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Mum I'm Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Funny Mother's Day Card
[MUM 31]


Ever since our son was born, my Mrs has had a clown's pocket like Nigel Farage's smile. With that in mind, I needed to purchase a suitable card for her first Mother's Day.

Like all of the literary greats, Dean Morris' output speaks to me as no other prose does, and this card was no exception. Imagine my partner's delight on Mother's Day morning as she peeled back the envelope to reveal the message staring back at her: You have a fanny like an emptied landfill site.

Thanks Dean!
Date Added: 27/03/2017 by Tom

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