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Unnecessarily offensive Santa Rude Christmas Card

£2.50  (DMX 298)

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If you had to deliver all those presents in such a short space of time you might be prone to a few expletives like Father Christmas here.

A Christmas card with a retro picture Santa Claus against a blue background. A speech bubble from him read I feel like being unnecessarily offensive this Christmas. He also says Merry wanky fuckmas, Santa sucks cocks, Rudolph's big red one and Jingle bollocks.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Last date modified: 24th May 2021