Date Added: Saturday 15 February, 2020 by Chris Greengrass
Sadly the excellent satirical message in the card was totally missed by my lovely wife, who is now threatening a very expense divorce due to the lack of Flowers and gifts to go with the card.
Apparently I appear as some sort of crazed sex staved obsessive stalker that has somehow ruined her entire life. Anyway I intend to sue dean Morris Cards for every penny it has as it is clearly your fault. Good day to you sir!
Date Added: Sunday 26 January, 2020 by Fiona
The card is hilarious! Just what I wanted. Can’t wait for him to open it lol. Speedy delivery too! Very pleased :)