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Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 163)

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Newsflash! You're old as fuck

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a news reader at in the studio at a desk. Above him is the text Newsflash! You're old as fuck.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Tuesday 01 June, 2021 by Jayne
I have a huge family and ordered a big bundle of cards, within 3 days I had sent out five cards and everyone that I sent then to phoned to say how funny they were (we never usually phone each other to say thank you for a birthday card). Once this batch is gone I will order more. I probably laughed as much at the cards as the people I sent them too. Bloody brilliant
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 10 May, 2021 by Paul Smith
Perfectly suited the 60 year old it was intended for!
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 12 July, 2020 by Sean Stone
Excellent as usual. Great quality.
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 16 September, 2017 by Becky
Great quality and next day delivery. Excellent!
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 06 May, 2017 by Joanne
Great card. Can't wait to see the old fuckers face when he opens it may 16th ????
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 13th September 2021