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You've Been a Total Shit Rude Christmas Card

£2.50  (DMX 259)

Let's be honest, most kids are little shits and it's a miracle they get any presents at Christmas.

Here's the perfect card for them - if they're okay with swear words - or for their long suffering parents. Probably a better option :-)

A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of Santa sitting in a lounge with three children. He is saying You've been good. You've been good. And you've been a total shit.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Last date modified: 9th December 2021