Dean Morris Cards

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I Love You and your Rude Valentines Card

£2.50  (RAN 78)

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We've all got a special name for our best friend (there's one!) so instead of just sending a boring Valentine's card to your loved one, why not send it to them and their Long Dong Silver (and another!) too.

A red greeting card with rounded black and white text reading I love You and your pleasure pump, womb broom, disco stick, popsicle, clam hammer, love muscle, quimstake, arse opener, rumpleforeskin, dicktator, jurassic pork, spam javelin, yoghurt slinger, knobgoblin and long dong silver. This text is surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Last date modified: 1st September 2021