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Massive Bellend Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMU 211)

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If you just look hard enough you'll never be that far from a massive bellend. Here's a birthday card for just one of those bellends that are everywhere. You might even be one too!

A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera. A speech bubble from them reads I think we've found that massive bellend we were looking for.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Wednesday 26 January, 2022 by Glenn
Hilarious cards, printed in the UK and very nice quality. Also an excellent service with special offers available too, well done. Brilliant.
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Last date modified: 25th May 2022