Are you in the unfortunate position of befriending your local Scrooge? In which case send them a card recognising their successes of being so tight this year, while also explaining just why you couldn't be bothered to get them any present worth more than a fiver. Or any present.
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman wrapping Christmas presents. She is saying I've worked out what to get you for Christmas. Something cheap and nasty, just like you.
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