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Hope I'm Getting A Blowjob Funny Valentines Card

£2.50  £0.50  (DMU 33)

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Some guys are quite simple; they don't want candlelit dinners or big romantic gestures. Sometimes all they're happy with a blow job. A great last minute Valentine's Day gift.

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Additional Information
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours
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Date Added: Tuesday 28 January, 2020 by Excellent product, Fast Delivery
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Last date modified: 29th November 2021