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I Love You Like A Slapper Loves Cock Funny Valentines Card

£2.50  £1.00  (DMV 51)

Wow, really? That's impressive. I mean we all love our special someone. But as much as a slapper loves cock? Scientific studies have shown that to match that, you have to reeeealy be in love with someone. We salute you!

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  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Date Added: Monday 11 February, 2019 by Susan Turner
Awesome card. Good quality & fast delivery. Perfect sentiment for someone unromantic like me!.
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Last date modified: 16th June 2020