Dean Morris Cards

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Stuck this pen up my fanny Rude Pen

£2.75  (PEN 61)

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This pen might just be steal proof unless the thief is very very weird.

A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny.

Additional Information
  • Pen is 14cm long with Pink grip
  • Design printed on one side
  • Printed in the UK
  • Large letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Tuesday 19 October, 2021 by Cath
This is the greatest pen ever made, I work on a hospital ward where pen stealers roam wild. They ain't gonna steal this bad boy, or are they? ???????? Brilliant service as ever ????????
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Last date modified: 20th December 2021