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This Bitch Needs An Upgrade Rude Keyring

£2.50  £1.00  (DMK 09)

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Do you need an upgrade because you know your worth, here’s a keyring to explain the situation. Whether you want to upgrade your car, your fella, or your dog's on the way out and you can finally get that Pomeranian, set your standards high with this keyring.

A keyring featuring an angst ridden model on a yellow background with red lettering captioning "This bitch needs an upgrade"
Additional Information
  • Keyring dimensions: 35x50mm
  • Double sided image
  • Clear plastic keyring
  • Large letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Sunday 14 March, 2021 by Claire Stroud
Perfect little birthday card filler for the travel diva in your life. Love it. Got a selection of saucy cards too and they were all great. Totally recommend.
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Last date modified: 14th March 2021