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I'd Wish You Happy Birthday If I Gave A Shit Rude Birthday Card

£2.50  £1.00  (DMA 187)

I'd wish you Happy Birthday if I gave a shit

A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a serious looking call centre employee with a headset. Text above reads I'd wish you a happy birthday if I gave a shit.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Customer Reviews
Date Added: Monday 08 February, 2021 by Richard Neal Symon
Great quality and quick delivery.
Out of Five
Date Added: Tuesday 02 February, 2021 by JJay
Your cards are brilliant and I love them - great quality and printed in the UK
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 10 December, 2020 by Kimmie
My sense of humour. Straight to the point. Fast delivery and very good quality
Out of Five
Date Added: Thursday 10 December, 2020 by Jan D
Quality cards , fast delivery and just my sense of humour,
Out of Five
Date Added: Monday 23 November, 2020 by Karen
Great service and card quality - many thanks
Out of Five
Date Added: Sunday 07 June, 2020 by Marie
Fabulous card just what we wanted to say ...
Out of Five

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Last date modified: 11th October 2021