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I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Rude Christmas Cards

£2.50  (DMX 253)

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A bottle of whisky, a nice new jumper, maybe even a Netflix subscription. All acceptable Christmas presents. Then there's jizzing in the mince pies. Not acceptable. But we've all got a friend we can be as totally unacceptable as we can with so this card might just be perfect for them.

A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat. Red text reads I've jizzed in your mince pies.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Thursday 03 December, 2020 by Richard
Took pride of place of my grannies mantelpiece.
Out of Five
Date Added: Wednesday 02 December, 2020 by Andrew Knight
What can I say? Great cards for those of us with a sense of humour. Good quality, fast dispatch and delivery, made in England.
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 03 December, 2019 by Mitch
Always use Dean Morris. Great selection great service
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 16 October, 2018 by Dazed
The usual high quality Dean Morris card and print. I dont know who is going to get this yet, i might put it on the table at my works Christmas bake off, next to my mince pies
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 24th May 2021