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You're a Massive Bellend Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 317)

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Some people, no matter how good a friend they are are still a big huge bellend. You love them to bits and you'll always be there for each other but never let that stop you telling them just what they are. A massive bellend who's birthday it may be. Or not, you can just send the card for the cards sake.

A greeting card with a retro picture of a businessman pointing at a whiteboard. On the board reads You're a massive bellend.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Thursday 18 February, 2021 by Marek J
Superb range of cards, very quick delivery and high quality product well protected in packaging. Definitely using again
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 14 January, 2021 by Richard
Luckily the person receiving the card truly is a massive bell end. So thank you Dean Morris.
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 12 May, 2020 by Lisa Briggs
Fantastic! V funny. Quick delivery and good value. Will be using again.
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 28 August, 2017 by Bruce Archer
Dean, you just can't do anything funnier than send a card to an unsuspecting mate and tell him he's a bellend. Except maybe a knobhead. Just the thought of his Nan walking up to his cards on top of the fireplace to read them makes me titter. Keep it up. Cheers. Bruce.
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Last date modified: 23rd September 2021