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I'm All Out Of Fucks Today Rude Birthday Card

£2.00  (DMA 286)

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Nobody gives a fuck on their birthday, the boss needs that report done? Fuck him. It’s your birthday. Your gas bill needs to be paid? Fuck that, it’s your birthday. Your friends are all worried about your excessive drinking to escape the stresses of your life? Fuck them all, it’s your birthday.

I'm All Out Of Fucks Today - Please Try Again Tomorrow

Card dimensions: 126x178mm.
Packed in a cellobag with envelope.
Standard letter post.
Blank inside.


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Date Added: Tuesday 21 February, 2017 by Phil A-J
Intend to hold this card up at visitors to my desk and in meetings where it's the only plausible answer.
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Last date modified: 4th May 2017

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