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I'm All Out Of Fucks Today Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  (DMA 286)

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Nobody gives a fuck on their birthday, the boss needs that report done? Fuck him. It’s your birthday. Your gas bill needs to be paid? Fuck that, it’s your birthday. Your friends are all worried about your excessive drinking to escape the stresses of your life? Fuck them all, it’s your birthday.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48hours
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Date Added: Tuesday 21 February, 2017 by Phil A-J
Intend to hold this card up at visitors to my desk and in meetings where it's the only plausible answer.
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Last date modified: 25th February 2019