World Fuckwit Day is now an internationally recognised day, up there with Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Now I'm not going to give you the date but let's just say you need this card for that special fuckwit in your life then just make it that day and share the feels.
A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.