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If You Were Jesus Funny Greeting Card

£2.50  (DMA 328)

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It's true you know, and they get bonus points if they are actually called Jesus AND their birthday is on December 25th. Either way a birthday is always a good excuse for a bit of Jesus themed humour.

A birthday card with a retro picture of Jesus against a glowing light. Simple white text above reads If You were Jesus today would be Christmas.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Monday 10 May, 2021 by Janine
Great service and range of cards that are a bit different to the usual, some brilliantly funny ones.
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 04 October, 2020 by Amy H
My nephew loved this card! It's really hard trying to find cards for a 19 year old, but this was perfect! Thank You!
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 23rd November 2021