Dean Morris Cards

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Socially acceptable Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 471)

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There's certain milestones we should be proud of reaching and this one is so special it deserves it's own birthday card. Are you there yet?

A birthday card with retro picture of a smiling elderly couple looking into the distance. Lower case white text above them reads Congratulations on getting to an age where it's socially acceptable to piss yourself in public.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Thursday 28 April, 2022 by Richie Ross
Order came really quickly ! Love the designs and I'm afraid I'm just one of those that takes a gander when I need a good laugh !! Can't recommend Dean highly enough for a great big LOL moment !!!
Out of Five
Date Added: Wednesday 13 April, 2022 by Alison M
Great quality, delivered quickly, very funny
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 24 January, 2022 by Garry
Great service as always, and a funny card that was much appreciated!
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 28th April 2022