If you just look hard enough you'll never be that far from a massive bellend. Here's a birthday card for just one of those bellends that are everywhere. You might even be one too!
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera. A speech bubble from them reads I think we've found that massive bellend we were looking for.
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