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Mum I'm Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Funny Mother's Day Card

£2.50  (MUM 31)

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Childbirth is the gift that keeps on giving and if when you popped out you left a war zone in your wake maybe now is the perfect time to wish Mum a happy Mother's Day and to apologise. You know she loves you regardless.

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  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Date Added: Monday 27 March, 2017 by Tom
Ever since our son was born, my Mrs has had a clown's pocket like Nigel Farage's smile. With that in mind, I needed to purchase a suitable card for her first Mother's Day. Like all of the literary greats, Dean Morris' output speaks to me as no other prose does, and this card was no exception. Imagine my partner's delight on Mother's Day morning as she peeled back the envelope to reveal the message staring back at her: You have a fanny like an emptied landfill site. Thanks Dean!
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Last date modified: 23rd January 2019