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Sucking Santa Rude Christmas Card

£2.50  (DMX 20)

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Well everyone, even Santa Claus, needs a hobby and this rude Christmas card let's you know what his is. No wonder he always looks so jolly.

A Christmas card with a retro photo of Father Christmas holding a big sack of toys. A speech bubble says When I'm not delivering joy to billions of happy people around the world I love nothing more than sucking on a big fat cock.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Last date modified: 2nd July 2021