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Merry Christmas to you and your Rude Christmas Card

£2.50  (RAN 77)

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We've all got a special name for our best friend (there's one!) so instead of just sending a Christmas card to your friend, why not send it to them and their Candy Cane (and another!) too.

A white greeting card with rounded green and red text wishing Merry Christmas to you and your pleasure pump, womb broom, disco stick, candy cane, clam hammer, jingle dick, quimstake, arse opener, rumpleforeskin, dicktator, jurassic pork, spam javelin, yoghurt slinger and knobgoblin. This text is surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises.

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  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Last date modified: 1st September 2021