude cards by Dean Morris Cards!

Welcome to the website of Dean Morris Cards, home of rude cards! The one-stop-shop for all your funny, rude, filthy and rather naughty greeting cards and gifts. For loved ones, office chums, best friends and even Mothers-in-Law. You can be sure to find something to smile or shock in equal measure. Have a look round the site using the menu at the top.

The Mum The Myth The Legend Funny Greeting Card
I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse. I need Gin Funny Greeting Card
You Fucking Legend! Rude Birthday Card
I Love You So Very Fucking Much Rude Valentines Card
Exciting as my Constant Gym Updates Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday And All That Bollocks Rude Birthday Card
Age is Just a Number Funny Birthday Card
Mum's on the Wine! Funny Birthday Card
Polite Notice. No Pokemon Inside This Card Funny Birthday Card
Happy Birthday to the Bestest Bestie Ever Funny Birthday Card
I Really Love You Funny Valentines Card
Mum I'm Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Funny Mother's Day Card

A great collection of funny, rude cards for all occasions!

Our original greeting card designs are crafted by our very own Dean Morris, who produces a fantastic range of cards to make you, your friends and loved ones laugh. The majority of our cards are funny and rude and we cater for a variety of tastes from the slightly suggestive to the (some say) offensive. So if your friends and family have a naughty sense of humour, then you've just struck a gold mine of unique options for your greeting card needs!

Whether you're looking for something a bit different for birthdays, Christmas, or even Valentine's Day, we can help with a card that's right for the occasion. And for those other special occasions, like Mother's Day and Father's Day, we have a great range of cards and gifts too.

Many of our card designs also come as gifts; so your friends and family can have a choice of keyrings, and even i-phone cases! These make great and original presents, that won't break the bank but can be enjoyed time after time.