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Open this card massive fart funny birthday card

£2.50  (POP 11)

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Well here's a promise on this birthday card. Feel free to let out that massive fart yourself

A navy blue greeting card with white and yellow text stating When you open this card someone, somewhere will let out a massive fart

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Tuesday 09 March, 2021 by Richard
My mum loved this.... and indeed let out a massive fart when she saw it. In fact the likelihood of a follow through was quite high due to her diverticulitis.
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Last date modified: 21st May 2021