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Never Completely Trust A Fart Funny Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMU 143)

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You get to a certain age this just becomes painfully and often embarrassingly real. Getting old is great isn't it. Fart free and just embrace the drama that you might have followed through.

A greeting card with a 1960s picture of an anxious looking man. He says being old means you can never completely trust a fart.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Wednesday 04 August, 2021 by Mick
Excellent quality cards, wide range of subjects :)
Out of Five
Date Added: Friday 18 June, 2021 by SuG
Excellent quality…perfect for anyone with a warped sense of humour like mine.
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 30 July, 2020 by Jay
Great cards, great price! I've been ordering cards from Dean Morris for quite a few years now, ever since I spotted a card on Camden Market many moons ago. The designs continue to be as funny and as outrageous as ever! Delivery is first class - quite literally! Sometimes I've ordered cards in the morning and they've arrived the next day! Thank you Dean Morris Cards! One very happy customer here! :)
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 15 February, 2020 by LoopyLoo
Brilliant cards always. Can always find one to suit everyone!
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 02 April, 2019 by Carl Kay
These are brilliant cards such a good selection better than anyone else’s
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 11 March, 2019 by GRAHAM ELSDON
BRILLIANT SELECTION OF VERY FUNNY AND VERY RUDE CARDS THAT YOU SIMPLY CAN'T GET ANYWHERE ELSE. I'M A REGULAR CUSTOMER DESPITE THE RECENT PRICE INCREASE!!
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 4th August 2021