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Too Much Wanking Rude Christmas Card

£2.50  (DMX 137)

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Perfect for that close friend, this card gets to the crux (or crutch?) of the matter. A nice, inappropriate and crude Christmas card to remind your mates that Santa knows their little secret – and the rest of you have guessed too! Enjoy!

A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas sitting at his desk holding a quill pen. He is saying No presents for you this year, you've been wanking too much!

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Too Much Wanking Rude Christmas Card
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Monday 04 December, 2017 by D Elliott
Crude but an amusing change
Out of Five

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