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Our Festive Dildos Funny Christmas Cards

£2.00  (DMX 254)

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What a perfect Christmas present! This Christmas why not pack up your usual sex toy and replace it with a lovely festive dildo. There's loads of Santa themed ones to choose from in a variety of sizes!

"Our festive dildos come in a variety of sizes"

Card dimensions: 126x178mm.
Packed in a cellobag with envelope.
Standard letter post.
Blank inside.


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Last date modified: 5th November 2018