Christmas, the day of reckoning, when you all find out the shit that you bought for one another. New Year’s resolution – ask them what they want for Christmas next year and you won’t all end up taking it back on Boxing Day. A retro Christmas picture postcard of chap in a hat and coat, standing on a blue background, looking at camera and holding a pile of wrapped presents. Has the caption 'Shit just got real' in white capitals.