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Welcome to the website of Dean Morris Cards, home for all your funny, rude, filthy and rather naughty greeting cards and gifts. For loved ones, office chums, best friends and even Mother in Laws.  You can be sure to find something to smile or shock in equal measure.  Have a look round the site using the tabs at the top or the menu to the left.

Fantastic news over from my Facebook page in that last week I reached over 10,000 fans.  I started the Dean Morris Cards Facebook page back in 2008 and I want to say a big THANK YOU to everyone for following my little corner of the internet and getting me to such an epic total.   It really is appreciated and I love reading all your comments on my posts.


We know you all love the newest rudest cards from Dean Morris Cards, and so here is a sample of our latest and favourite cards. Not all of them are rude, some are perfectly clean.

So have a look at our cards here and see what takes your fancy.

Knobhead BrotherFuck you're old!Have you tried turning it off and on again?Newsflash! You're old as fuckFace book reminded meHappy Birthday Knob Head

Shall we be best friends forever?Have a totes amazeballs BirthdayFine specimen of ManhoodBirthday StudFinally a card that doesn't haveSave Water Drink Champagne

Best TeacherDo I look like I fly fucking economy?Complaint departmentFab Gay DayHappy Birthday you old FuckerHappy Birthday from me and my pussy