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You're A Massive Festive Bellend Rude Christmas Card

£2.50  (DMX 247)

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Just because it's all twinkly and Christmas it doesn't mean that mate who is a bellend isn't a bellend any more. With it being silly season and amateur drinking month they're now an even bigger festive bellend. With baubles on. Time to celebrate this unique festive bellend with the perfect card.

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a big sack of toys and smiling at the camera. Bold white text above reads You're a massive festive bellend.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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You're A Massive Festive Bellend Rude Christmas Card
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Sunday 22 December, 2019 by Dianne H
Very quick delivery excellent quality and made my daughter howl with laughter would definitely buy again
Out of Five
Date Added: Wednesday 18 December, 2019 by Carl Kay
My favourite sent it to my brother
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 24th May 2021