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Wank Yourself Silly Funny Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 436)

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What a lovely message and I think one we should all live by whether it's our birthday or not tbh

A birthday card with a picture of a smiling male and female couple, looking to camera. Multicoloured text above them reads It's your birthday. Wank yourself silly.

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  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Wank Yourself Silly Funny Birthday Card
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Monday 19 July, 2021 by Andrew Allan
Fab card, glad I found you, most of my friends are that's or dickheads
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Last date modified: 19th May 2022