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Sex Me Rude Valentines Card

£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 80)

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Candlelit dinners are lovely. Strolls along the beach can set your heart all of a flutter. A diamond ring is the ultimate expression of love. But sometimes all you really want is a good hard shag. This card will give your love – or just the person you fancy in accounts – the message plain and simple. Go on, send a card, you might even get as shag out of it.

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  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Sex Me Rude Valentines Card
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Last date modified: 2nd January 2018