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Pissed yourself yet rude birthday card

£2.50  (DMU 207)

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Well here's a birthday card that serves as a lovely funny greeting and also an important forewarning of the dangers of old age.

A 1960's photo of two smiling men in suits against a red background. One wishes Happy birthday you old bastard. The other asks Have you pissed yourself yet?

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Date Added: Sunday 07 February, 2021 by Barry Alexander
THE best source of really funny, rude cards on the web. Why go anywhere else? They always never cease to amuse the receivers and the sender of course!
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Last date modified: 22nd March 2021