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I've Got a Huge Hardon For You Rude Valentines Card

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Do you get a bit excited when you see your Valentine? Well then this is the perfect card for you. It's self-explanatory and if you play your cards right on Valentine's Day you'll hopefully get to use it.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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I've Got a Huge Hardon For You Rude Valentines Card
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Last date modified: 13th February 2020