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It Won't Suck Itself Funny Valentines Card

£2.50  £0.50  (DMV 57)

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Well... the card doesn’t lie. Unless you have surgically removed two of your ribs and then technically it can suck itself. But for all of you out there not wanting to take such drastic action, just send this card to your other half.

A dark purple Valentine’s Day card with the words ‘It won’t suck itself’ in white and pink, 3D doodling style font and the word ‘suck’ against a pink banner.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Friday 24 March, 2017 by Steve Boneham
Always a good selection of cheeky, near the knuckle humour - and always a source of fun amongst friends (and shocked family members). Keep it up!
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 20 October, 2016 by Sharon
Cheeky and funny in the Dean Morris way
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 26th January 2022