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Shit Myself With Excitement Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 355)

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Just because it's their birthday doesn't mean you have to be too excited about. Here's the obligatory birthday card, just make sure you don't get too excited by the occasion. It could get messy.

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  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Shit Myself With Excitement Rude Birthday Card
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Wednesday 21 April, 2021 by Ian
Great card for my brothers birthday ,we all have a great sense of humour thanks
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 08 March, 2021 by Nick
If Carling made these cards, which luckily they don't, Dean makes these cards and they are probably the best cards in the world
Out of Five
Date Added: Wednesday 11 November, 2020 by Akin Oyegunle
I love all the birthday cards l bought & particularly one of the Christmas bundles. Exceptional value. Thankfully l have friends & family who appreciate my lewd sense of humour. My only advice would be to identify the best sellers quickly & restock as so many of the obvious best sellers’ were out of stock when l ordered. Practically anything with C*** on it will sell out almost immediately, just a hunch! Keep up the good work. Kind regards
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 08 November, 2020 by Angela Adam
I totally love all my cards and wrapping paper, I don't swear or use rude language so it's more of a shock factor for friends and family. I get to feel quite naughty, and it seems to cheer everyone up. Great service too. Will definitely be ordering more in the future. Thank you for your great service.
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 03 August, 2020 by Simon
Always great service cards arrive almost next day !!! Love the selection and always like to point out to people how disappointed I am if my card to them isn't on display.
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 30 July, 2020 by Teresa
brilliant website and products as always. Introduced my boss to this website and he couldn't see from tears of laughter. Will definitely continue to buy cards from this site ????
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 30 July, 2020 by Jay
Great cards, great price! I've been ordering cards from Dean Morris for quite a few years now, ever since I spotted a card on Camden Market many moons ago. The designs continue to be as funny and as outrageous as ever! Delivery is first class - quite literally! Sometimes I've ordered cards in the morning and they've arrived the next day! Thank you Dean Morris Cards! One very happy customer here! :)
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 30 June, 2020 by Poppy
Card never even arrived, no confirmation or anything, ordered from a different website just in time.
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 03 May, 2020 by Rachel Jones
So glad I found this website absolutely hilarious cards! Had me in stitches I got people who appreciate rude cards so fab ! Will shop with again defo!!
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 20 April, 2020 by Peter mchale
Brill card and a card of quality not cheap made. Service and delivery also Brill
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 06 August, 2019 by Andy
Great product and really quick delivery. However would have been better with a text box so I could write and send the card direct.
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 13 April, 2019 by Carolb
Super quick delivery, thank you
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 23 March, 2019 by Carol
A good site for finding cards for folk with the same sense of humour as me. (Because soppy cards make me go "Bleeeuuugggg)"!! Always arrive quickly too.
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 11 March, 2019 by Vanessa
Excellent quality card and next day delivery in protective packaging - puts all competitors to shame!
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 21st April 2021