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May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Funny Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 190)

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May you live long and never smell of wee

A birthday card with a 1990s picture of a smiling old couple hugging. Text above them reads May you live long and never smell of wee.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Thursday 08 July, 2021 by Simon m
Fantastic cards and great choice! Always fast delivery, my go to site for any card would highly recommend ????
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Date Added: Monday 15 March, 2021 by Garry
Love love love Dean Morris cards- can always find the perfect one!
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Date Added: Sunday 21 February, 2021 by Sarah Roden
Love it, these cards are awesome.
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Date Added: Friday 07 August, 2020 by Jill Clayton
Great collection of funny and sometimes Downright filthy cards That you don’t see anywhere else. Easy to order, seller communications good and delivery was prompt. Will definitely buy again
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Date Added: Monday 15 June, 2020 by Chris Gedge
Superb, speedy delivery and a great card for a 75 year old.
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Date Added: Monday 01 June, 2020 by Poohs
Good quality card and fast delivery. This was my first order, but definitely won’t be the last!
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 20 November, 2018 by Lisa
Great quality, very funny, good value for money.
Out of Five
Date Added: Friday 25 August, 2017 by Sue guelchi
I brought a number of cards and they are all excellent quality. I was very impressed
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 02 April, 2017 by Ginge
Ordered on Wednesday, delivered Thursday! Brilliant service... excellent quality, will be ordering again. And unlike some other 'funny cards' companies, you don't get charged delivery per card... well done ????
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 26 September, 2016 by Pete B
Always great cards and great speedy service. Always my first port of call for offensive greetings cards!!
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 8th July 2021