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Valentine Goals Funny Valentines Card

£2.50  (DMV 100)

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We all have different expectations from Valentine's Day. Some of us are happy with a nice M&S meal at home for two and a couple of red roses. Others like a full on threesome in a A Road layby somewhere. Whatever your goals are this Valentine's Day let them know with this special card.

Valentine Goals
Romantic Night In
Posh Meal Out
Use the Handcuffs
Film a Porno

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Valentine Goals Funny Valentines Card
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Monday 15 February, 2021 by Kevin Blower
Great quality, great design,delivery was quick and it made my partner smile which is always a good thing on Valentines ????
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Last date modified: 15th February 2021