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Merry Christmas And Shit Rude Christmas Card

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Remember that each day is just a squat and groan away from being that bit lighter. So why risk constipation on Christmas of all days? Let your loved ones know that you have their backsides covered this year and have loaded up on scented air fresheners just so no one suffocates this year. And on that note, Merry Christmas.

"Merry Christmas and Shit"

Card dimensions: 126x178mm.
Packed in a cellobag with envelope.
Standard letter post.
Blank inside.

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Date Added: Friday 02 December, 2016 by GRAHAM ELSDON
your products are,as usual,absolutely awesome.....putting in print what a surprising number of people think about christmas!! terrific!!
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Last date modified: 20th April 2017

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