Candlelit dinners are lovely. Strolls along the beach can set your heart all of a flutter. A diamond ring is the ultimate expression of love. But sometimes all you really want is a good hard shag. This card will give your love – or just the person you fancy in accounts – the message plain and simple. Go on, send a card, you might even get as shag out of it.
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