Dean Morris Cards

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I've Wanked Off In This Card Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (GUM 33)

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Well it certainly beats a cheap fiver in the card as in impromptu birthday gift. If the card sticks together when they try and open it they know you're serious too!

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Sunday 25 July, 2021 by Steve. Spofforth
My son in law really appreciated that I wanked in his birthday card. And he also liked the arse bandit badge. I love your cards
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 14 January, 2021 by Richard
I gave me a laugh... I’m hoping it’ll cheer up a friend that’s down.
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 25 November, 2018 by Kevin Hobbs
The girl at work is not going to be happy
Out of Five
Date Added: Saturday 13 October, 2018 by Lee Weston
Fast delivery, can't wait for the look on the lads face when he opens the envelope
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 25th July 2021